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好吧 让我们从头再做一次
All right. Let's do it again from the top
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我们可以提示音乐
We can cue music
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{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
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{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
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{\an4}Marry me marry me
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{\an4}Say yes for the rest the rest
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{\an4}I never seen forever
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{\an4}I never seen forever in the wild
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{\an4}But now I'm lookin' now
I'm lookin' in its eyes...
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明晚超级巨星凯特·瓦尔迪兹
Tomorrow night superstar Kat Valdez
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和格莱美获奖者 超火的 巴斯蒂安
and Grammy winning hot hot hot Bastian
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当他们表演时 将创造历史
will make history when they perform
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他们的新热门歌曲 ⌈嫁给我并交换誓言⌋
their new hit song Marry Me and exchange vows
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在全世界面前
in front of the whole world
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2000万人
20 million people
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明天见
See you tomorrow
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我会成为戴面纱的人
I'll be the one in the veil
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猜猜谁会成为他们中的一员 我！
And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me!
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好的 我听说她穿着祖海尔·穆拉德定制礼服
Okay I hear that she is wearing a Zuhair Murad custom gown
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10000 个手工串珠水晶
with 10000 hand beaded crystals
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我现在感到非常感激
I feel so grateful right now
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一切都是这样
that everything is the way it is
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我有一个美丽的未婚夫
I have a beautiful fiancé
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谁是如此的支持和爱和
who's so supportive and loving and
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我非常感谢美国粉丝 因为
I feel so grateful for the American fans because
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他们以非常好的方式支持我和凯特
they are supporting me and Kat in a very nice way
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嫁给我正在席卷全国
Marry Me is sweeping the country
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策划婚礼秀已经很疯狂了
Planning the wedding show has been insane
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击中世界
Strike that the world
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凯特 瓦尔迪兹和巴斯蒂安在舞台上宣誓
Kat Valdez and Bastian are taking their vows onstage
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明晚在纽约市
in New York City tomorrow night
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然后乘飞机前往私人岛屿
and then jetting off to a private island
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他们将在那里制作让我们一起希望更美丽的音乐
where they'll make let's hope more beautiful music together
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城市国民银行
City National Bank
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星之银行呈现⌈嫁给我⌋
bank of the stars presents Marry Me
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旅行的结束和人生的开始
The end of a tour and the beginning of a lifetime
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和我在一起的是科林·卡洛韦⌈Colin Calloway⌋的经理 你好吗？
And with me is Colin Calloway her manager. How are you?
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我是很好贾斯汀 你好吗？
I'm very well Justin. How are you?
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我很好 现在我听说这都是巴斯蒂安的想法
I'm good. Now I heard this was all Bastian's idea
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呃不不不 他们都想给
Uh no no no they they both wanted to give
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回到粉丝那里 你知道组合
something back to the fans. You know combined
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他们的社会影响力超过2亿人？
they have a social reach of over 200 million people?
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呃 是的 我当然知道这一点 我是经理
Uh yeah of course I know that. I'm I'm the manager
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呃 呃 谁是伴娘？
Uh... uh... Who's a bridesmaid?
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她的前任呢？他们会在观众席上吗？
What about her exes? Will they be in the audience?
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他们让一些人等着我
They got some people uh waiting for me
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所以我只是要去处理这个问题
so I'm just gonna go and deal with that
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只 再见了 朋友们
Just... Bye guys
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我讨厌和经理打交道
I hate dealing with managers
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{\an4}Marry me
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{\an4}I want you in my life so bad
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{\an4}Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
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{\an4}Marry me.
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有人能得到这个购物车吗？
Can somebody get this cart?
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有人可以帮助我吗？
Can somebody help me?
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这是帕斯夸莱·布鲁尼的礼物
It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni
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我的意思是 如果你不喜欢它 我会接受它
I mean if you don't like it I'll take it
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哦 太美了 啊！
Oh that's beautiful. Ah!
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嗯 让我们打包它去度蜜月
Um let's pack it for the honeymoon
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好 好？
Okay. Okay?
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哦 好多花
Oh more flowers
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我的天 这太疯狂了
My God this is insane
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这不算什么 公园里有一辆移动的面包车
This is nothing. There's a moving van on Park
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塞满了结婚礼物 包括燃气灶
stuffed with wedding gifts including a stove
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有人给我买了炉子？它来自粉丝
Someone got me a stove? It's from a fan
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谁认为我没有炉子？
Who thinks I don't have a stove?
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是的 泰拉？
Yeah Tyra?
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捐赠所有
Donate all of it
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哦 这是汤姆 来自iHeartRadio
Oh it's Tom from iHeartRadio
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汤姆本人 跟我说说话
Tom the man himself. Talk to me
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当然 我有一些门票给你
Of course I've got some tickets for you
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即使我们完全售罄
even if we are completely sold out
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我不认为这个城市只有一个人
I don't think there's a single person in this city
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谁不叫嚷着要来参加这个婚礼
who's not clamoring to come to this wedding
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认为这是我更好的午餐之一
Think this is one of my better lunches
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但你来评判
but you be the judge
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爸爸不要弄乱我的头发
Dad don't mess up my hair
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我以为这给了你好运
I thought that gave you good luck
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就像很久以前一样
That was like a long time ago
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我想大概是一个月前
I think it was about a month ago
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这有多棒？
How great is this?
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一起上同一所学校
Going to the same school together
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嗯 哦 娄 很好 你可能
Mm hmm great. Oh and Lou you probably
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不会看到那么多我
won't see that much of me
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我知道这对你来说可能是一个问题
I know that could be a problem for you
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但如果你需要随时见到我
but if you need to see me anytime
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我不会的
I won't
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我喜欢独立性 好
I like the independence. Good
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哦 你知道你正在跟踪以斯帖的学生吗？
Oh and you know the student that you're shadowing Esther?
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完全披露埃丝特在我的数学俱乐部
Full disclosure Esther is in my math club
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但我不想让你感到任何加入的压力
but I don't want you to feel any pressure to join
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我没有加入
I'm not joining
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坚强的观众
Tough audience
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嗯 爸爸？
Um Dad?
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我可以一个人进去吗？答案是肯定的
Can I go in alone? Of course
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我只是想问你同样的事情
I was just gonna ask you the same thing
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如果我能独自走进去 你知道我的街头信誉
If I could walk in alone you know for my street cred
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我爱你！
I love you!
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你可能擅长足球 你可能擅长田径
You may be good at football you may be good at track
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但是当涉及到数学俱乐部时
but when it comes to math clubs
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你最好注意你的背部！
You better watch your back!
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柯立芝皮松攻击！
Coolidge Pi thons attack!
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是的！
Yes!
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我们的号码是多少？
What's our number?
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3.141592
3.141592
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65839
65839
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珀西 我们明白了 好
Percy we got it. Good
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好的 记住如果你坐在问题中
Okay remember if you sit in the question
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答案会找到你
the answer will find you
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今天的工作很棒 我喜欢能量
Terrific job today. I love the energy
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我告诉你 如果我们带来它
I'm telling you if we bring that
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到马塔隆决赛 我们赢得了
to the Mathalon finals we win the
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哦 以斯帖 你有第二个吗？是的
Oh Esther you got a second? Yeah
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娄怎么样了？她好吗？
How's Lou doing? She good?
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我认为如此
I think so
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你知道她擅长数学 所以在某个时候
You know she's great at math so at some point
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如果她开始问 我不会感到惊讶
I wouldn't be surprised if she starts asking
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关于也许加入派马拉松
about maybe joining the Pi thons
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因为你在她的最后一所学校知道
'Cause you know at her last school
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她进入了马塔隆决赛
she made it to the Mathalon finals
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真？她从未提到过
Really? She never mentioned that
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啊 你知道这就是事情 她真的很害羞
Ah you know that's the thing. She's really shy
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哦 一点也不 她告诉我她的假期
Oh not at all. She was telling me about her vacation
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关于这个叫大卫的人
and about this guy named David
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大卫？我前任的新丈夫？
David? My ex's new husband?
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她对他说了什么？哦
What did she say about him? Oh
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这不重要 没关系
It doesn't matter. Never mind
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实际上继续 告诉我
Actually go ahead. Tell me
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哦 只是他真棒
Oh just that he's awesome
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无论他们做什么 它总是很酷
and no matter what they do it's always cool
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和令人兴奋的 你知道...乐趣
and exciting and you know... Fun
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是的 咕咚
Yeah. Gotcha
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好吧 好 谢谢以斯帖
All right. Okay. Thanks Esther
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我猜他们要去洞穴潜水
I guess they're going cave diving
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嗯 洞穴潜水 是的
Hmm. Cave diving. Yeah
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哪里？
Where?
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在楼梯间监视你的女儿
In a stairwell spying on your daughter
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真？我们不是在从事间谍活动
Really? We're not spying
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我们只是在远处观看
We're we're just watching from a distance
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我们不是在从事间谍活动
We're not spying
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看 她在上一所学校过得很艰难
Look she had a hard time at her last school
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我只是想确保她没事
I just want to make sure she's okay
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那么 你认为你会把她和那些很酷的孩子联系起来吗？
So what you thought you'd hook her up with the cool kids?
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帕克你应该树立一个好榜样
Parker you're supposed to set a good example
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作为指导顾问
as the guidance counselor
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我用我的外表和我的氛围树立了最好的榜样
I am setting the best example with my look and my vibe alone
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神的孩子还在做机器人吗？
Jesus kids still do the robot?
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{\an4}Marry me marry me say...
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这是 嫁给我 铃声吗？有罪
Is that a Marry Me ringtone? Guilty
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什么是嫁给我？
What's Marry Me?
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这是凯特和巴斯蒂安的新歌
It's Kat and Bastian's new song
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这是每个人的新歌 这是我的新歌
It's everyone's new song. It's my new song
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这不是我的 人们会向它求婚
It's not mine. People are gonna propose to it
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他们将发布自己的视频
They're gonna post videos of themselves
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在过道上跳舞
dancing to it down the aisle
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你准备好嫉妒了吗？是的
Are you ready to be jealous? Yes
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我要带走我的新女友罗克西和她的前女友
I'm taking my new girlfriend Roxy and her ex girlfriend
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到他们的音乐会/婚礼 闭嘴
to their concert/wedding. Shut up
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她会看着我说
Where she's gonna look at me and say
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嗨 宝贝
Hi baby
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嗨 亲爱滴
Hi love
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你看到我的帖子了吗？不 你发布什么？
Did you see my post? No. You post something?
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所以你喜欢它吗？
So do you like it?
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我喜欢
I love it
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我爱你
I love you
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我更爱你宝贝
I love you more baby
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你什么时候回家？约1小时
When'll you be home? About an hour
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你知道大约有一千人
You know there's about a thousand people
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现在在这公寓里？什么？
in this apartment right now? What?
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我知道
I know
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2000万？
20 million?
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是的 当然
Yeah of course
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哦 我的天 这已经变得如此失控
Oh my God. This has gotten so out of control
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哟 我和凯特在一起 等
Yo I'm on with Kat. Wait
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是的 我只是
Yeah I just
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现在我只希望是我和你在某个地方的海滩上
now I just wish it was me and you on a beach somewhere
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没有我的爱
No my love
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您值得拥有世界上最大的婚礼
You deserve the biggest wedding in the world
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明天将是我们生命中最美好的夜晚
And tomorrow's gonna be the best night of our lives
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等不及 我等不及了 宝贝
Can't wait. I can't wait either baby
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凯特在哪里？
Where's Kat?
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十分钟内完成面试
An interview in ten minutes
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看看我刚刚发现了什么
Look what I just found
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酷航结束
Scoot over
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我只是在看一些旧照片
I was just looking through some old pictures
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嗯？看看我看到的这个
Uh huh? And look at this one I saw
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你我和妈妈在牙买加滑翔伞
of you me and Mom in Jamaica parasailing
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我们去滑翔伞了吗？
We went parasailing?
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你不记得了吗？
Do you not remember?
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我的意思是说实话
I mean to be honest
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我根本不记得你们在一起
I don't remember you together at all
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好吧 我们玩得很开心
Well we were and we had fun
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我明白了 爸爸 你是个有趣的人
I get it Dad. You were a fun guy
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我曾经是 我是一个有趣的人
I was and I am a fun guy
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但你知道
But you know
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这不仅仅是为了好玩
it's not just about fun
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比这更难
It's it's harder than that
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这是工作 它
It's work. It's
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好吧 想想坦克
Well think about Tank
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当坦克还是一只小狗的时候
When Tank was a puppy
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你还记得吗？是的
You remember that? Yeah
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你还记得他有多有趣吗？
You remember how fun he was
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和飞盘玩拔河比赛
and playing tug of war with the Frisbee
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他跳来跳去？
and him jumping around?
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现在他老了 他的眼睛不起作用了
And now he's old and his eyes don't work
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你不知道他还剩下多少年好年头
and you don't know how many good years he has left
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但你仍然...爸爸坦克快死了吗？
but you still... Dad is Tank dying?
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不 不
No. No
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对不起 我...坦克很好
I'm sorry I I... Tank's good
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我有点偏离轨道
I got a little off track
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我只是 我的意思是
I was just... What I meant is that
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爱是关于牺牲和日常
love is about sacrifice and the day to day
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嗯 爸爸 我现在可以睡觉了吗？
Um Dad uh can I go to sleep now?
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是的 当然 是的
Yeah of course. Yeah
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好 晚安 好
Okay. Good night. Okay
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晚上
Night
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上次她在这里凯特·瓦尔迪兹
Last time she was here Kat Valdez
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我们只说谁对婚礼并不陌生
who let's just say is no stranger to weddings
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...说她想做一些更小的事情
...said she wanted to do something smaller
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低调贴身
understated intimate
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只要说5 000个他们最亲密的粉丝
with just say 5000 of their closest fans
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我是说朋友
I mean friends
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只是一个简单的婚礼 一个简单的目标
Just a simple wedding for a simple gal
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就像妈妈的婚礼一样
Just like Mom's wedding was
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嘿 早上好 纽约
Hey good morning New York
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它是102.7 这是西克雷斯特和你在一起
It's 102.7. This is Seacrest with you
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凯特和巴斯蒂安的粉丝
Kat and Bastian fans
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这是恩里克·桑托斯和你在一起
it's Enrique Santos with you
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今晚凯特·瓦尔迪兹和巴斯蒂安
Tonight Kat Valdez and Bastian
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会全力以赴 打结
will give it all they got and tie the knot
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今天是大日子
Today is the big day
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那个狗屎是疯子
That shit is crazy man
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然后在岸上
Then on the shore
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在广阔的世界中 我独自一人思考
Of the wide world I stand alone and think
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直到爱和名声到虚无沉没
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink
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是济慈 你认为他会喜欢吗？
It's Keats. You think he'll like it?
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如果有人向他解释是的
If somebody explains it to him yeah
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真漂亮
It's beautiful
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哦 今天是你的婚礼日！
Oh today is your wedding day!
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是 是 是
Yeah yeah yeah
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得到它得到它得到它
Get it get it get it
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明天将是我们的周年纪念日
Tomorrow would've been our anniversary
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你们出去了两个星期？
You guys went out for what two weeks?
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17天 如果你包括分手
17 days if you include the breakup
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她用短信甩了我
And she dumped me with a text
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太粗鲁了
So rude
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今晚和我一起参加凯特 瓦尔迪兹音乐会
Come to the Kat Valdez concert with me tonight
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帕克 我不是一个喜欢演唱会的人
Parker I'm not a big concert person
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听这是一生一次的邀请
Listen this is a once in a lifetime invitation
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你甚至不明白
and you don't even get it
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这是哈雷彗星
This is Halley's Comet
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是你穿着一件能美化你身体的衣服
It's you wearing an outfit that flatters your body
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这是非常罕见的
It's very rare
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好吧 今晚我有娄
Okay I've got Lou tonight
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好 我有三张票
Good. I've got three tickets
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带上她
Bring her
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也许她会觉得你很有趣
Maybe she'll think you're fun
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{\an4}Church church church church
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{\an4}Church church church
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{\an4}Like church church church church
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{\an4}Yeah
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{\an4}I'm down on my knees
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{\an4}I've fallen for you
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{\an4}You've opened my gates
and showed me the truth
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{\an4}I'm born again
I'm feeling renewed
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{\an4}You showed me the way
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{\an4}I'm baptized in you
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{\an4}I feel it in my chest
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{\an4}I got you in my head
I'm putting on my best
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{\an4}Like I'm in church church church
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{\an4}Screaming out your name
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{\an4}Got me feeling safe
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{\an4}It's a new day
like I'm in church
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{\an4}Church church church
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{\an4}You make me sing out Hallelujah
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{\an4}This kind of love
will do it to ya
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{\an4}Like church church church church
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{\an4}Church church church
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{\an4}Like church church
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{\an4}Church church
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{\an4}Yeah
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{\an4}Ready to say I do
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♪ 噢噢噢噢 让♪ ♪这个女人成为真人 ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Making this woman true ♪
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{\an4}Ooh ooh
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{\an4}Yes honest to God it's true
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{\an4}Church church church church
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{\an4}Ready to say I do
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♪ 噢噢噢噢 让♪ ♪这个女人成为真人 ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Making this woman true ♪
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{\an4}Ooh ooh
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{\an4}Yes honest to God it's true
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{\an4}Church church church church
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{\an4}You make me sing out
Hallelujah testify
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{\an4}This kind of love
will do it to ya
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{\an4}Like church church church church
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{\an4}Church church church
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{\an4}Like church church church church
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{\an4}Yeah
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{\an4}Yeah hey hey baby
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{\an4}I'm in church
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{\an4}Church church church church
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{\an4}Ooh I'm in church with you
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{\an4}I'm in church with you
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{\an4}Yeah yeah
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{\an4}Yeah
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{\an4}Lord almighty.
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我们爱你凯特！
We love you Kat!
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非常感谢您来到这里
Thank you so much for being here
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在这样一个具有纪念意义的特殊场合
on such a monumentally special occasion
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今晚大家感觉如何？
How's everybody feeling tonight?
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房子里有拉丁裔吗？
Are there any Latinos in the house?
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好吧 我特别在寻找一个
Well I am looking for one in particular
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是的
Yes
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哦 拿着这个
Ooh hold this
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嘿罗克西看看我最好的新朋友
Hey Roxy check out my new best friends
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哦 是的 吸吮它！
Oh yeah and suck it!
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那个美丽的女人将成为我的妻子
That beautiful woman is gonna be my wife
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我应该穿我的连体衣
I should've worn my onesie
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查理
Charlie
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是的
Yeah
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出了点问题
Something's wrong
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哪里？
Where?
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第六页
Page Six
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你们准备好参加婚礼了吗？
Are you guys ready for the wedding?
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泰拉在哪里？在巴斯蒂安的更衣室里
Where's Tyra? In Bastian's dressing room
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啊 完美 舞者在五个舞台上！
Ah perfect. Dancers to the stage in five!
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梅尔！梅尔在哪里？
Mel! Where's Mel?
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每个人都在看什么？
What's everybody looking at?
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哦 我知道新郎不是
Oh. I know the groom is not
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应该在婚礼前见到新娘
supposed to see the bride before the wedding
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我能说哇吗
Can I just say Wow
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不
No
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女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen
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...你们一直在等待的那一刻
...the moment you've all been waiting for
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怎么了？嗯 一切都很好
What's the matter? Mm everything's fine
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有些奇怪 没什么可担心的
Something's weird. Nothing to worry about
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每个人都在看什么？
What's everybody looking at?
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忘掉他们吧 把你的手机给我
Forget about them. Give me your phone
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现在！
Now!
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它可能不是真实的
It might not be real
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跟我结婚！跟我结婚！
Marry Me! Marry Me!
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第六页独家：
A Page Sixexclusive:
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一位匿名者向我们发送了这个热门视频
An anonymous poster sent us this hot video
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这会让你大吃一惊
that's gonna blow your mind
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凯特·瓦尔迪兹的丈夫是巴斯蒂安
Kat Valdez's husband to be Bastian
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被发现和她的助手一起欺骗她
was caught cheating on her with her assistant
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我可以找证人吗？
Can I get a witness?
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跟我结婚！跟我结婚！跟我结婚！
Marry Me! Marry Me! Marry Me!
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跟我结婚！
Marry Me!
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呃 你能停止音乐吗？
Uh can you stop the music?
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该死
Oh shit
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嗯 你能把房子的灯调高吗？
And um can you turn up the house lights?
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是的
Yeah
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我们爱你凯特！我们爱你凯特！
We love you Kat! We love you Kat!
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凯特 我们爱你！凯特！
Kat we love you! Kat!
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我没事 凯特 你是女神！
I'm okay. Kat you're a goddess!
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我被告知呃
I'm told that uh
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...2000万人
...20 million people are
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应该看我唱歌嫁给我
supposed to watch me sing Marry Me
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到我一生的挚爱
to the love of my life
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...然后看着我们宣誓
...and then watch as we take our vows
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我不知道她会这样做
I didn't know she was gonna do this
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美丽
Beautiful
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所以这是很自然的
So it's only natural
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我想看看我在和谁说话
that I would want to see who I'm talking to
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我们爱你！
We love you!
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凯特 我们爱你！
Kat we love you!
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你可能也不知道这个 是吗？
Probably didn't know about this either did you?
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我自然而然地说些什么
Only natural that I say something
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如果不是关于婚姻
if not about marriage
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然后关于...爱
then about... love
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因为这就是我们都在寻找的 对吧？
Because that's what we're all looking for right?
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爱？是的！
Love? Yes!
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A 页六独占
A Page Sixexclusive
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我们如此沉迷于我们想要的生活 以至于
We get so caught up in what we want our life to be that
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...我们忘记了我们的爱到底是什么
...we forget what our love actually is
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谎言
A lie
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没关系！我们爱你！
It's okay! We love you!
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一个你很久以前卖给自己的童话故事
A fairy tale that you sold yourself so long ago
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你忘了那不是真的
that you forgot that wasn't real
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但在内心深处 你知道
But deep down you knew
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我们爱你凯特
We love you Kat
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我们爱你凯特！
We love you Kat!
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00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:10,648
我们爱你！
We love you!
384
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,608
她在自欺欺人
She's making a fool of herself
385
00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,527
不
No
386
00:18:14,569 --> 00:18:16,362
不知何故 你知道
Somehow you knew
387
00:18:16,404 --> 00:18:18,740
你做到了
You did that
388
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:23,327
你意识到这根本不是爱
You realize that it wasn't love at all
389
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,371
你刚刚恋爱
You were just in love
390
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:29,625
有你希望那个人是谁的想法
with the idea of who you wanted that person to be
391
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:33,171
但你不能嫁给一个想法
But you can't marry an idea
392
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:42,555
你知道他们说如果你想要不同的东西
You know they say if you want something different
393
00:18:42,597 --> 00:18:45,183
你必须做一些不同的事情
you have to do something different
394
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:51,564
所以这次是第一次
So this time for the first time
395
00:18:51,606 --> 00:18:53,858
你做出不同的选择
you make a different choice
396
00:18:55,526 --> 00:19:00,281
你从悬崖上跳下来 高到甚至看不到秋天
You jump off a cliff so high you can't even see the fall
397
00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:05,536
而你只是
And you just
398
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,672
...说是
...say yes
399
00:19:26,474 --> 00:19:28,434
为什么不呢？
Why not?
400
00:19:28,476 --> 00:19:30,603
确定
Sure
401
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,232
我会嫁给你
I'll marry you
402
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,858
你
You
403
00:19:37,694 --> 00:19:40,196
爸爸 爸爸 就是你
Dad. Dad that's you
404
00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:41,864
我以为会是巴斯蒂安
I thought it would be Bastian
405
00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:43,783
但这只是一个穿着风衣的人
but it's just some guy wearing a windbreaker
406
00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:45,618
也许他是一个戴着面具的名人
Maybe he's a celebrity wearing a mask
407
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,911
这是真的吗？是的 这是真的！
Is this for real? Yeah it's for real!
408
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,538
天呐 她在和你说话
Jesus H. She's talking to you
409
00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:50,206
查理去！去！
Charlie go! Go!
410
00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:52,917
去 去！去！去！去！
Go. Go! Go! Go! Go!
411
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,044
去！去！去！
Go! Go! Go!
412
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,290
哦 我的天
Oh my God
413
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:42,258
你卡特里娜·瓦尔迪兹吗
Do you Katrina Valdez
414
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,428
把这个男人当成你合法结婚的丈夫？
take this guy to be your lawfully wedded husband?
415
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,598
我的意思是真的带走他 想着硬女孩
And I mean really take him. Think hard girl
416
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:53,770
我愿意 等等？
I do. Wait what?
417
00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:56,898
你做一个人
And do you some guy
418
00:20:56,939 --> 00:21:00,360
把凯特当作你合法结婚的妻子？
take Kat to be your lawfully wedded wife?
419
00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:01,611
不！巴斯蒂安！
No! Bastian!
420
00:21:01,652 --> 00:21:02,862
做吧！是的！
Do it! Yeah!
421
00:21:05,156 --> 00:21:07,116
它在你身上 兄弟
It's on you bro
422
00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:15,166
说是的！
Say yes!
423
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,459
好
Okay
424
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,920
我们会没事的
We'll take okay
425
00:21:18,961 --> 00:21:21,839
靠纽约州赋予我的权力
By the power vested in me by the state of New York
426
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,342
我现在宣布你
I now declare you
427
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,302
...丈夫和妻子
...husband and wife
428
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,127
凯特
Kat
429
00:21:59,168 --> 00:22:00,712
把地狱从我身边带走
Get the hell away from me
430
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,171
我能解释一下吗？我是认真的！
Can I just explain... I'm serious!
431
00:22:02,213 --> 00:22:04,257
让她离开这里！清除此区域
Get her out of here! Clear this area
432
00:22:04,298 --> 00:22:06,259
请大家出去 这是怎么回事？
Everybody out please. What's going on?
433
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,094
发生了什么事？
What happened?
434
00:22:09,512 --> 00:22:10,847
宝贝
Baby
435
00:22:13,891 --> 00:22:15,101
搞砸你巴斯蒂安！
Screw you Bastian!
436
00:22:15,143 --> 00:22:16,602
我们在迈阿密参加了那场战斗
We got in that fight in Miami
437
00:22:16,644 --> 00:22:17,687
然后你叫我出去
then you told me to get out
438
00:22:17,729 --> 00:22:18,771
哦 所以这都是我的错？
Oh so this is all my fault?
439
00:22:18,813 --> 00:22:20,023
没什么 这没什么
It's nothing. It was nothing
440
00:22:20,064 --> 00:22:21,524
让我离开这里
Get me out of here
441
00:22:21,566 --> 00:22:23,192
哇哇只是...哇只是...等
Whoa whoa whoa just... Whoa just... Wait
442
00:22:23,234 --> 00:22:26,070
你到底认为你是男人吗？一些粉丝？
Who the hell do you think you are man? Some fan?
443
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,031
不 我不是粉丝 只
No I'm not a fan. Just
444
00:22:28,072 --> 00:22:29,490
好吧 我的意思是我现在
Well I mean I am now
445
00:22:29,532 --> 00:22:31,034
好 我们完成了 你经常让你的手机掉下来
Okay. We're done. You lot get your phones down
446
00:22:31,075 --> 00:22:32,994
演出结束了 去吧 去吧
Show's over. Go go go
447
00:22:33,036 --> 00:22:34,245
卡尔把这两个绕到后面
Carl take these two round the back
448
00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:35,663
我会让你把诱饵送到前面
I'll have you send decoys round the front
449
00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:36,873
听 只要把他赶出这里！
Listen. Just get him out of here!
450
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,834
嘿 移动 移动
Hey move. Move
451
00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:41,085
把他抱在那里 把他抱在那里
Hold him there. Hold him there
452
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,045
特里 我很好 哇哇哇
Terry I'm I'm good. Whoa whoa
453
00:23:09,364 --> 00:23:11,407
这太疯狂了
That was crazy
454
00:23:15,203 --> 00:23:17,914
对不起 我不知道该说什么
I'm sorry. I don't know exactly what to say
455
00:23:17,955 --> 00:23:20,583
或者刚刚发生了什么 但我知道在某种程度上
or what just happened but I know on some level
456
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:23,419
你一定很在乎那个人
you must have really cared about that guy
457
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,090
我要嫁给他
I was marrying him
458
00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:29,884
好点
Good point
459
00:23:34,472 --> 00:23:37,558
他会老得很厉害
He's going to age badly
460
00:23:40,436 --> 00:23:42,605
不 他不是
No he's not
461
00:23:42,647 --> 00:23:44,148
是的 你是对的
Yeah you're right
462
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,693
他可能只是变得更好看
He's probably just gonna get better looking
463
00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,284
我真的很抱歉这一切
I'm really sorry about all this
464
00:23:57,745 --> 00:23:59,831
我也是
Me too
465
00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:13,344
你会没事的吗？
You gonna be okay?
466
00:24:15,012 --> 00:24:17,140
杰夫带你回家
Jeff will take you home
467
00:24:17,932 --> 00:24:19,308
好 晚安
Okay. Good night
468
00:24:28,943 --> 00:24:30,820
查理终于
Charlie finally
469
00:24:30,862 --> 00:24:32,321
嘿 娄怎么样？
Hey. How's Lou?
470
00:24:32,363 --> 00:24:34,282
她很好 她在她妈妈家 你在哪里？
She's fine. She's at her mom's. Where are you?
471
00:24:34,323 --> 00:24:36,159
我在车库里 我正在回家的路上
I'm in a garage. I'm on my way home
472
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,994
坚持 你是说你没看过吗？
Hold on. You're saying you haven't seen it?
473
00:24:38,036 --> 00:24:39,662
哦 我的天 你无处不在
Oh my God. You are everywhere
474
00:24:39,704 --> 00:24:41,247
在线电视上
Online on television on
475
00:24:41,289 --> 00:24:42,790
你说的电视是什么意思？
What do you mean television?
476
00:24:42,832 --> 00:24:44,500
你听说过凯特·瓦尔迪兹结婚吗？
Did you hear Kat Valdez got married
477
00:24:44,542 --> 00:24:46,210
今晚音乐会上的另一个陌生人？
to a different stranger at the concert tonight?
478
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,670
你相信吗？
Do you believe that?
479
00:24:47,712 --> 00:24:49,380
今晚在演唱会回家的路上
On the way home from the concert tonight
480
00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,549
凯特·瓦尔迪兹也离开了音乐会上的那个人
Kat Valdez also left the guy from the concert
481
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,885
然后嫁给了她的优步司机 然后
then married her Uber driver and then
482
00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,472
现在他开车送他们去度蜜月
Now he's he's driving them to the honeymoon
483
00:24:57,513 --> 00:24:59,682
在特克斯和凯科斯群岛 她将嫁给侍者
in Turks and Caicos where she will marry the bellboy
484
00:24:59,724 --> 00:25:02,810
这是非常...这一切都是...一切都在发生
It's very... It's all... It's all happening
485
00:25:02,852 --> 00:25:04,896
凯特·瓦尔迪兹和巴斯蒂安
Kat Valdez y Bastian
486
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,069
你在这儿
There you are
487
00:25:14,822 --> 00:25:16,574
你需要什么吗？
You need anything?
488
00:25:21,162 --> 00:25:22,663
只
Just
489
00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:25,124
告诉我它没有发生
tell me it didn't happen
490
00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:29,295
为什么我总是选错人？
Why do I always pick the wrong guy?
491
00:25:33,257 --> 00:25:35,301
我让大家失望了
I let everyone down
492
00:25:35,343 --> 00:25:38,054
不 不 不 你没有
No no. No you didn't
493
00:25:38,096 --> 00:25:40,014
我无法摆脱自己的方式
I can't get out of my own way
494
00:25:40,056 --> 00:25:41,933
哦 来这里 过来这里
Oh come here. Come here
495
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,601
没关系
It's all right
496
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,062
我们会弄清楚的
We'll figure it out
497
00:25:46,104 --> 00:25:47,605
我保证
I promise
498
00:25:48,731 --> 00:25:50,108
我保证
I promise
499
00:25:51,067 --> 00:25:52,819
我们会弄清楚的
We'll figure it out
500
00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:56,030
好消息是昨晚有婚礼
Well the good news is there was a wedding last night
501
00:25:56,072 --> 00:25:59,158
坏消息是这不是一个笑话
The bad news is it was not a joke
502
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,827
我有两件事要说
I have two things to say
503
00:26:00,868 --> 00:26:02,412
首先 我们爱你
First Kat we love you
504
00:26:02,453 --> 00:26:03,663
这是巴斯蒂安
It's Bastian
505
00:26:03,705 --> 00:26:05,248
他说他只需要五分钟
He says he just needs five minutes
506
00:26:05,289 --> 00:26:06,958
挂断电话并关闭
Hang up and turn that off
507
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,835
我得走了
I got to go
508
00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:10,712
天啊 他难以置信
God he's unbelievable
509
00:26:10,753 --> 00:26:11,963
现在怎么办？
What now?
510
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,381
好吧 他要去波多黎各
Well he's going to Puerto Rico
511
00:26:13,423 --> 00:26:15,174
他说他需要把头凑齐
He says he needs to get his head together
512
00:26:15,216 --> 00:26:16,300
无论什么
Whatever
513
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:17,927
凯特他在哭泣
Kat he was crying
514
00:26:17,969 --> 00:26:19,721
无济于事
Not helping
515
00:26:24,767 --> 00:26:26,644
你没事吧？
You all right?
516
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,062
不
No
517
00:26:28,104 --> 00:26:30,440
好吧 我昨晚做了一些挖掘
Okay well I did a bit of digging last night
518
00:26:30,481 --> 00:26:33,109
事实证明 有10 000起潜在的垃圾箱火灾
and it turns out out of 10000 potential dumpster fires
519
00:26:33,151 --> 00:26:35,611
你选了一个体面的异性恋单身父亲
you picked a decent straight single father
520
00:26:35,653 --> 00:26:37,739
没有犯罪记录并获得此
with no criminal record and get this
521
00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:38,865
他是一名数学老师
he's a maths teacher
522
00:26:38,906 --> 00:26:40,241
这很好吗？太好了
And that's good? It's great
523
00:26:40,283 --> 00:26:41,617
他不会成为问题
He's not gonna be a problem
524
00:26:41,659 --> 00:26:42,910
我说我们提供$ 5000
I say we offer $5000
525
00:26:42,952 --> 00:26:46,289
让他签署一份保密协议 让它全部爆发
get him to sign an NDA and let it all blow over
526
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:49,500
或
Or
527
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:52,170
或？
Or?
528
00:26:54,005 --> 00:26:56,132
或者我可以和他继续结婚
Or I could stay married to him
529
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,095
你在开玩笑
You're kidding
530
00:27:01,846 --> 00:27:04,140
你在开玩笑
You're kidding
531
00:27:04,932 --> 00:27:06,100
你不是在开玩笑
You're not kidding
532
00:27:06,142 --> 00:27:07,643
是的 你不能 我们不能
Y You can't. We can't
533
00:27:07,685 --> 00:27:08,978
这是不合法的
It it's not legal
534
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,271
我们没有提交文件
We didn't file papers
535
00:27:10,313 --> 00:27:11,731
因此 提交论文
So file the papers
536
00:27:11,773 --> 00:27:12,940
哇
Wha
537
00:27:13,816 --> 00:27:15,902
我的意思是通过这里播放唱片
I mean play the record through here
538
00:27:15,943 --> 00:27:17,278
我昨晚开始了一些事情
I started something last night
539
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,864
如果我没有完成它 我看起来很疯狂
and if I don't finish it I look crazy
540
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,616
额 你会看起来更疯狂
Er. You'll look crazier
541
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,660
纳马斯特
Namaste
542
00:27:24,702 --> 00:27:26,829
是的 我们必须在这个前面走出去
Yeah we got to get out in front of this
543
00:27:26,871 --> 00:27:29,540
现在他以为他可以公开羞辱我？
Now he thinks he can publicly humiliate me?
544
00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:30,833
拧紧他
Screw him
545
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:34,379
这是对疯狂情况的狂躁反应
This is a manic response to an insane situation
546
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,506
不 我们必须改变叙事
No we have to change the narrative
547
00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:38,341
好吧？我不会永远嫁给他
All right? I'm not marrying him forever
548
00:27:38,383 --> 00:27:41,344
这只是一个月...几个月
It's just for a month a... a few months
549
00:27:41,386 --> 00:27:43,137
现在假设你娶了谁
Now presuming the man you married
550
00:27:43,179 --> 00:27:45,681
没有女朋友或生活
doesn't have a girlfriend or a life
551
00:27:45,723 --> 00:27:47,809
并假设我可以让他同意
and presuming I can get him to agree
552
00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:50,770
我不确定我们到底在告诉世界什么
I'm not sure exactly what we're telling the world
553
00:27:50,812 --> 00:27:52,689
你不想成为一个笑话
You don't want to be a joke
554
00:27:53,481 --> 00:27:56,442
我不想成为重点
I don't want to be the punch line
555
00:27:56,484 --> 00:27:59,696
我们必须拥抱当下的自发性
We have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment
556
00:27:59,737 --> 00:28:01,572
然后说
and just say
557
00:28:03,866 --> 00:28:06,411
其他任何方法都不起作用
Nothing else has worked
558
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,624
也许这会
Maybe this will
559
00:28:18,506 --> 00:28:20,341
你知道他们说要做什么
You know what they say to do
560
00:28:20,383 --> 00:28:22,301
当你的车打滑失控科林？
when your car's skidding out of control Colin?
561
00:28:22,343 --> 00:28:25,471
闭上眼睛祈祷？
Close your eyes and pray?
562
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,434
踩下油门 变成油门
Hit the gas and turn into it
563
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:30,935
等等 你在说什么？
Wait what are you saying?
564
00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:32,353
重新思考范式
Rethink the paradigm
565
00:28:32,395 --> 00:28:34,355
我们不是在向世界兜售童话故事
We're not selling the world a fairy tale
566
00:28:34,397 --> 00:28:36,024
我们正在把童话故事从桌子上拿走
We're taking the fairy tale off the table
567
00:28:36,065 --> 00:28:37,233
这就是你昨晚所做的
That's what you did last night
568
00:28:37,275 --> 00:28:38,901
这就是我所做的？是的
That's what I did? Yeah
569
00:28:38,943 --> 00:28:40,903
看 我只是想帮助一个看起来像这样的人
Look I was just trying to help someone who seemed like
570
00:28:40,945 --> 00:28:42,530
他们处于精神崩溃之中
they were in the middle of a nervous breakdown
571
00:28:42,572 --> 00:28:44,073
我们称之为打破传统
We're calling it a break from tradition
572
00:28:44,115 --> 00:28:46,909
一个清晰的时刻 她从人群中挑选了你
A moment of clarity where she picked you out of a crowd
573
00:28:46,951 --> 00:28:49,203
你我的朋友选了她
and you my friend picked her
574
00:28:49,245 --> 00:28:51,080
我甚至不认识她
I don't even know her
575
00:28:51,122 --> 00:28:53,583
凯特·瓦尔迪兹是一个传奇
Kat Valdez is a legend
576
00:28:53,624 --> 00:28:54,584
自制
Self made
577
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,252
她由单身父亲抚养长大
She was raised by a single father
578
00:28:56,294 --> 00:28:58,296
在她取得任何成功之前就去世了
who died before she had any kind of success
579
00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,048
现在她是35岁以北的女人
Now she's a woman north of 35
580
00:29:00,089 --> 00:29:02,341
在一个让任何年龄的女性边缘化的企业中
in a business that marginalizes women at any age
581
00:29:02,383 --> 00:29:04,302
人们爱他们的艺术家 裸露他们的灵魂
People love their artists to bare their souls
582
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,012
如果他们走得太远 就诽谤他们
then vilify them if they go too far
583
00:29:06,054 --> 00:29:08,264
好吧 我不会让他们那样对她
Well I'm not gonna let them do that to her
584
00:29:08,306 --> 00:29:10,433
我请你帮帮我 如何？
And I'm asking you to help me. How?
585
00:29:10,475 --> 00:29:13,144
在她身边站了三个月
Stand beside her for three months
586
00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:14,228
她对此怎么看？
And what does she think about this?
587
00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:15,563
这是她的主意
It was her idea
588
00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:18,441
她有个想法...是的
She had the idea for... Yeah
589
00:29:18,483 --> 00:29:20,610
如果我们为您提供10 000美元呢？
What if we offered you $10000?
590
00:29:20,651 --> 00:29:22,945
不 不 不 错误的方法
No no no. Wrong approach
591
00:29:22,987 --> 00:29:24,822
像筹款人一样给他
Offer him like a fundraiser
592
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:25,907
他会去的
He'll go for that
593
00:29:25,948 --> 00:29:27,575
哦 你好
Oh. Hi
594
00:29:27,617 --> 00:29:29,327
呃 对不起 你们两个吗
Uh I'm sorry. Are you two
595
00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:30,828
哎呀 不
Ew gross. No
596
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:33,456
帕克·德布斯指导顾问 同一所学校
Parker Debs guidance counselor. Same school
597
00:29:33,498 --> 00:29:36,000
我们为您的数学俱乐部举办筹款活动怎么样？
How about uh we host a fundraiser for your math club?
598
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:37,960
不要回答这个问题 好
Don't answer that. Okay
599
00:29:38,002 --> 00:29:39,629
如果它是这样的呢？
What about if it's like
600
00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:42,298
而不是三个月 而是六个月
instead of three months it's six months
601
00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:44,592
它可能像一个完整的数学翅膀？
and it could be like a whole math wing?
602
00:29:44,634 --> 00:29:47,136
我在想孩子们
I'm thinking about the children
603
00:29:47,178 --> 00:29:48,429
是的 这很荒谬
Yeah this is ridiculous
604
00:29:48,471 --> 00:29:49,972
我不认为有人会相信
I don't think anyone's gonna believe
605
00:29:50,014 --> 00:29:52,308
她要从巴斯蒂安到我这里
that she's gonna go from Bastian to me
606
00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:53,810
这是一个很好的观点 好吧 事实是
That's a good point. Well the fact is
607
00:29:53,851 --> 00:29:55,687
她确实从巴斯蒂安到你
that she did go from Bastian to you
608
00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:56,938
对位点
Counterpoint
609
00:29:56,979 --> 00:29:58,648
我们不是在假装你恋爱了
We're not pretending you're in love
610
00:29:58,690 --> 00:30:00,316
我们只是要说你得到了
We're just gonna say that you're getting
611
00:30:00,358 --> 00:30:02,068
相互了解 如果走得更远
to know each other and if it goes further
612
00:30:02,110 --> 00:30:03,194
那就太好了 如果没有
then great and if it doesn't
613
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,779
它不会 来
It won't. Come
614
00:30:04,821 --> 00:30:07,323
不是那种态度 好吧 那么它不必
Not with that attitude. Well then it doesn't have to
615
00:30:07,365 --> 00:30:09,992
这是关于这一刻
This is about this moment
616
00:30:10,034 --> 00:30:13,496
管理媒体狂热 直到事情平息
Managing the media frenzy until things die down
617
00:30:13,538 --> 00:30:15,081
我有一个女儿
I have a daughter
618
00:30:15,123 --> 00:30:18,000
我不想把她拖到马戏团的中间
I don't want to drag her into the middle of a circus
619
00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:20,128
我可以向你保证 我们不会侵犯
I can assure you we won't impinge
620
00:30:20,169 --> 00:30:22,547
关于你的生活
on your life whatsoever
621
00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:24,048
不做无名小卒的感觉如何？
How does it feel to not be a nobody?
622
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,967
你觉得她这么热
How do you feel about her being so much hotter
623
00:30:26,008 --> 00:30:28,010
比你查理？嘿查理！就在这儿！
than you Charlie? Hey Charlie! Right here!
624
00:30:28,052 --> 00:30:29,262
嘿 查理 你要经历这个吗？
Hey Charlie are you gonna go through with this?
625
00:30:29,303 --> 00:30:30,346
蜜月在哪里？
Where's the honeymoon?
626
00:30:30,388 --> 00:30:32,056
你有没有好好看看他？
Did you get a good look at him?
627
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,683
是的 他很可爱
Yeah. He's cute
628
00:30:33,725 --> 00:30:34,767
什么？
What?
629
00:30:34,809 --> 00:30:36,811
他没事 嘿
He's fine. Hey
630
00:30:36,853 --> 00:30:39,439
查理进来
Charlie come in
631
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,274
哦 她就在那里 天哪
Oh she's right there. Jesus
632
00:30:41,315 --> 00:30:43,192
来这里 朋友们
Come over guys
633
00:30:43,234 --> 00:30:45,153
查理·凯特 凯特·查理
Charlie Kat. Kat Charlie
634
00:30:45,194 --> 00:30:46,946
你好 哦 你好吗？哦
Hi. Oh. How are you? Oh
635
00:30:48,406 --> 00:30:50,742
好 我是帕克
Okay. I'm Parker
636
00:30:50,783 --> 00:30:53,244
我...我是带查理参加音乐会的人
I'm... I am the one who brought Charlie to the concert
637
00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:54,704
所以我是...是的
so I'm I'm... Yep
638
00:30:54,746 --> 00:30:55,955
基本上我想我有责任
Basically I guess I'm responsible
639
00:30:55,997 --> 00:30:57,331
对于这整件事
for this whole thing
640
00:30:57,373 --> 00:30:58,875
嗨帕克
Hi Parker
641
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:00,126
嘿凯特
Hey Kat
642
00:31:00,168 --> 00:31:01,127
你好
Hi
643
00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,712
你能帮我一个忙吗？
Would you do me a favor
644
00:31:02,754 --> 00:31:04,672
呃 只要两秒钟 就说
uh just two seconds and just say
645
00:31:04,714 --> 00:31:06,049
罗克西你真的吹了吗？哦 哦
Roxy you really blew it? Oh. Oh
646
00:31:06,090 --> 00:31:08,801
今天显示是周二10：00开始
Today Showis a go at 10:00 on Tuesday
647
00:31:08,843 --> 00:31:10,386
不好意思 他们想要嗯嗯
Sorry. They want uh um
648
00:31:10,428 --> 00:31:11,763
乌姆·查理
Um Charlie
649
00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:14,849
查理在工作室 凯特远离伦敦
Charlie in studio and Kat remote from London
650
00:31:14,891 --> 00:31:16,726
凯特 请原谅我一秒钟
Kat. Excuse me one second
651
00:31:16,768 --> 00:31:18,353
我只需要接一个电话 好
I just have to take a call. Okay
652
00:31:18,394 --> 00:31:20,021
再见凯特 一切准备就绪
Bye Kat. Everything's set up
653
00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:22,273
她就像一个真实的人 好吧 这是怎么回事？
She's like a real person. All right so what's going on?
654
00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:23,900
呃 我们整周都在预订面试
Uh we're booking interviews all week
655
00:31:23,941 --> 00:31:25,526
呵呵 我以为这就是今天的样子
Uh huh. I thought that's what today was
656
00:31:25,568 --> 00:31:26,903
不 不 今天更像是新闻发布会
No no. Today's more of a press conference
657
00:31:26,944 --> 00:31:28,404
但在接下来的几周里
But throughout the next few weeks
658
00:31:28,446 --> 00:31:29,947
我们将有一些坐下来和B卷
we're gonna have some sit downs and B roll
659
00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,657
和新闻媒体跟随我们绘制进度图
and news outlets following us charting the progress
660
00:31:31,699 --> 00:31:33,368
当你们俩互相了解时
as you two get to know each other
661
00:31:33,409 --> 00:31:34,535
一切都在您的电子邮件中
It's all in your email
662
00:31:34,577 --> 00:31:36,245
我不经常检查我的电子邮件
I don't check my emails a lot
663
00:31:36,287 --> 00:31:38,581
如果您不检查电子邮件 您如何安排生活？
How do you schedule your life if you don't check your email?
664
00:31:39,374 --> 00:31:40,917
容易 我什么也做不了
Easy. I can't do anything
665
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:43,252
周一至周五的 8：00 至 3：00 之间
between 8:00 and 3:00 Monday through Friday
666
00:31:43,294 --> 00:31:44,879
放学后我有数学俱乐部
and I have math club after school
667
00:31:44,921 --> 00:31:46,756
每周三天我有我的孩子
and three days a week I have my kid
668
00:31:46,798 --> 00:31:48,633
除此之外 我几乎可用
Beyond that I'm pretty much available
669
00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:51,094
很抱歉...蜜蜂花属
So sorry... Melissa
670
00:31:51,135 --> 00:31:53,179
梅丽莎 你将不得不移动⌈今日秀⌋
Melissa you're gonna have to move The Today Show
671
00:31:53,221 --> 00:31:54,305
什么？对不起？
What? Excuse me?
672
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:55,640
我们不动⌈今日秀⌋
We don't move The Today Show
673
00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:58,059
我们为⌈今日秀⌋而搬家
We move for The Today Show
674
00:31:58,101 --> 00:31:59,435
他将不得不改变他的日程安排
He's gonna have to shift his schedule
675
00:31:59,477 --> 00:32:00,561
好的 我会处理它
Okay I'll I'll handle it
676
00:32:00,603 --> 00:32:02,438
好吧 我可以处理自己的生活
Okay I can handle my own life
677
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,940
我可以帮他处理它
I can help him handle it
678
00:32:03,981 --> 00:32:06,609
呃 梅丽莎 你不应该发布 维他命 吗？
Uh Melissa shouldn't you be posting Vitamix?
679
00:32:06,651 --> 00:32:08,361
那是泰拉的工作
That's Tyra's job
680
00:32:08,403 --> 00:32:10,154
哦 右
Oh. Right
681
00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:11,864
大家早上 我不了解你们
Morning everybody. I don't know about you guys
682
00:32:11,906 --> 00:32:13,783
但是当我早上起床时 我喜欢冥想
but when I get up in the morning I like to meditate
683
00:32:13,825 --> 00:32:16,369
我也喜欢喝新鲜果汁
I also love to have fresh juice
684
00:32:16,411 --> 00:32:18,746
所以我喜欢每天用我的 维他命 榨汁
So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix
685
00:32:18,788 --> 00:32:22,125
我拿着我的新鲜蔬菜混合物去
I take my fresh greens mix and go
686
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:23,835
好吧 看 我讨厌打断一个艺术家
Okay look I hate to interrupt an artist
687
00:32:23,876 --> 00:32:25,712
当她榨汁时 我们将不得不画画
while she's juicing but we're gonna have to draw
688
00:32:25,753 --> 00:32:27,588
当涉及到学生时的强硬路线
a hard line when it comes to the students
689
00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:29,465
和时间表好吗？是的 是的
and the schedule okay? Yeah. Yeah
690
00:32:29,507 --> 00:32:31,467
你有点闪亮
You're a little shiny
691
00:32:31,509 --> 00:32:33,845
棒 让我们自拍一下
Awesome. Let's take a selfie
692
00:32:35,012 --> 00:32:36,431
我感到不舒服
I don't feel comfortable
693
00:32:36,472 --> 00:32:38,725
我真的不觉得这是我的世界 这是自然的
I really don't feel like this is my world. It's natural
694
00:32:38,766 --> 00:32:40,643
感觉就像每个人都在走来走去
It just feels like everyone walking around
695
00:32:40,685 --> 00:32:41,978
就像一个傻瓜
is like a sycophant
696
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,313
她生活中的一切都是赞助的
Everything in her life is sponsored
697
00:32:44,355 --> 00:32:47,191
我知道 但不要为我毁了这个 不 但听我说
I know but don't ruin this for me. No but listen to me
698
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,152
我 嘿
I... Hey
699
00:32:49,193 --> 00:32:50,987
我们做得怎么样？对不起
How we doing? I'm sorry
700
00:32:51,029 --> 00:32:53,072
我没有 我不认为它会成功
I don't... I don't think it's gonna work out
701
00:32:53,114 --> 00:32:54,240
这只是视角
It's just perspective
702
00:32:54,282 --> 00:32:55,867
不 这不仅仅是视角
No it's not just perspective
703
00:32:55,908 --> 00:32:57,994
你把她看作一些拥有代言协议的流行歌星
You see her as some pop star with endorsement deals
704
00:32:58,036 --> 00:32:59,370
一个自恋者 无意义的自拍
a narcissist who takes meaningless selfies
705
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,872
但这不是全部
but that's not the full
706
00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:02,707
好吧 我的意思是自拍有意义吗？我的意思是
Well I mean is a selfie ever meaningful? I mean
707
00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:03,833
㚧
Look up
708
00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:05,501
看 我不是故意消极的
Look I I don't mean to be negative
709
00:33:05,543 --> 00:33:07,754
但我不是社交媒体上的大人物
but I'm not a big social media person
710
00:33:07,795 --> 00:33:09,756
我觉得这是一种扭曲的现实
I feel it's kind of a distorted reality
711
00:33:09,797 --> 00:33:11,841
我很高兴我来到你的TED演讲
I'm so glad I came to your TED Talk
712
00:33:11,883 --> 00:33:14,177
不来吧 我一直在我的学生身上看到它
No come on. I see it all the time in my students
713
00:33:14,218 --> 00:33:16,095
它 凯特准备走路了
It's... Kat's ready to walk
714
00:33:16,137 --> 00:33:17,513
好了 她准备好了
Okay she's ready
715
00:33:17,555 --> 00:33:18,890
社交媒体也可以覆盖人们
Social media can also reach people
716
00:33:18,931 --> 00:33:20,767
不 我知道 是的 它可以是一个工具
No I know. Yeah. It can be a tool
717
00:33:20,808 --> 00:33:22,769
你知道什么是工具 对吧查理？
You know what a tool is though right Charlie?
718
00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:25,396
好 谢谢梅丽莎烧
Okay. Thank you Melissa. Burn
719
00:33:27,148 --> 00:33:28,691
我知道这是很多
I know this is a lot
720
00:33:28,733 --> 00:33:30,693
走出去 做你自己
Just go out there and be yourself
721
00:33:30,735 --> 00:33:32,653
我自己可能不会在这里 但
Myself probably wouldn't be here but
722
00:33:32,695 --> 00:33:34,572
如果您不想这样做 请听
Listen if you don't want to do this
723
00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:37,825
呃 那我离开什么？
Uh what then I leave?
724
00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:39,410
我以为你说他喜欢这个
I thought you said he was into this
725
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,412
他是 他能听到你的声音
He is. He can hear you
726
00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,538
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen
727
00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:44,624
凯特·瓦尔迪兹和她的新丈夫
Kat Valdez and her new husband
728
00:33:44,665 --> 00:33:45,917
查理·吉尔伯特
Charlie Gilbert
729
00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:53,549
所以你认为这很浪漫
So you think it's romantic
730
00:33:53,591 --> 00:33:54,884
嫁给一个完全陌生的人？
marrying a complete stranger?
731
00:33:54,926 --> 00:33:58,513
呃冲动没有计划
Uh impulsive without a plan
732
00:33:58,554 --> 00:34:00,556
但是 嘿 看看我的计划让我在哪里
But hey look where my plans got me
733
00:34:01,682 --> 00:34:02,934
所以你只是
So you just
734
00:34:02,975 --> 00:34:04,727
把谨慎扔到风中 思考
threw caution to the wind and thought
735
00:34:04,769 --> 00:34:06,979
我实际上没有想到
I didn't think actually
736
00:34:07,021 --> 00:34:08,064
这是一个时刻
It was a moment
737
00:34:08,106 --> 00:34:09,732
你把一辈子都寄托在一瞬间？
You're banking a lifetime on a moment?
738
00:34:09,774 --> 00:34:11,859
不 我一会儿就存钱
No I'm banking a moment on a moment
739
00:34:11,901 --> 00:34:14,821
得到足够的这些 这是一辈子
Get enough of those and that's a lifetime
740
00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:16,239
你们彼此一无所知
You know nothing about each other
741
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,740
你三思而后行了吗？
Did you think twice?
742
00:34:17,782 --> 00:34:18,825
查理？
Charlie?
743
00:34:18,866 --> 00:34:20,702
人总是随机见面
Mm people meet randomly all the time
744
00:34:20,743 --> 00:34:22,578
在...在酒吧或
At a... at a bar or
745
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:24,122
在线
Online
746
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,790
是的 在线 在7 11
Yeah online at 7 Eleven
747
00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:27,625
呃
Uh
748
00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,752
我的意思是为什么这更疯狂？
I mean why is this any crazier?
749
00:34:29,794 --> 00:34:32,463
说说你结婚了
To state the obvious you got married
750
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,801
是的和
Yeah and
751
00:34:36,843 --> 00:34:39,595
现在我们互相了解
Now we get to know each other
752
00:34:39,637 --> 00:34:42,348
但不是作为男人和妻子？呃不
But not as man and wife? Uh no
753
00:34:42,390 --> 00:34:44,100
那将是疯狂的
That would be nuts
754
00:34:44,142 --> 00:34:45,476
只为她
Just for her
755
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:48,104
对我来说 这将是相当惊人的
For me it would be pretty amazing
756
00:34:49,689 --> 00:34:51,441
昨晚我举起了一个朋友的牌子
Last night I held up a friend's sign
757
00:34:51,482 --> 00:34:53,735
请一个女人嫁给我
asking a woman to marry me
758
00:34:53,776 --> 00:34:58,114
她说是的 我做到了
and she said yes and I did and
759
00:34:59,574 --> 00:35:01,200
...你知道我没有
...you know I did it not
760
00:35:01,242 --> 00:35:03,036
你知道 因为她很漂亮
you know because she was beautiful
761
00:35:03,077 --> 00:35:05,038
好吧 也许有点
well maybe a little
762
00:35:05,079 --> 00:35:07,665
...嗯 但看起来就像
...um but it just seemed like
763
00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:09,792
在当下做正确的事情
in the moment the right thing to do
764
00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:13,880
所以你们只是看到对方并说是的？
So what you just saw each other and said yes?
765
00:35:16,090 --> 00:35:17,633
是的
Yes
766
00:35:19,469 --> 00:35:21,554
这似乎不是轻浮吗？
And that doesn't seem frivolous?
767
00:35:22,847 --> 00:35:25,683
从历史上看 婚姻是交易性的
Historically marriage was transactional
768
00:35:25,725 --> 00:35:28,269
这是关于扩大你的帝国
It was about expanding your empire
769
00:35:28,311 --> 00:35:31,147
一个女人的价值是基于她带来的东西
and a woman's value was based on what she brought
770
00:35:31,189 --> 00:35:34,025
就像你给我一头小母牛 我会把我的女儿给你
Like You give me a heifer and I'll give you my daughter
771
00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:37,320
这太可怕了 我知道
It's terrible. I know
772
00:35:37,362 --> 00:35:39,364
那是 呃 你知道我没有想出它
That's... Uh you know I didn't come up with it
773
00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:43,034
但这确实是一笔商业交易
But it really was a business deal
774
00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:45,453
它不是为爱而设计的
and it wasn't designed to be about love
775
00:35:45,495 --> 00:35:49,499
也许这就是人们现在被绊倒的地方
and maybe that's where people kind of get tripped up now
776
00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:52,001
这是你的第二次婚姻吧 查理？
This is your second marriage right Charlie?
777
00:35:52,043 --> 00:35:53,753
你不想再次失败
You wouldn't want to fail again
778
00:35:57,965 --> 00:36:00,051
好吧 除非你辜负了比尔 否则你没有活过
Well you haven't lived unless you've failed Bill
779
00:36:00,093 --> 00:36:02,387
你应该从你在CNBC的时候就知道这一点
You should know that from your time at CNBC
780
00:36:03,888 --> 00:36:06,974
听着我们做的是疯狂的
Listen what we did was crazy
781
00:36:07,016 --> 00:36:09,018
我们知道...但你知道
we know that... but you know
782
00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:12,021
这真的是信仰的飞跃
it was just truly a leap of faith
783
00:36:12,063 --> 00:36:15,358
规则的存在对女性来说非常糟糕
The rules as they exist pretty much suck for women
784
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,069
我的意思是 为什么我们必须等待男人求婚呢？
I mean why do we have to wait for men to propose?
785
00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:20,655
为什么一切都在他的条件上？
Why is everything on his terms?
786
00:36:20,697 --> 00:36:23,324
不 我认为是时候改变现状了
No I think it is time to shake things up
787
00:36:23,366 --> 00:36:25,201
怎么样？我们挑选那个人
How about this? We pick the guy
788
00:36:25,243 --> 00:36:28,705
我们保留我们的名字 让他赢得留下来的权利
we keep our name and let him earn the right to stay
789
00:36:35,086 --> 00:36:37,004
那真是太棒了
That was terrific
790
00:36:37,046 --> 00:36:38,589
不不 认真 哦 听着
No no seriously. Oh and listen
791
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:39,882
不要担心星期二
Don't worry about Tuesday
792
00:36:39,924 --> 00:36:41,217
我们将根据您的时间表进行调整
We'll adjust our schedule around yours
793
00:36:41,259 --> 00:36:42,760
会没事的 谢谢 我很感激
It'll be fine. Thanks. I appreciate it
794
00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:44,095
当然不是 我们会尽量不要
No of course. We'll try not to
795
00:36:44,137 --> 00:36:45,805
把你的生活颠倒过来太多
turn your life upside down too much
796
00:36:45,847 --> 00:36:47,807
我认为这可能有点太晚了
I think it might be a little too late for that
797
00:36:47,849 --> 00:36:49,559
我的意思是你习惯了吗？
I mean do you ever get used to this?
798
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:54,230
只是注意力 混乱和到处都是人？
Just the attention and the chaos and the people everywhere?
799
00:36:54,272 --> 00:36:56,232
我不知道 有些日子你几乎没有注意到
I don't know. Some days you barely notice
800
00:36:56,274 --> 00:37:00,111
其他日子你觉得...动物园里的熊猫
Other days you feel like... a panda in a zoo
801
00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:03,573
您应该事先知道这一点
You should know that up front
802
00:37:03,614 --> 00:37:04,782
明白了
Got it
803
00:37:04,824 --> 00:37:06,034
你现在去哪里？
Where you off to now?
804
00:37:06,075 --> 00:37:08,578
哦 伦敦开会
Oh London for a meeting
805
00:37:08,619 --> 00:37:11,080
我要去弗拉特布什养狗
And I'm off to Flatbush for a dog
806
00:37:11,122 --> 00:37:14,042
这几乎总结了它
which pretty much sums it up
807
00:37:14,917 --> 00:37:17,295
我会在下一张照片上见到你？
I'll see you at the next photo op?
808
00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:19,756
好
Okay
809
00:37:19,797 --> 00:37:21,716
别忘了检查您的日程安排
Don't forget to check your schedule
810
00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:23,593
知道了
I got it
811
00:37:23,634 --> 00:37:26,262
天哪 他甚至不能发短信
OMG. He can't even text with that
812
00:37:26,304 --> 00:37:28,514
天哪 是的 他可以
OMG. Yes he can
813
00:37:28,556 --> 00:37:30,141
但非常缓慢
But very slowly
814
00:37:40,318 --> 00:37:41,611
唉 唉 唉
Ay ay ay
815
00:37:41,652 --> 00:37:43,196
你看起来并不紧张
You did not look nervous
816
00:37:43,237 --> 00:37:44,906
你知道你有什么
and you know what you kind of have
817
00:37:44,947 --> 00:37:46,324
另类的好看给某人
offbeat good looks for someone
818
00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:48,117
另类？查理·瓦尔迪兹！
Offbeat? Charlie Valdez!
819
00:37:48,159 --> 00:37:49,619
查理来了！他们在这里做什么？
Charlie over here! What are they doing here?
820
00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:51,120
放松 我们现在出名了
Relax. We're famous now
821
00:37:51,162 --> 00:37:52,997
这是一个骗局吗？
Is this a throuple?
822
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:54,791
你老婆在哪里？！你为什么不和她住在一起？！
Where's your wife?! Why don't you live with her?!
823
00:37:54,832 --> 00:37:56,167
你为什么对我大喊大叫？
Why are you yelling at me?
824
00:37:56,209 --> 00:37:57,794
我就站在这里 来吧 查理
I'm standing right here. Come on Charlie
825
00:37:57,835 --> 00:37:59,128
我要进去 你在干什么？
I'm gonna go inside. What are you doing?
826
00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:00,421
只是嗯...您现在是瓦尔迪兹先生吗？
Just um... Are you now Mr. Valdez?
827
00:38:00,463 --> 00:38:01,756
你在狗屋里吗？哼？
Are you in the doghouse? Huh?
828
00:38:01,798 --> 00:38:03,800
步行不远便可抵达
Gonna be a short walk
829
00:38:03,841 --> 00:38:06,219
进去 我会处理这个
Go inside. I'll deal with this
830
00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,929
你已经被踢出去了？
You been kicked out already?
831
00:38:07,970 --> 00:38:10,473
如果人们在看 狗不能拉屎
The dog can't shit if people are watching
832
00:38:10,515 --> 00:38:13,685
幸运的是 只有当人们在看时 我才能拉屎
Luckily I can only shit if people are watching
833
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:16,896
所以如果你觉得自己很幸运
so if you're feeling lucky
834
00:38:18,064 --> 00:38:20,149
顺便说一句 我也很忙
I'm busy too by the way
835
00:38:27,907 --> 00:38:29,867
宝宝 你叫什么名字？
What's your name baby?
836
00:38:29,909 --> 00:38:32,453
珍妮丝 珍妮丝
Janice. Janice
837
00:38:32,495 --> 00:38:34,914
你今晚看起来很性感
You look so sexy tonight
838
00:38:43,297 --> 00:38:45,091
我不了解你们
I don't know about you guys
839
00:38:45,133 --> 00:38:47,635
但是当我早上起床时 我喜欢冥想
but when I get up in the morning I like to meditate
840
00:38:47,677 --> 00:38:49,178
我也喜欢喝新鲜果汁
I also love to have fresh juice
841
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:51,055
所以我喜欢每天用我的 维他命 榨汁
So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix
842
00:38:51,097 --> 00:38:53,057
我们能买到一台 维他命 吗？
Could we get a Vitamix?
843
00:38:53,099 --> 00:38:54,851
我想每天榨汁
I'd like to juice daily
844
00:38:54,892 --> 00:38:56,060
加油 放下
Come on. Put that down
845
00:38:56,102 --> 00:38:57,729
晚餐时没有电子产品
No electronics at dinner
846
00:38:57,770 --> 00:38:59,230
你怎么称呼它？
What do you call that?
847
00:38:59,272 --> 00:39:01,232
我称之为自然纪录片
I call that a nature documentary
848
00:39:01,274 --> 00:39:04,193
这样我们就可以边吃边旅行
so we can travel while we eat
849
00:39:04,235 --> 00:39:06,195
放下
Put it down
850
00:39:07,572 --> 00:39:10,700
那么凯特像我的继母吗？
So is Kat like my stepmom?
851
00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:12,326
没有娄 加油
No Lou. Come on
852
00:39:12,368 --> 00:39:15,371
爸爸 我觉得这次经历其实对你有好处
Dad I think this experience is actually really good for you
853
00:39:15,413 --> 00:39:16,873
说我12岁的孩子？
Says my 12 year old?
854
00:39:16,914 --> 00:39:18,666
是真的 我的意思是你永远不会喜欢
It's true. I mean you never just like
855
00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:20,293
做事而不做计划
do things without planning them
856
00:39:20,334 --> 00:39:21,669
我觉得这很酷
I think it's cool
857
00:39:21,711 --> 00:39:23,212
我真的很想见见她
I really want to meet her
858
00:39:23,254 --> 00:39:25,214
我的意思是帕克说她很好
I mean Parker says she's nice
859
00:39:25,256 --> 00:39:28,092
和智能和下一级热
and smart and next level hot
860
00:39:28,134 --> 00:39:30,053
她很好 她是...她是一个吸引
She is nice. She is... She's an attract
861
00:39:30,094 --> 00:39:31,637
在这里让我得到这个
Here let me get this
862
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:34,599
爸爸她刚刚在Instagram上吸引了8000万粉丝
Dad she just hit 80 million followers on Instagram
863
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,100
好 我没有留下深刻的印象
Okay. I'm not impressed
864
00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:38,603
当她达到9000万时和我谈谈好吗？
Talk to me when she gets to 90 million okay?
865
00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:40,396
娄这不是真的
Lou it's not real
866
00:39:40,438 --> 00:39:41,981
这都是门面
It's all a facade
867
00:39:42,023 --> 00:39:43,733
你知道他们让我化妆
You know they had me wearing makeup
868
00:39:43,775 --> 00:39:45,610
你现在化妆了吗？
You wear makeup now?
869
00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:47,653
戴过一次 再也不会
Wore once. Never again
870
00:39:47,695 --> 00:39:51,032
好吧 你永远不会说永远不会 但我不打算这样做
Well you never say never but I don't plan on it
871
00:39:51,074 --> 00:39:53,451
在接下来的几个月里 我们正在这样做
in the next couple months that we're doing this
872
00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:56,287
你是说我一直都见不到她？
And you're saying the whole time I can't meet her?
873
00:39:56,329 --> 00:39:57,914
我不认为妈妈会想要这样
I don't think Mom would want that
874
00:39:57,955 --> 00:39:59,749
其实妈妈也想见见她
Actually Mom wants to meet her too
875
00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:03,211
哦 完美 娄 你知道我们不是真的在一起
Oh perfect. Lou you know that we're not really together
876
00:40:03,252 --> 00:40:06,297
她的经理安排了一些事情 看
Her manager stages things. Look
877
00:40:07,173 --> 00:40:09,258
你有一部iPhone？是的
You have an iPhone? Yeah
878
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:10,927
我的意思是它只是为了安排
I mean it's it's just for scheduling
879
00:40:10,968 --> 00:40:12,553
他们让我使用它
They're making me use it
880
00:40:12,595 --> 00:40:14,055
哼 是的保龄球
Huh. Yeah bowling
881
00:40:14,097 --> 00:40:15,807
然后我们要拍一张照片 所以
and then we're gonna do a photo shoot so
882
00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:19,769
呵呵 但是你们喜欢说话吗？
Uh huh. But do you guys like talk ever?
883
00:40:19,811 --> 00:40:22,355
这只是宣传 这不是真的
It's just publicity. It's not real
884
00:40:22,397 --> 00:40:24,315
嗯
Hmm
885
00:40:25,358 --> 00:40:27,276
是的！加油！
Yeah! Come on!
886
00:40:27,318 --> 00:40:28,986
好的 轮到你了
Okay your turn
887
00:40:29,028 --> 00:40:30,405
不要紧张 只是呃
Don't be nervous. It's just uh
888
00:40:30,446 --> 00:40:32,115
这不是一场竞赛 只是玩得开心
It's not a competition. Just having fun
889
00:40:32,156 --> 00:40:33,700
呃 好吧 不 我猜
Uh okay no. I'm guessing
890
00:40:33,741 --> 00:40:35,868
从你认为你没有做过的方式
from the way you're holding that that you haven't done
891
00:40:35,910 --> 00:40:38,162
保龄球太多了 呃 我该怎么办？
too much bowling. Uh what do I do?
892
00:40:38,204 --> 00:40:40,123
嗯 你...你会想把你的手指
Well you... you're gonna want to put your fingers
893
00:40:40,164 --> 00:40:41,582
在那儿的洞里 是的 嗯嗯嗯
in the holes there. Yeah. Mm hmm
894
00:40:41,624 --> 00:40:43,292
这个是的 把你的拇指放在那个
This one yeah. Get your thumb in that one
895
00:40:43,334 --> 00:40:45,128
那里？那个？好 是的 然后采取
There? That one? Okay. Yep. And then take
896
00:40:45,169 --> 00:40:47,463
三步差不多...你想降落在你的左边
three steps kind of... you want to land on your left
897
00:40:47,505 --> 00:40:49,549
不要害怕使用那些小
and don't be afraid to use those little
898
00:40:54,345 --> 00:40:57,265
罢工比备用权利更好？
A strike is better than a spare right?
899
00:40:57,306 --> 00:40:59,142
这不是你第一次打保龄球
That is not your first time bowling
900
00:40:59,183 --> 00:41:00,935
是的！你明白了吗？
Yes! Did you get that?
901
00:41:00,977 --> 00:41:03,646
加油！旧绳子是药剂 是的！
Come on! The old rope a dope. Yes!
902
00:41:03,688 --> 00:41:05,356
哦 我的天
Oh my God
903
00:41:05,398 --> 00:41:08,317
我希望我为此投入资金 因为人们喜欢它
I wish I put money on this because people are loving it
904
00:41:08,359 --> 00:41:10,069
什么人？哦 好吧 这是
What people? Oh well this is
905
00:41:10,111 --> 00:41:12,488
Instagram直播和237 000人
an Instagram live feed and 237000 people
906
00:41:12,530 --> 00:41:14,449
就像他为什么这么无聊的书？
are like Why is he such a boring nerd?
907
00:41:14,490 --> 00:41:16,701
梅尔 什么？他们的话不是我的
Mel. What? Their words not mine
908
00:41:16,743 --> 00:41:17,827
下车直播梅尔
Get off the live Mel
909
00:41:17,869 --> 00:41:19,078
好吧
All right
910
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,371
所以我们只需要多一点点
So we just need a little bit more
911
00:41:20,413 --> 00:41:21,873
⌈今日秀⌋的B卷
B roll for The Today Show
912
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:24,792
好吧 我必须回家去坦克
Well I've I've got to get home to Tank
913
00:41:24,834 --> 00:41:26,252
坦克是他的女儿吗？停
Is Tank his daughter? Stop
914
00:41:26,294 --> 00:41:27,962
好 你得走了？
Okay. You have to go?
915
00:41:28,004 --> 00:41:30,131
是的 如果你们和我一起完成了
Yeah if you guys are done with me
916
00:41:30,173 --> 00:41:32,884
嗯嗯 我们要去参加一个派对
Mm hmm. We're going to a party
917
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:35,053
你走
You go
918
00:41:35,094 --> 00:41:37,096
家在哪里？
Where's home?
919
00:41:42,185 --> 00:41:44,187
哇 凉
Wow. Cool
920
00:41:44,228 --> 00:41:46,564
谢谢
Thanks
921
00:41:46,606 --> 00:41:49,317
是的 这是一个嗯
Yeah it's a um
922
00:41:49,359 --> 00:41:51,819
凯特遇见狗
Kat meet dog
923
00:41:51,861 --> 00:41:53,780
哇 我以前从未听说过那个
Wow I never heard that one before
924
00:41:53,821 --> 00:41:56,908
不好意思 那真是太漂亮了...流苏鹬
Sorry. That was pretty... ruff
925
00:41:56,949 --> 00:41:59,869
你太幸运了
You are so lucky
926
00:41:59,911 --> 00:42:01,704
梅尔没有听到你这么说
that Mel didn't hear you say that
927
00:42:01,746 --> 00:42:03,206
不 我很幸运梅尔不在这里
No I'm lucky Mel isn't here
928
00:42:03,247 --> 00:42:05,541
我觉得你从不孤单
I feel like you're never alone
929
00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:07,043
什么？我现在独自一人
What? I'm alone now
930
00:42:07,085 --> 00:42:10,046
好吧 我的意思是 除了科菲之外 是的
Well I mean yeah other than Kofi
931
00:42:10,088 --> 00:42:11,839
只是忽略他
Just ignore him
932
00:42:11,881 --> 00:42:14,592
你所做的一切都是拍摄的吗？
Is everything you do filmed?
933
00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:16,594
库存 库存？
Banked. Banked?
934
00:42:16,636 --> 00:42:18,262
对于我的频道
For my channel
935
00:42:18,304 --> 00:42:20,598
只是生活中的小插曲
Just little mini episodes of life
936
00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:26,104
呃 我们可以跳过一集吗？
Uh can can we skip an episode?
937
00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:30,149
要我去吗？
Want me to go?
938
00:42:30,191 --> 00:42:31,901
是的 你可以去
Yeah you can go
939
00:42:31,943 --> 00:42:33,194
我明天见 晚安
I'll see you tomorrow. Good night
940
00:42:33,236 --> 00:42:34,862
我来看看你 是的 快乐？
I'll see you. Yeah. Happy?
941
00:42:34,904 --> 00:42:36,114
缓解
Relieved
942
00:42:38,116 --> 00:42:39,242
这是你的女儿吗？
Is this your daughter?
943
00:42:39,283 --> 00:42:40,243
是的 她很可爱
Yeah. She's cute
944
00:42:40,284 --> 00:42:42,578
谢谢 是的 她很棒
Thanks. Yeah she's great
945
00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:45,915
虽然她在中间阶段处于尴尬状态
Although she is in that awkward in between phase
946
00:42:45,957 --> 00:42:48,251
她仍然是我的宝贝女儿
where she's still my baby girl
947
00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:51,295
但她绝对不想和我有任何关系
but she definitely wants nothing to do with me
948
00:42:51,337 --> 00:42:53,297
你可以忘记得到拥抱
And you can forget about getting hugs
949
00:42:53,339 --> 00:42:55,717
因为它不再发生了
'cause it's not happening anymore
950
00:42:55,758 --> 00:43:00,430
这有点伤心 但这就是它的方式
which kind of breaks my heart but that's the way it goes
951
00:43:00,471 --> 00:43:02,974
她妈妈怎么了？
What happened with her mom?
952
00:43:04,225 --> 00:43:05,435
我的意思是 对不起 你没有
I mean I'm sorry you don't
953
00:43:05,476 --> 00:43:06,686
你知道这不关我的事
You know it's none of my business
954
00:43:06,728 --> 00:43:08,187
你不必告诉我
You don't have to tell me
955
00:43:08,229 --> 00:43:11,274
不不 没关系 嗯
No no it's okay. Um
956
00:43:11,315 --> 00:43:14,027
我们结婚了 我们实际上有一段美好的婚姻
We were married and we actually had a good marriage
957
00:43:14,068 --> 00:43:15,445
你知道的
You know then
958
00:43:15,486 --> 00:43:17,321
我不知道突然间我得到了这种感觉
I don't know all of a sudden I got the feeling
959
00:43:17,363 --> 00:43:19,574
她不想要它 或者她不再想要我了
she didn't want it or she didn't want me anymore
960
00:43:19,615 --> 00:43:21,784
我无事可做 只能让她走
and I had nothing to do but let her go
961
00:43:21,826 --> 00:43:24,704
你知道从统计学上讲 我们被搞砸了
And you know statistically we're screwed
962
00:43:24,746 --> 00:43:28,624
因为48%的婚姻以离婚告终 所以
'cause 48% of marriages end in divorce so
963
00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:30,793
这意味着52%的工作
That means 52% work
964
00:43:30,835 --> 00:43:33,212
啊 一个乐观主义者
Ah an optimist
965
00:43:34,005 --> 00:43:35,715
这太酷了 我可以吗？是的
This is so cool. Can I? Yeah
966
00:43:35,757 --> 00:43:39,093
然后我想当你起床喜欢第二和第三
And then I think when you get up to like second and third
967
00:43:39,135 --> 00:43:41,387
然后它跳到67%的失败率
then it jumps up to like 67% failure rate
968
00:43:41,429 --> 00:43:44,307
即使它是十亿分之一 这又有什么关系呢？
Even if it's one in a billion what does it matter?
969
00:43:44,348 --> 00:43:46,934
值得一试
It's worth a shot
970
00:43:46,976 --> 00:43:48,644
是的 是的
Yeah. Yeah
971
00:43:48,686 --> 00:43:49,979
我相信婚姻
I believe in marriage
972
00:43:50,021 --> 00:43:51,314
天啊 还信吗？
Jesus still?
973
00:43:51,356 --> 00:43:53,608
你不是结婚六次了吗？
Haven't you been married like six times?
974
00:43:53,649 --> 00:43:55,109
三次
Three times
975
00:43:55,151 --> 00:43:57,528
不包括此内容 这是四个
Not including this. This is four
976
00:43:57,570 --> 00:44:00,156
但第一次只有48小时 所以
But the first time was only 48 hours so
977
00:44:00,198 --> 00:44:01,699
不算数
doesn't count
978
00:44:01,741 --> 00:44:03,951
但你仍然觉得只是有点
But still do you ever feel like just kind of
979
00:44:03,993 --> 00:44:07,038
我挥舞着关于婚姻的白旗 就是这样
I'm waving the white flag on marriage. That's it
980
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,831
不 它就像数学
No it's like math
981
00:44:08,873 --> 00:44:12,377
当你做错了问题时 你只是不要放弃它
When you get a problem wrong you just don't give up on it
982
00:44:13,586 --> 00:44:15,421
你不断尝试 直到你做对了
You keep trying till you get it right
983
00:44:15,463 --> 00:44:17,256
你和巴斯蒂安呢？
And what about you and Bastian?
984
00:44:17,298 --> 00:44:19,258
你们在一起多久了？
How long were you guys together?
985
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:21,219
毫米年半
Mm year and a half
986
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:23,513
我刚刚和我的第二任丈夫分手了
I'd just split from my second husband
987
00:44:23,554 --> 00:44:25,640
他是一位音乐制作人 他做了呃
He was a music producer who did uh
988
00:44:25,681 --> 00:44:28,976
我的最后两张专辑 然后卖了一盘性爱录像带
my last two albums and then sold a sex tape
989
00:44:29,018 --> 00:44:30,853
这不是最糟糕的部分
That's not the worst part
990
00:44:30,895 --> 00:44:33,773
最糟糕的是我认为我可以解决问题
The worst part is I thought I could fix things
991
00:44:33,815 --> 00:44:36,192
很难修复性爱录像带
Pretty hard to fix a sex tape
992
00:44:36,234 --> 00:44:38,277
右
Right
993
00:44:41,531 --> 00:44:44,659
不好意思 是的 这只是一个小小的小睡
Sorry. Yeah it's just a little power nap
994
00:44:44,701 --> 00:44:46,202
调整自己的节奏
Pacing himself
995
00:44:46,244 --> 00:44:47,704
毫米
Mm
996
00:44:47,745 --> 00:44:50,373
如果我们给他一分钟时间 他会重新开始
If we give him a minute he'll he'll restart
997
00:44:50,415 --> 00:44:52,750
好 但你是说？
Okay. But you were saying?
998
00:44:52,792 --> 00:44:54,419
好吧 这个行业那些类型的人们
Well this business those type of guys
999
00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:56,170
他们把你建立起来 让你崩溃
they build you up to break you down
1000
00:44:56,212 --> 00:44:57,714
但你已经出名了 所以
But you were already famous so
1001
00:44:57,755 --> 00:44:59,549
这与名声无关
It's not about fame
1002
00:44:59,590 --> 00:45:03,302
你知道这是关于可信度的
You know it's about credibility
1003
00:45:03,344 --> 00:45:05,722
我有多成功并不重要
It just didn't matter how successful I was
1004
00:45:05,763 --> 00:45:08,558
他们从来没有给我过
They never gave it to me
1005
00:45:08,599 --> 00:45:12,270
你知道我从来没有被提名过吗？
You know I've never been nominated for anything?
1006
00:45:13,062 --> 00:45:15,356
然后我遇到了巴斯蒂安
And then I met Bastian
1007
00:45:15,398 --> 00:45:18,776
他...他给了我这个
And he... and he gave me this
1008
00:45:21,195 --> 00:45:23,614
唱 那是什么意思？
Sing. What does that mean?
1009
00:45:23,656 --> 00:45:26,617
这意味着不要让他们赢
It means don't let them win
1010
00:45:30,997 --> 00:45:32,749
没有人都是坏查理
Nobody's all bad Charlie
1011
00:45:32,790 --> 00:45:34,751
如果他们是 这将使它变得如此容易
If they were it would make it so much easier
1012
00:45:34,792 --> 00:45:38,838
但是用你的助手欺骗你是相当糟糕的
But cheating on you with your assistant is pretty bad
1013
00:45:42,425 --> 00:45:45,344
好
Okay
1014
00:45:49,849 --> 00:45:51,768
动物园伴侣
Zoo mates
1015
00:45:53,144 --> 00:45:55,271
动物园伴侣
Zoo mates
1016
00:45:57,231 --> 00:45:59,692
看我们没那么不同 查理
See we're not so different Charlie
1017
00:45:59,734 --> 00:46:01,277
{\an4}You know I tried so long
1018
00:46:01,319 --> 00:46:02,820
加油 加油！它不是很大
Come on. Come on! It's not a big
1019
00:46:02,862 --> 00:46:05,782
{\an4}Every time I thought
I found it I was wrong
1020
00:46:05,823 --> 00:46:09,494
{\an4}I swear I must've
spent a thousand nights
1021
00:46:09,535 --> 00:46:13,289
{\an4}Lookin' for somebody
who could hold me tight
1022
00:46:13,331 --> 00:46:16,042
{\an4}Until I realized
1023
00:46:16,834 --> 00:46:19,295
{\an4}I am the love of the
love of my life...
1024
00:46:19,337 --> 00:46:21,631
马西亚诺兄弟和凯特·瓦尔迪兹
The Marciano brothers and Kat Valdez
1025
00:46:21,672 --> 00:46:24,092
告诉世界没有年龄限制
are telling the world there's no age limit
1026
00:46:24,133 --> 00:46:26,135
是吗？猜这么
Is that right? Guess so
1027
00:46:28,679 --> 00:46:31,432
{\an4}I am the love of
the love of my life
1028
00:46:32,642 --> 00:46:34,477
{\an4}I am the love of
the love of my life
1029
00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:36,229
{\an4}I was just waiting for you...
1030
00:46:36,270 --> 00:46:37,814
认为我们已经拥有了所需的一切
Think we've got everything we need
1031
00:46:37,855 --> 00:46:40,066
我们将发布到我们的社交网站 所以...一切准备就绪
We'll post to our socials so... you're all set
1032
00:46:40,108 --> 00:46:41,609
好吧
All right
1033
00:46:41,651 --> 00:46:45,154
或 如果我留下来可以吗？
Maybe... Is it okay if I stay?
1034
00:46:45,196 --> 00:46:46,739
哦 是的
Oh yeah
1035
00:46:46,781 --> 00:46:48,116
是的 当然
Yeah of course
1036
00:46:48,157 --> 00:46:50,034
像在自己家一样
Make yourself at home
1037
00:46:50,076 --> 00:46:53,246
{\an4}I can't tell you now
1038
00:46:53,287 --> 00:46:57,166
{\an4}I don't know why don't know why
1039
00:46:57,208 --> 00:47:01,504
{\an4}And now I'll pick myself up
1040
00:47:01,546 --> 00:47:04,549
{\an4}One more time one more time
1041
00:47:04,590 --> 00:47:07,176
{\an4}You know I tried so long
1042
00:47:07,218 --> 00:47:11,013
{\an4}Every time I thought I
found it I was wrong...
1043
00:47:11,055 --> 00:47:12,557
再见 再见
Bye. Bye
1044
00:47:12,598 --> 00:47:15,351
嘿 嘿妈妈
Hey. Hey Mom
1045
00:47:15,393 --> 00:47:17,353
你好吗？
How you doing?
1046
00:47:17,395 --> 00:47:18,938
{\an4}Hold me tight
1047
00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:21,691
{\an4}Until I realized
1048
00:47:22,567 --> 00:47:24,777
{\an4}I am the love of the
love of my life...
1049
00:47:24,819 --> 00:47:27,989
有一张你给她买验孕棒的照片
There's a picture of you buying her a pregnancy test
1050
00:47:28,031 --> 00:47:29,449
查理！不
Charlie! No
1051
00:47:29,490 --> 00:47:31,784
不 那是坦克的粪便软化剂
No that was a stool softener for Tank
1052
00:47:31,826 --> 00:47:34,037
{\an4}I ain't got nobody
else on my mind...
1053
00:47:34,078 --> 00:47:37,331
凯特·瓦尔迪兹和她的新丈夫查理·吉尔伯特
Kat Valdez and her new husband Charlie Gilbert
1054
00:47:37,373 --> 00:47:39,542
我该怎么办？只需站立并微笑
Wh What do I do? Just stand and smile
1055
00:47:39,584 --> 00:47:41,002
查理！查理！
Charlie! Charlie!
1056
00:47:41,044 --> 00:47:43,755
哦 我的天 这是巴斯蒂安！巴斯蒂安！巴斯蒂安！
Oh my God it's Bastian! Bastian! Bastian!
1057
00:47:43,796 --> 00:47:46,340
巴斯蒂安 巴斯蒂安 巴斯蒂安！这边！这边！
Bastian Bastian Bastian! Over here! Over here!
1058
00:47:47,884 --> 00:47:49,677
伙计们这样 你们三个人在一起怎么样？
Guys this way. How about the three of you together?
1059
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,637
没有硬感情的人 是吗？
No hard feelings man. Yeah?
1060
00:47:51,679 --> 00:47:53,931
完全没有感觉
No feelings at all
1061
00:47:54,932 --> 00:47:56,225
马马西塔
Mm mamacita
1062
00:47:56,267 --> 00:47:57,518
巴斯蒂安一号和你们三个
Bastian one with the three of you
1063
00:48:03,775 --> 00:48:05,651
他对你说了什么？
What did he say to you?
1064
00:48:05,693 --> 00:48:07,070
凯特·巴斯蒂安·查理这样！
Kat Bastian Charlie this way!
1065
00:48:07,111 --> 00:48:09,238
查理说了什么？看看巴斯蒂安！巴斯蒂安！
What did he say Charlie? Look Bastian! Bastian!
1066
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,449
谢谢你们
Thank you guys
1067
00:48:11,491 --> 00:48:13,993
我的西班牙语有点生锈 但他说
My Spanish is a little rusty but he said
1068
00:48:14,035 --> 00:48:16,245
你是我见过的最美丽的女人
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
1069
00:48:16,287 --> 00:48:17,914
我真是个白痴
I'm such an idiot
1070
00:48:17,955 --> 00:48:20,458
为什么我会有脖子纹身？
And why did I get that neck tattoo?
1071
00:48:21,751 --> 00:48:23,836
你没事吧？
You okay?
1072
00:48:25,254 --> 00:48:27,006
我很好
I'm good
1073
00:48:30,259 --> 00:48:31,636
现在你在哪里？
Now where are you?
1074
00:48:31,677 --> 00:48:33,930
巴黎的表演
Paris for a show
1075
00:48:33,971 --> 00:48:35,139
啊
Ah
1076
00:48:35,181 --> 00:48:36,766
巴黎！有是不是很奇怪
Paris! Is it weird having
1077
00:48:36,808 --> 00:48:38,601
世界上每个人都知道你是谁？
everyone in the world know who you are?
1078
00:48:38,643 --> 00:48:40,269
不 奇怪的是
No what's weird is that
1079
00:48:40,311 --> 00:48:42,397
世界上每个人都认为他们知道我是谁
everyone in the world thinks they know who I am
1080
00:48:42,438 --> 00:48:44,273
是的 我打赌
Yeah I bet
1081
00:48:44,315 --> 00:48:46,234
之后你要回家了吗？
And you're headed home after that?
1082
00:48:46,275 --> 00:48:47,777
嗯嗯 我明天回家了
Well um I'm home tomorrow
1083
00:48:47,819 --> 00:48:49,904
但后来我在日本有那个私人
but then I have that private in Japan
1084
00:48:49,946 --> 00:48:51,447
什么是私人的？
Wh What's a private?
1085
00:48:51,489 --> 00:48:53,950
我得到一大笔钱唱歌
I get paid a fortune to sing songs
1086
00:48:53,991 --> 00:48:56,411
喜欢十个疯狂的富人
to like ten insanely rich people
1087
00:48:56,452 --> 00:48:57,912
你认为也许他们会想要
Do you think maybe they'd want
1088
00:48:57,954 --> 00:48:59,831
看别人做一些数学题？
to watch someone do some math problems?
1089
00:49:01,624 --> 00:49:03,126
我会问 好吧 好吧
I'll ask. All right well
1090
00:49:03,167 --> 00:49:06,546
我会让你走 但如果你孤独 就给我打电话
I'll let you go but call me if you're lonely
1091
00:49:09,006 --> 00:49:10,508
你好？
Hello?
1092
00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:13,302
我很寂寞
I'm lonely
1093
00:49:13,344 --> 00:49:16,264
就像13秒一样
It's been like 13 seconds
1094
00:49:16,305 --> 00:49:18,516
你在刷牙吗？
Are you brushing your teeth?
1095
00:49:18,558 --> 00:49:20,560
是的 你要上床睡觉了吗？
Yes. Are you going to bed?
1096
00:49:20,601 --> 00:49:23,312
就像 8：00一样
It it's like 8:00 p.m. there
1097
00:49:23,354 --> 00:49:25,815
嗯 也许
Um maybe
1098
00:49:25,857 --> 00:49:27,483
哇 好吧 我要读
Wow. Well I'm gonna read
1099
00:49:27,525 --> 00:49:29,819
我不会马上睡觉
I'm not gonna go right to bed
1100
00:49:29,861 --> 00:49:31,529
娄怎么样？
How's Lou?
1101
00:49:31,571 --> 00:49:32,905
她真的很好
She's really good
1102
00:49:32,947 --> 00:49:34,991
她最终同意加入数学俱乐部
She finally agreed to join the math club
1103
00:49:35,033 --> 00:49:37,827
这让我感到高兴 因为她在数学方面非常出色
which makes me happy 'cause she's phenomenal at math
1104
00:49:37,869 --> 00:49:39,537
即使她不想成为
even though she doesn't want to be
1105
00:49:39,579 --> 00:49:41,456
好吧 也许她只是不想成为你
Well maybe she just doesn't want to be you
1106
00:49:41,497 --> 00:49:42,623
这是肯定的
That's for certain
1107
00:49:42,665 --> 00:49:44,000
但事实并非如此
But it's not really that
1108
00:49:44,042 --> 00:49:46,169
更多的是她害怕和
It's it's more that she's afraid and
1109
00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:48,755
你知道她在11岁时几乎赢得了马塔隆
you know she almost won the Mathalon when she was 11
1110
00:49:48,796 --> 00:49:50,965
马塔隆？是的 马塔隆
The Mathalon? Yeah the Mathalon
1111
00:49:51,007 --> 00:49:52,800
这有点像格莱美数学奖
It's kind of like the Grammys for math
1112
00:49:52,842 --> 00:49:54,969
除了观众席上有四个人
except there's like four people in the audience
1113
00:49:55,011 --> 00:49:57,972
啊 她在决赛中有点僵住了
Ah. She kind of froze in the finals
1114
00:49:58,014 --> 00:50:01,434
然后一些孩子取笑她和
and then some kids made fun of her and
1115
00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:03,269
我只是想让她找到她的位置
I just want her to find her place
1116
00:50:03,311 --> 00:50:05,521
只要给她一分钟
Just give her a minute
1117
00:50:05,563 --> 00:50:07,523
是的 绝对
Yeah definitely
1118
00:50:07,565 --> 00:50:10,234
好吧 我很高兴你很孤独
Okay well I'm glad you were lonely
1119
00:50:11,944 --> 00:50:14,280
我想我现在就让你上床睡觉
I guess I'll let you get to bed now
1120
00:50:14,322 --> 00:50:16,282
好 再见
Okay. Bye
1121
00:50:16,324 --> 00:50:18,034
再见 再见
So long. Adios
1122
00:50:18,076 --> 00:50:19,911
再见
Bye
1123
00:50:19,952 --> 00:50:21,162
见你
See you
1124
00:50:28,378 --> 00:50:30,338
是的
Yeah
1125
00:50:34,342 --> 00:50:36,719
好的 在完成质因数分解后
Okay after you've completed the prime factorization
1126
00:50:36,761 --> 00:50:38,971
识别不同的质因数
identify the distinct prime factor
1127
00:50:39,013 --> 00:50:41,057
好吧 听听柯立芝皮松
All right listen up Coolidge Pi thons
1128
00:50:41,099 --> 00:50:42,809
我是来办公事的 公园
I'm here on official business. Park
1129
00:50:42,850 --> 00:50:45,645
首先 谁没有签署他们的豁免书？
First of all who didn't get their waiver signed?
1130
00:50:45,687 --> 00:50:47,063
好了 你们两个出来了
All right you two out
1131
00:50:47,105 --> 00:50:48,940
嘿 你不能只是解雇我的学生
Hey y you can't just dismiss my students
1132
00:50:48,981 --> 00:50:50,733
是的 我可以
Yes I can
1133
00:50:50,775 --> 00:50:53,444
你听到了 滚 走开！
You heard me. Scram. Beat it!
1134
00:50:54,278 --> 00:50:55,947
现在为你们其他人
Now for the rest of you
1135
00:50:55,988 --> 00:50:58,282
谁知道如何遵循指示
who know how to follow direction
1136
00:50:58,324 --> 00:51:01,994
我带给你唯一的
I bring you the one the only
1137
00:51:06,624 --> 00:51:07,917
凯特 我爱你！
Kat I love you!
1138
00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:10,253
珀西停止大喊大叫 她就在这里
Percy stop yelling. She's right here
1139
00:51:10,294 --> 00:51:11,713
你好
Hi
1140
00:51:11,754 --> 00:51:14,090
以为你有一个私人的财富
Thought you had a private for like a fortune
1141
00:51:14,132 --> 00:51:15,967
我重新安排了
I rescheduled
1142
00:51:16,008 --> 00:51:18,428
好吧 谁有问题要问凯特？
All right who's got a question for Kat?
1143
00:51:18,469 --> 00:51:19,637
哦 我愿意！我愿意！我！我！
Oh I do! I do! Me! Me!
1144
00:51:19,679 --> 00:51:21,097
说些聪明的话
Say something smart
1145
00:51:21,139 --> 00:51:22,348
不要让我难堪
Don't embarrass me
1146
00:51:22,390 --> 00:51:23,433
呃乔治
Uh George
1147
00:51:23,474 --> 00:51:25,101
你真的吻过凯蒂·佩里吗？
Did you really kiss Katy Perry?
1148
00:51:25,143 --> 00:51:26,310
其实她吻了我
Actually she kissed me
1149
00:51:26,352 --> 00:51:27,895
哦 下一个
Ooh. Next
1150
00:51:27,937 --> 00:51:28,688
哦！
Oh!
1151
00:51:28,730 --> 00:51:29,856
呃 不是乔治
Uh Not George
1152
00:51:29,897 --> 00:51:31,190
斯宾塞 不在乎
Spencer. Don't care
1153
00:51:31,232 --> 00:51:34,902
为什么吉尔伯特先生比巴斯蒂安更好？
Why is Mr. Gilbert better than Bastian?
1154
00:51:34,944 --> 00:51:37,196
井
Well
1155
00:51:37,238 --> 00:51:39,615
他没有和我的助手一起欺骗我
he didn't cheat on me with my assistant
1156
00:51:39,657 --> 00:51:41,951
哦
Ooh
1157
00:51:41,993 --> 00:51:44,328
好吧 你们在中间抓住了我们
Okay you guys caught us right in the middle
1158
00:51:44,370 --> 00:51:46,456
我们的模拟马塔隆训练
of our mock Mathalon training
1159
00:51:46,497 --> 00:51:49,459
欢迎您入住并享受一点点
which you're welcome to stay and enjoy for a little bit
1160
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:51,753
呃娄你起来了
Uh Lou you're up
1161
00:51:51,794 --> 00:51:53,546
爸爸没有 那是娄吗？
Dad no. Is that Lou?
1162
00:51:53,588 --> 00:51:55,173
是的
Yeah
1163
00:51:55,214 --> 00:51:57,341
最后 你好
Finally. Hi
1164
00:51:57,383 --> 00:51:59,343
我想永远遇见你
I've wanted to meet you forever
1165
00:51:59,385 --> 00:52:00,762
我也是
Me too
1166
00:52:00,803 --> 00:52:02,472
开什么玩笑？他们没见过面？
Are you kidding me? They haven't met?
1167
00:52:02,513 --> 00:52:04,307
不 你怎么了？
No. What is wrong with you?
1168
00:52:04,348 --> 00:52:06,851
嗯 他们...你已经结婚了
Well they... You're married
1169
00:52:06,893 --> 00:52:08,478
我们能忘记模拟的马萨隆吗？
Can we forget about the mock Mathalon?
1170
00:52:08,519 --> 00:52:10,646
我有一百万个问题要问 凯特
I have a million questions for Kat
1171
00:52:10,688 --> 00:52:11,939
是的 娄太害怕起床了
Yeah and Lou's too scared to get up
1172
00:52:11,981 --> 00:52:13,149
反正当着人头
in front of people anyways
1173
00:52:13,191 --> 00:52:14,567
让何塞闭嘴
Shut up Jose
1174
00:52:14,609 --> 00:52:16,319
哦 好吧 别担心 我完全明白
Oh well don't worry. I totally get it
1175
00:52:16,361 --> 00:52:18,821
你知道有时我不得不在竞技场前站起来
You know sometimes when I have to get up in front of an arena
1176
00:52:18,863 --> 00:52:22,450
与成千上万的人 我变得如此紧张
with thousands and thousands of people I get so nervous
1177
00:52:24,077 --> 00:52:26,037
不 我是认真的 我担心我会窒息
No I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke
1178
00:52:26,079 --> 00:52:29,457
好的梅尔拉起来凯特VMAs 2010
Okay Mel pull up Kat VMAs 2010
1179
00:52:29,499 --> 00:52:30,666
我想到了 哦 好的
I've got it. Oh okay
1180
00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:32,210
嘿谷歌 看看这个
Hey Google. Look at this
1181
00:52:32,251 --> 00:52:37,382
给我看一个视频 凯特 瓦尔迪兹 2010 VMA 表演
Show me a video: Kat Valdez 2010 VMA performance
1182
00:52:37,423 --> 00:52:41,010
{\an4}Number nine yeah I'm going up
1183
00:52:41,052 --> 00:52:43,054
{\an4}I'm getting so high
1184
00:52:43,888 --> 00:52:45,723
{\an4}I'm not the sa...
1185
00:52:45,765 --> 00:52:47,100
嘿谷歌
Hey Google
1186
00:52:47,141 --> 00:52:48,518
够了
That's enough
1187
00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:50,728
是的
Yeah
1188
00:52:51,604 --> 00:52:54,399
我忘记了电视直播的歌词
I forgot the lyrics on live TV
1189
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,484
到我写的一首歌
to a song that I wrote
1190
00:52:56,526 --> 00:52:58,277
它可能发生在任何人身上
It could happen to anybody
1191
00:52:58,319 --> 00:53:00,613
是的 但关键是一旦它做到了
Yeah but the point is that once it does
1192
00:53:00,655 --> 00:53:02,949
你总是担心你知道吗？
you're always worried you know?
1193
00:53:02,990 --> 00:53:04,742
如果它再次发生怎么办？
What if it happens again?
1194
00:53:04,784 --> 00:53:06,077
你做了什么？
What did you do?
1195
00:53:06,119 --> 00:53:07,870
我转移了注意力
I shifted focus
1196
00:53:07,912 --> 00:53:09,872
我让我的舞蹈变得如此艰难
I made my dance so hard
1197
00:53:09,914 --> 00:53:12,625
我所能做的就是专注于步骤
that all I could do was concentrate on the steps
1198
00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:15,378
所以这就像你分散了注意力一样
So it's like you distracted your mind
1199
00:53:15,420 --> 00:53:17,213
是的 完全
Yes. Exactly
1200
00:53:17,255 --> 00:53:21,634
专注于舞步让我忘记了我有多害怕
Concentrating on the dance steps made me forget how scared I was
1201
00:53:24,887 --> 00:53:27,306
梅尔 我们将需要一些扬声器
Mel we're gonna need some speakers
1202
00:53:29,392 --> 00:53:31,394
不是太大声吧？
Not too loud right?
1203
00:53:31,436 --> 00:53:33,646
{\an4}I just got paid...
1204
00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:34,731
嘿！
Hey!
1205
00:53:34,772 --> 00:53:36,274
和两个
And two
1206
00:53:36,315 --> 00:53:38,568
释放你的思想和三和四
And free your mind and three and four
1207
00:53:38,609 --> 00:53:40,570
转弯三和四
Make a turn three and four
1208
00:53:40,611 --> 00:53:42,363
再次三和四
Again three and four
1209
00:53:42,405 --> 00:53:43,865
{\an4}Don't know where we're going...
1210
00:53:43,906 --> 00:53:45,825
一 二 三 四
And one and two and three and four
1211
00:53:45,867 --> 00:53:48,870
并提出问题三和四
And ask a question three and four
1212
00:53:49,871 --> 00:53:52,415
活着看查克三和四
Look alive Chuck three and four
1213
00:53:52,457 --> 00:53:54,042
哦 好吧
Oh uh okay
1214
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:56,753
娄楼 什么是43乘以101？
Lou what is 43 times 101?
1215
00:53:56,794 --> 00:53:58,838
4343.是的！
4343. Yes!
1216
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,256
是的 你着火了 是的！
Yes you're on fire. Yes!
1217
00:54:00,298 --> 00:54:02,091
你毁了它查理三和四
You're ruining it Charlie three and four
1218
00:54:02,133 --> 00:54:04,218
保持时间和三和四
Keep the time and three and four
1219
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:05,344
然后转身
And turn
1220
00:54:05,386 --> 00:54:08,181
以斯帖什么是五阶乘？
Esther what is five factorial?
1221
00:54:08,222 --> 00:54:09,682
呃 120
Uh 120
1222
00:54:09,724 --> 00:54:10,767
是的！
Yeah!
1223
00:54:10,808 --> 00:54:13,353
所有有节奏的天才
All geniuses with rhythm
1224
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,689
{\an4}I just got paid...
1225
00:54:16,731 --> 00:54:18,066
去珀西 去珀西
Go Percy. Go Percy
1226
00:54:18,107 --> 00:54:19,233
去珀西
Go Percy
1227
00:54:19,275 --> 00:54:22,945
去特里斯滕 去特里斯滕 去特里斯滕
Go Tristen. Go Tristen. Go Tristen
1228
00:54:22,987 --> 00:54:27,658
去何塞 去何塞 去何塞 去何塞
Go Jose. Go Jose. Go Jose. Go Jose
1229
00:54:29,994 --> 00:54:33,206
去利亚 去利亚 去利亚
Go Leah. Go Leah. Go Leah
1230
00:54:33,247 --> 00:54:37,418
去凯特 去凯特 去凯特 去凯特
Go Kat. Go Kat. Go Kat. Go Kat
1231
00:54:38,795 --> 00:54:40,463
{\an4}I just got paid
1232
00:54:40,505 --> 00:54:42,465
{\an4}Give me that give
me that give me that
1233
00:54:42,507 --> 00:54:44,509
{\an4}Give me that give
me that give me that
1234
00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:46,803
{\an4}Give me that money
give me that money
1235
00:54:46,844 --> 00:54:48,721
♪ 给我我刚刚得到的钱 ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ Give me that money ♪ ♪ I just got paid ♪
1236
00:54:48,763 --> 00:54:50,640
{\an4}Give me that give
me that give me that
1237
00:54:50,681 --> 00:54:52,767
{\an4}Give me that give
me that give me that
1238
00:54:52,809 --> 00:54:54,477
{\an4}Give me that money
give me that money
1239
00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:55,645
{\an4}Give me that money
1240
00:54:55,687 --> 00:54:57,730
{\an4}I just got paid.
1241
00:55:10,034 --> 00:55:11,786
这些词是什么？
What are the words?
1242
00:55:11,828 --> 00:55:16,040
呃 我还没有弄清楚
Uh I haven't figured that out yet
1243
00:55:16,082 --> 00:55:19,460
实际上 我越努力 就越努力
And actually the more I try the harder it gets
1244
00:55:21,003 --> 00:55:25,174
你知道当我无法弄清楚家庭作业的东西
You know when I can't figure out homework stuff
1245
00:55:25,216 --> 00:55:27,969
我爸爸说 如果你坐在问题中
my dad says If you sit in the question
1246
00:55:28,010 --> 00:55:29,804
答案找到你
the answer finds you
1247
00:55:29,846 --> 00:55:31,222
嗯
Hmm
1248
00:55:31,264 --> 00:55:32,432
是这样吗？
And does it?
1249
00:55:32,473 --> 00:55:34,392
我不知道 我
I don't know. I
1250
00:55:34,434 --> 00:55:35,977
我坐的时间不够长
I don't sit long enough
1251
00:55:36,019 --> 00:55:37,937
是的
Yeah
1252
00:55:37,979 --> 00:55:40,064
这也是我的问题
That's my problem too
1253
00:55:44,152 --> 00:55:47,739
那么你喜欢我爸爸吗？
So do you like my dad?
1254
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:50,575
我的意思是他可以很烦人
I mean he can be so annoying
1255
00:55:50,616 --> 00:55:54,162
但他也非常聪明和善良
but he's also like really smart and nice
1256
00:55:54,203 --> 00:55:57,707
你知道你爸爸说你是他最好的事情
You know your dad says you're the best thing about him
1257
00:55:57,749 --> 00:55:59,375
这可能是真的
That's probably true
1258
00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:02,670
让我们把它放在这里
Let's put it right over here
1259
00:56:02,712 --> 00:56:04,047
哇
Whoa
1260
00:56:04,088 --> 00:56:06,674
所有这些东西都适合你吗？长途汽车
Is all this stuff for you? Coach
1261
00:56:06,716 --> 00:56:08,426
这是另一笔代言交易吗？
Is this another endorsement deal?
1262
00:56:08,468 --> 00:56:10,053
不
No
1263
00:56:10,094 --> 00:56:12,263
他们正在向为成功着装捐赠商品
They're donating merchandise to Dress for Success
1264
00:56:12,305 --> 00:56:14,849
这是我合作的慈善机构
which is a charity that I work with
1265
00:56:14,891 --> 00:56:17,268
那真是太棒了
That's awesome
1266
00:56:17,310 --> 00:56:18,728
你喜欢？
You like?
1267
00:56:18,770 --> 00:56:20,646
我爱
I love
1268
00:56:24,442 --> 00:56:26,235
不可能 是的
No way. Yeah
1269
00:56:26,277 --> 00:56:27,737
我可以吗？
Can I?
1270
00:56:27,779 --> 00:56:29,739
不用担心 我会还钱的
Don't worry. I'll pay them back
1271
00:56:31,115 --> 00:56:32,575
好的 来吧 谢谢
Okay come on. Thank you
1272
00:56:32,617 --> 00:56:35,119
你在这里又拿了一个袋子 里面有一些教科书
You got another bag in here with some textbooks
1273
00:56:37,038 --> 00:56:39,165
谢谢 开什么玩笑？
Thank you. Are you kidding?
1274
00:56:39,207 --> 00:56:41,876
我喜欢
I love it
1275
00:56:41,918 --> 00:56:44,337
我得把她送回家 什么？
I got to get her home. What?
1276
00:56:44,379 --> 00:56:46,881
是的 是的 已经？不
Yeah. Yeah. Already? No
1277
00:56:47,673 --> 00:56:49,300
好
Okay
1278
00:56:50,051 --> 00:56:51,469
我爱济慈
I love Keats
1279
00:56:56,808 --> 00:56:58,309
哦 哇
Oh. Wha
1280
00:56:58,351 --> 00:57:00,269
停 你在干什么？
Stop. What are you doing?
1281
00:57:00,311 --> 00:57:02,605
我杀了它 它不是
I killed it. It's not
1282
00:57:02,647 --> 00:57:04,399
听着我要说点什么
Listen I'm gonna say something
1283
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,652
这可能会完全错误
that's probably gonna come out completely wrong
1284
00:57:07,694 --> 00:57:10,947
...但是没有这一切 你很美
...but you're beautiful without all of that
1285
00:57:10,988 --> 00:57:13,324
唉 我的意思是无论哪种方式 你都是
Aw. I mean either way you're
1286
00:57:13,366 --> 00:57:15,326
好去
good to go
1287
00:57:15,368 --> 00:57:19,122
好去吗？好去
Good to go? Good to go
1288
00:57:19,163 --> 00:57:21,541
好的 我会接受的
Okay I'll take it
1289
00:57:24,335 --> 00:57:26,504
你是一个伟大的老师查理
You're a great teacher Charlie
1290
00:57:27,588 --> 00:57:30,967
那些孩子 他们很幸运能拥有你
Those kids they're lucky to have you
1291
00:57:31,008 --> 00:57:33,010
我不知道今天和你们在一起
I don't know hanging with you guys today
1292
00:57:33,052 --> 00:57:35,805
让我感觉有点正常
made me feel kind of normal
1293
00:57:35,847 --> 00:57:38,015
7：00前往波多黎各
Wheels up for Puerto Rico at 7:00
1294
00:57:39,017 --> 00:57:40,810
哦 我的坏
Oh my bad
1295
00:57:40,852 --> 00:57:43,062
我以为你是一个人
I thought you were by yourself
1296
00:57:46,441 --> 00:57:48,609
波多黎各
Puerto Rico
1297
00:57:50,445 --> 00:57:55,241
嗯 我的朋友 他们在那里有一家住宿加早餐酒店 所以
Um my friends they have a bed and breakfast there so
1298
00:57:55,283 --> 00:57:57,285
那是
That's
1299
00:57:58,494 --> 00:58:01,664
如果...如果巴斯蒂安是那个人
Listen if if... if Bastian is the guy
1300
00:58:01,706 --> 00:58:04,000
你认为你应该和你在一起
that you think you're supposed to be with
1301
00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:08,129
然后地狱我会开车送你去机场
then hell I'll drive you to the airport
1302
00:58:08,171 --> 00:58:10,423
但如果您不确定
But if you're not sure
1303
00:58:11,716 --> 00:58:13,384
...然后跟我来
...then come with me
1304
00:58:13,426 --> 00:58:15,887
到秋天半正式明晚
to the fall semiformal tomorrow night
1305
00:58:17,221 --> 00:58:19,265
是的 他们需要监护人
Yeah they need chaperones
1306
00:58:19,307 --> 00:58:21,351
也许你需要陪伴
Maybe you need chaperoning
1307
00:58:22,310 --> 00:58:24,020
听我说这个
Listen I'm not saying this
1308
00:58:24,062 --> 00:58:25,521
作为你的丈夫 甚至作为你的朋友
as your husband or even as your friend
1309
00:58:25,563 --> 00:58:27,357
因为从技术上讲 我也不是
because technically I'm not either
1310
00:58:27,398 --> 00:58:30,902
但如果你回到巴斯蒂安 你不就是在做
but if you go back to Bastian aren't you just making
1311
00:58:30,943 --> 00:58:34,364
同样的错误又来了...再？
the same mistake all over again... again?
1312
00:58:43,664 --> 00:58:46,501
你是要我去学校跳舞吗？
Are you asking me to the school dance?
1313
00:58:47,502 --> 00:58:50,463
好吧 我可以在你的储物柜里留下一张纸条 但
Well I could leave a note in your locker but
1314
00:58:50,505 --> 00:58:55,134
...在这里 我们处于自由期 所以我想我会拍摄我的镜头
...here we are in free period so I figured I'd take my shot
1315
00:59:05,395 --> 00:59:08,231
欢迎
Welcome
1316
00:59:08,272 --> 00:59:10,608
对不起 哦等等等
Excuse me. Oh wait wait wait
1317
00:59:10,650 --> 00:59:12,694
加油 好
Come on. Okay
1318
00:59:12,735 --> 00:59:13,945
我可以有你的左手腕吗？
Can I have your left wrist?
1319
00:59:13,986 --> 00:59:15,655
我的左边...好
My left wr... Okay
1320
00:59:19,158 --> 00:59:21,119
哦 我的天
Oh my God
1321
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,578
多么甜蜜
How sweet
1322
00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:25,581
哦 我也让你这个给我
Oh and I also got you this to give me
1323
00:59:27,792 --> 00:59:29,210
非常感谢大家
So thank you very much
1324
00:59:29,252 --> 00:59:31,003
我很高兴我想到了这一点 这是我的最爱
I'm glad I thought of that. It's my favorite
1325
00:59:33,965 --> 00:59:36,551
你往里看
You look in
1326
00:59:36,592 --> 00:59:38,094
你看起来
You look
1327
00:59:38,136 --> 00:59:40,096
让我们去跳舞吧
Let's go to the dance
1328
00:59:40,138 --> 00:59:42,974
出于对先生和太太的尊重
Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs
1329
00:59:43,015 --> 00:59:44,767
吉尔伯特·连字符·瓦尔迪兹
Gilbert hyphen Valdez
1330
00:59:44,809 --> 00:59:47,562
我们希望健身房成为一个无照片区
we would like the gym to be a photo free zone
1331
00:59:47,603 --> 00:59:50,106
所以请在门口检查你的手机
so please check your phones at the door
1332
00:59:53,276 --> 00:59:54,944
你为我做了这一切？
You did all this for me?
1333
00:59:54,986 --> 00:59:57,572
我可能有一点帮助
I might've had a little help
1334
00:59:58,781 --> 01:00:00,867
你知道科菲为什么不休息一晚吗？
You know what Kofi why don't you take the night off?
1335
01:00:00,908 --> 01:00:02,160
当我需要你时 我会让你知道
I'll let you know when I need you
1336
01:00:02,201 --> 01:00:03,703
好吧 祝大家玩得开心
All right. Have a good time y'all
1337
01:00:03,745 --> 01:00:05,705
好 好吧
Okay. All right
1338
01:00:05,747 --> 01:00:07,206
监督
Unsupervised
1339
01:00:07,248 --> 01:00:09,125
我要通过屏幕抓取您的搜索历史记录
I'm gonna screen grab your search history
1340
01:00:09,167 --> 01:00:10,668
并发送给您的母亲
and send it to your mother
1341
01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:12,086
这是一个保证
That's a guarantee
1342
01:00:15,214 --> 01:00:16,841
嘿 嘿
Hey. Hey
1343
01:00:16,883 --> 01:00:18,509
你好吗？很高兴见到你
How are you? Good to see you
1344
01:00:20,136 --> 01:00:22,263
杀死音乐！
Kill the music!
1345
01:00:22,305 --> 01:00:24,682
一二三四
A one two three four
1346
01:00:24,724 --> 01:00:25,892
击中它
Hit it
1347
01:00:25,933 --> 01:00:28,603
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1348
01:00:28,644 --> 01:00:30,897
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes...
1349
01:00:30,938 --> 01:00:32,190
你在干什么？
What are you doing?
1350
01:00:32,231 --> 01:00:33,983
你知道孩子们为流行歌星开放
You know kids opening for pop stars
1351
01:00:34,025 --> 01:00:35,443
这些天很大
is very big these days
1352
01:00:35,485 --> 01:00:36,736
{\an4}I've never seen forever...
1353
01:00:36,778 --> 01:00:39,322
欢乐俱乐部是什么时候学会⌈嫁给我⌋的？
When did the glee club learn Marry Me?
1354
01:00:39,364 --> 01:00:41,657
当查理·吉尔伯特成为查理·瓦尔迪兹时
When Charlie Gilbert became Charlie Valdez
1355
01:00:41,699 --> 01:00:44,035
我饿了 皮茨先生 继续唱歌！
I'm hungry Mr. Pitts. Keep singing!
1356
01:00:44,077 --> 01:00:45,370
你是一个灵感皮茨
You're an inspiration Pitts
1357
01:00:45,411 --> 01:00:46,746
回到你吉尔伯特
Right back at you Gilbert
1358
01:00:46,788 --> 01:00:48,748
哦 我的天 他们太可爱了
Oh my God they are so adorable
1359
01:00:48,790 --> 01:00:49,916
呃 谢谢
Uh... Thank you
1360
01:00:49,957 --> 01:00:51,584
如果可以的话
If you could
1361
01:00:52,835 --> 01:00:55,296
嗯 是的 好吧
Um yeah okay
1362
01:00:55,338 --> 01:00:58,174
致乔纳森·格雷戈里·皮茨
To Jonathan Gregory Pitts
1363
01:00:58,216 --> 01:01:00,927
歌曲的建筑师
a fellow architect of song
1364
01:01:00,968 --> 01:01:03,846
好吧 让她呼吸一下
Okay let her breathe just a little bit
1365
01:01:03,888 --> 01:01:05,390
加油
Come on
1366
01:01:05,431 --> 01:01:07,225
♪ 环环 ♪ ♪ 环 环 环 ♪
♪ Ring ring ring ♪ ♪ Ring ring ♪
1367
01:01:07,266 --> 01:01:08,184
{\an4}Church bells let
'em ring ring ring...
1368
01:01:08,226 --> 01:01:09,310
爱与光
Love and light
1369
01:01:09,352 --> 01:01:10,853
爱与光 好 切！
Love and light. Okay. Cut!
1370
01:01:10,895 --> 01:01:12,563
♪ 今晚今晚 ♪ 把音乐带回来！
♪ Tonight tonight. ♪ Bring the music back!
1371
01:01:12,605 --> 01:01:15,692
{\an4}Keep me satisfied...
1372
01:01:18,236 --> 01:01:21,197
那么我们有工作吗？
So do we have a job?
1373
01:01:21,239 --> 01:01:22,949
我们有责任吗？我们该怎么办？
Do we have duties? What do we do?
1374
01:01:22,990 --> 01:01:24,701
是的 我们有 我们必须监控
Yes we do. We got to monitor
1375
01:01:24,742 --> 01:01:27,078
我们必须指导 我们必须鼓励
We got to guide. We got to encourage
1376
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,871
好 我们可能不得不劝阻
Okay. We might have to discourage
1377
01:01:28,913 --> 01:01:31,499
我们可能不得不分开
We might have to separate
1378
01:01:31,541 --> 01:01:34,377
也许以后...嗯？跳舞？
And maybe later... mm dance?
1379
01:01:34,419 --> 01:01:36,379
我不认为你想看到这一点
I don't think you want to see that
1380
01:01:36,421 --> 01:01:38,840
哦 我愿意 我确实希望看到
Oh I do. I do want to see that
1381
01:01:38,881 --> 01:01:40,675
你看到我的胸花了吗？
Did you see my corsage?
1382
01:01:40,717 --> 01:01:42,885
我做了
I did
1383
01:01:48,683 --> 01:01:50,268
嘿！
Hey!
1384
01:01:53,479 --> 01:01:54,981
哦 是的 我想做一个
Oh yeah I want to do one
1385
01:01:55,023 --> 01:01:56,065
准备？是的
Ready? Yep
1386
01:01:56,107 --> 01:01:57,358
好
Okay
1387
01:02:02,822 --> 01:02:04,032
持有此
Hold this
1388
01:02:04,073 --> 01:02:05,992
你在干什么？
What are you doing?
1389
01:02:06,034 --> 01:02:07,326
私人
A private
1390
01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,667
大家好
Hey everybody
1391
01:02:16,627 --> 01:02:18,755
这是我的第一个半正式
This is my first semiformal
1392
01:02:18,796 --> 01:02:20,673
和呃
and uh
1393
01:02:20,715 --> 01:02:23,176
我只想感谢你们让我崩溃
I just want to thank you guys for letting me crash
1394
01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:24,594
我们爱你凯特！
We love you Kat!
1395
01:02:24,635 --> 01:02:26,345
谢谢帕克
Thank you Parker
1396
01:02:26,387 --> 01:02:28,264
也爱你
Love you too
1397
01:02:28,306 --> 01:02:30,558
呃 你们介意我做一首歌吗？
Uh you guys mind if I do a song?
1398
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,603
哦 我的天 哦 我的天
Oh my God. Oh my God
1399
01:02:33,644 --> 01:02:36,439
我实际上在我和你差不多大的时候写了这首歌
I actually wrote this song when I was about your age
1400
01:02:36,481 --> 01:02:38,316
这是我的第一张专辑
It was on my very first album
1401
01:02:38,358 --> 01:02:39,984
它被称为爱情之后
It's called After Love
1402
01:02:40,026 --> 01:02:41,277
你们可能不知道
You guys may not know it
1403
01:02:41,319 --> 01:02:43,446
我愿意！哦 你想来吗
I do! Oh. Do you want to come
1404
01:02:43,488 --> 01:02:46,366
在这里和我一起做吗？
up here and do it with me?
1405
01:02:46,407 --> 01:02:48,284
你玩吗？是的
You play? Y Yeah
1406
01:02:48,326 --> 01:02:49,786
让我们来做吧
Let's do it
1407
01:02:53,998 --> 01:02:58,086
为了歌曲的建筑师皮茨先生放弃它
Give it up for a fellow architect of song Mr. Pitts
1408
01:03:00,004 --> 01:03:02,215
皮兹！皮茨先生！
Pitts! Mr. Pitts!
1409
01:03:04,258 --> 01:03:05,551
准备？
Ready?
1410
01:03:06,427 --> 01:03:07,845
三四
Three four
1411
01:03:07,887 --> 01:03:09,180
{\an4}Long nights in your car
1412
01:03:09,222 --> 01:03:11,474
{\an4}Mornings in your arms
1413
01:03:11,516 --> 01:03:13,518
{\an4}From five hour calls
1414
01:03:13,559 --> 01:03:15,728
{\an4}To nothing at all
1415
01:03:15,770 --> 01:03:18,106
{\an4}I guess I missed the signs
1416
01:03:18,147 --> 01:03:20,441
{\an4}The writing on the wall ooh
1417
01:03:20,483 --> 01:03:23,319
{\an4}Don't know where
it all went wrong
1418
01:03:23,361 --> 01:03:28,199
{\an4}But if this is
how it's got to be
1419
01:03:28,241 --> 01:03:33,204
{\an4}I need someone to tell
me tell me tell me tell me
1420
01:03:33,246 --> 01:03:35,665
{\an4}What comes after love?
1421
01:03:35,707 --> 01:03:39,836
{\an4}I want to know there's
something for me after us
1422
01:03:39,877 --> 01:03:44,006
{\an4}I don't think my heart
was made to break this much
1423
01:03:44,048 --> 01:03:48,386
{\an4}Tell me there's a
happy ever after love
1424
01:03:48,428 --> 01:03:53,433
{\an4}Tell me there's a
happy ever after us
1425
01:03:54,642 --> 01:03:57,186
{\an4}I believe I believe
1426
01:03:57,228 --> 01:03:58,980
{\an4}I believe in love
1427
01:03:59,022 --> 01:04:03,067
{\an4}Even if even if it
wasn't meant for us
1428
01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:07,697
{\an4}I believe I believe
I believe in love
1429
01:04:07,739 --> 01:04:09,574
{\an4}I just need someone to tell me
1430
01:04:09,615 --> 01:04:11,284
{\an4}Tell me tell me tell me
1431
01:04:11,325 --> 01:04:13,911
{\an4}What comes after love?
1432
01:04:13,953 --> 01:04:18,249
{\an4}I want to know there's
something for me after us
1433
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:22,503
{\an4}I don't think my heart
was made to break this much
1434
01:04:22,545 --> 01:04:26,799
{\an4}Tell me there's a
happy ever after love
1435
01:04:26,841 --> 01:04:31,429
{\an4}Tell me there's a
happy ever after us.
1436
01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:46,319
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
1437
01:04:46,361 --> 01:04:49,030
非常感谢你们！
Thank you guys so much!
1438
01:04:49,072 --> 01:04:52,033
嗯 这是我最喜欢的新歌
Well that is my new favorite song
1439
01:04:54,077 --> 01:04:57,080
你以前最喜欢的歌是什么？
What was your old favorite song?
1440
01:04:57,121 --> 01:04:58,706
嗯......我不知道
Um... I don't know
1441
01:04:58,748 --> 01:05:02,293
这可能有点太前卫了 你无法处理
this might be a little too edgy for you to handle
1442
01:05:02,335 --> 01:05:05,380
但是当我妈妈生病时 我们看了很多音乐剧
but when my mom was sick we watched a lot of musicals
1443
01:05:05,421 --> 01:05:07,382
她最喜欢的是卡米洛特
and her favorite was Camelot
1444
01:05:07,423 --> 01:05:08,716
毫米
Mm
1445
01:05:08,758 --> 01:05:10,259
你知道这就像⌈权力的游戏⌋
You know it was like Game of Thrones
1446
01:05:10,301 --> 01:05:12,345
但减少裸体和谋杀
but less nudity and murder
1447
01:05:12,387 --> 01:05:16,057
更多音乐和天鹅绒
More music and velvet
1448
01:05:16,099 --> 01:05:17,600
但无论如何 当兰斯洛特
But anyway when Lancelot
1449
01:05:17,642 --> 01:05:19,602
想告诉盖尼维尔他的感受
wants to tell Guenevere how he feels
1450
01:05:19,644 --> 01:05:22,105
而不是说我想和你在一起
instead of saying I want to be with you
1451
01:05:22,146 --> 01:05:25,692
他说我们要分手了 这是不可避免的
he says We're gonna split up. It's inevitable
1452
01:05:25,733 --> 01:05:27,527
这有点令人沮丧
That's a little depressing
1453
01:05:27,568 --> 01:05:29,362
不 当你听到它
No not when you hear it
1454
01:05:29,404 --> 01:05:33,199
如果我离开你 那就不会在夏天了
If ever I were to leave you it wouldn't be in summer
1455
01:05:33,241 --> 01:05:38,413
{\an4}If ever I would leave you
1456
01:05:38,454 --> 01:05:41,916
{\an4}It wouldn't be in summer
1457
01:05:41,958 --> 01:05:45,795
{\an4}Seeing you in summer
I never would go
1458
01:05:45,837 --> 01:05:47,922
这很好 是的
It's nice. Yeah
1459
01:05:49,006 --> 01:05:53,219
{\an4}Your hair streaked with sunlight
1460
01:05:53,261 --> 01:05:54,971
{\an4}Your lips red as flame...
1461
01:05:55,012 --> 01:05:57,557
和我一起跳舞 不 我不跳舞
Dance with me. No I don't dance
1462
01:05:57,598 --> 01:05:59,976
加油 和我一起跳舞
Come on. Dance with me
1463
01:06:02,145 --> 01:06:03,896
只是一点点
Just a little bit
1464
01:06:06,065 --> 01:06:08,651
我们开始吧
There we go
1465
01:06:08,693 --> 01:06:12,655
{\an4}How could it be in autumn?
1466
01:06:12,697 --> 01:06:14,782
{\an4}How I'd leave in autumn
1467
01:06:14,824 --> 01:06:19,162
{\an4}I never would know...
1468
01:06:19,203 --> 01:06:22,331
我们不应该听巴里·怀特或德雷克的话吗？
Shouldn't we be listening to Barry White or Drake
1469
01:06:22,373 --> 01:06:24,834
...或者你听的任何东西
...or whatever it is you listen to
1470
01:06:24,876 --> 01:06:26,836
当你即将知道的时候
when you're about to you know
1471
01:06:26,878 --> 01:06:28,755
为了什么？
To what?
1472
01:06:29,547 --> 01:06:31,632
井
Well
1473
01:06:32,425 --> 01:06:33,885
好吧 我不想假设
Well I don't want to presume
1474
01:06:33,926 --> 01:06:36,596
我即将度过我生命中最美好的夜晚
that I'm about to have the best night of my life
1475
01:06:36,637 --> 01:06:40,933
但如果我是 我不想对罗伯特·古莱特这样做
but if I am I don't want to do it to Robert Goulet
1476
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:44,395
我喜欢
I like it
1477
01:06:44,437 --> 01:06:45,646
是吗？
You do?
1478
01:06:45,688 --> 01:06:48,232
{\an4}When you catch the fire's glow
1479
01:06:48,274 --> 01:06:50,068
好多
A lot
1480
01:06:51,277 --> 01:06:55,865
{\an4}If ever I would leave you
1481
01:06:55,907 --> 01:06:59,869
{\an4}How could it be in springtime
1482
01:06:59,911 --> 01:07:01,871
{\an4}Knowing how in spring
1483
01:07:01,913 --> 01:07:07,335
{\an4}I'm bewitched by you so?
1484
01:07:07,377 --> 01:07:11,339
{\an4}Oh no not in springtime...
1485
01:07:11,381 --> 01:07:13,925
这很聪明吗？
Is this smart?
1486
01:07:14,926 --> 01:07:18,346
我想我们在六周前就离开了聪明人
I think we left smart six weeks ago
1487
01:07:58,302 --> 01:08:01,597
上午 上午
Morning. Morning
1488
01:08:03,182 --> 01:08:05,601
感谢神 你在这里
Thank God you're here
1489
01:08:05,643 --> 01:08:09,147
因为我确实只有一分钟的时间：
'Cause I did have just a minute of:
1490
01:08:09,188 --> 01:08:12,150
她走了吗？她离开了吗？
Is she gone? Did she leave?
1491
01:08:12,191 --> 01:08:14,861
我就像神一样
I was like God just
1492
01:08:14,902 --> 01:08:17,447
我知道你们摇滚明星行动迅速
I know you rock stars move fast
1493
01:08:17,488 --> 01:08:20,199
去下一个小镇就像只是爱
on to the next town like just love
1494
01:08:20,241 --> 01:08:23,286
天啊 这里拿来
Oh God. Here take it
1495
01:08:23,327 --> 01:08:24,454
嘿
Hey
1496
01:08:24,495 --> 01:08:25,872
嘿 昨晚怎么样？
Hey how was last night?
1497
01:08:25,913 --> 01:08:28,541
了不起 等 你在哪里？
Amazing. Wait. Where are you?
1498
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:30,793
你和呃...是的 查理
Are you with uh... Yeah. Charlie
1499
01:08:30,835 --> 01:08:33,129
还？还
Still? Still
1500
01:08:35,339 --> 01:08:36,799
查理 还
Charlie. Still
1501
01:08:36,841 --> 01:08:38,926
让我们把它移到星期二
Let's just move that to Tuesday
1502
01:08:38,968 --> 01:08:40,303
但他们在期待你
But they're expecting you
1503
01:08:40,344 --> 01:08:42,472
不好意思 只要告诉他们不
Sorry. Just tell 'em no
1504
01:08:42,513 --> 01:08:44,182
好 好
Okay. Okay
1505
01:08:44,223 --> 01:08:45,892
我稍后会给你打电话
I'll call you later
1506
01:08:45,933 --> 01:08:48,895
我听说你刚刚为我重新安排了你的一天吗？
Did I hear you just rearranging your day for me?
1507
01:08:49,896 --> 01:08:51,272
或
Maybe
1508
01:08:51,314 --> 01:08:52,690
不客气
And you're welcome
1509
01:08:52,732 --> 01:08:55,318
谢谢
Thank you
1510
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:56,652
你和妈？
You and your mom?
1511
01:08:56,694 --> 01:08:58,321
是的 在康尼岛
Yeah at Coney Island
1512
01:08:58,363 --> 01:08:59,822
奇迹之轮
The Wonder Wheel
1513
01:08:59,864 --> 01:09:01,699
好吧 我们实际上称之为许愿轮
Well we actually called it the wishing wheel
1514
01:09:01,741 --> 01:09:03,451
是的 我们喜欢去那里
Yeah. We loved going out there
1515
01:09:03,493 --> 01:09:05,787
虽然上次我带她出去了
Although the last time that I took her out there
1516
01:09:05,828 --> 01:09:07,330
它被关闭了 因为它是冬天
it was closed 'cause it was winter
1517
01:09:07,372 --> 01:09:09,374
就像她去世前一样
It was like right before she passed away
1518
01:09:09,415 --> 01:09:11,250
哦 对不起 不 不
Oh I'm sorry. No no
1519
01:09:11,292 --> 01:09:13,503
没关系 我喜欢谈论她
It It's okay. I like talking about her
1520
01:09:13,544 --> 01:09:18,216
它发生在不久前 当时娄像五岁 但
It happened a while ago when Lou was like five but
1521
01:09:18,257 --> 01:09:22,929
他们肯定要一起度过一些美好的时光
they definitely got to spend some good times together
1522
01:09:22,970 --> 01:09:26,349
我在娄身上看到的她太多真是太疯狂了
And it's crazy how much of her I see in Lou
1523
01:09:26,391 --> 01:09:28,226
你认为她会喜欢我吗？
You think she would've liked me?
1524
01:09:28,267 --> 01:09:29,227
不
No
1525
01:09:29,268 --> 01:09:30,269
什么？
What?
1526
01:09:30,311 --> 01:09:32,021
是的 她会爱你的
Yes she would've loved you
1527
01:09:32,063 --> 01:09:33,648
她会认为你很棒
She would've thought you were amazing
1528
01:09:33,690 --> 01:09:36,067
我的意思是她可能会质疑一些事情
I mean she might have questioned a few things
1529
01:09:36,109 --> 01:09:37,985
她非常
She was very
1530
01:09:38,027 --> 01:09:39,779
嗯 她非常自给自足
Well she was very self sufficient
1531
01:09:39,821 --> 01:09:41,656
好吧 我就像最自给自足的人
Well I'm like the most self sufficient
1532
01:09:41,698 --> 01:09:43,241
地球上的人
person on the planet
1533
01:09:43,282 --> 01:09:45,576
我的意思是我在一天内做的事情比...不 我知道
I mean I do more things in one day than... No I know
1534
01:09:45,618 --> 01:09:47,537
我知道你有 我不是说
I know you do. I'm not saying that
1535
01:09:47,578 --> 01:09:48,746
我是说你有很多人
I'm saying you have a lot of people
1536
01:09:48,788 --> 01:09:50,039
你知道处理事情的方式
you know kind of handling things
1537
01:09:50,081 --> 01:09:51,916
获得帮助没有错
There's nothing wrong with having help
1538
01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:53,459
我的意思是这并不意味着我无助
I mean it doesn't mean I'm helpless
1539
01:09:53,501 --> 01:09:55,586
这只是意味着我的盘子里有很多东西
It just means that I have a lot of things on my plate
1540
01:09:55,628 --> 01:09:58,589
我知道 但你可能不需要那么多人帮助你
I know but you might not need as many people helping you
1541
01:09:58,631 --> 01:10:00,299
正如您认为的那样
as you think you do
1542
01:10:00,341 --> 01:10:02,635
那你说什么？
So what are you saying?
1543
01:10:02,677 --> 01:10:05,388
你想让我尝试独处吗？
You want me to try being alone?
1544
01:10:05,430 --> 01:10:06,931
因为我现在可以一个人去
Because I could go be alone right now
1545
01:10:06,973 --> 01:10:08,558
不不 让我们说清楚
No no uh let's be clear
1546
01:10:08,599 --> 01:10:11,686
孤独意味着没有帮助 没有我 孤独
Alone means without help not alone without me
1547
01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:13,855
等
Wait
1548
01:10:13,896 --> 01:10:15,815
这是一个挑战吗？
Is this a challenge?
1549
01:10:15,857 --> 01:10:17,233
现在你明白了
Now you get it
1550
01:10:17,275 --> 01:10:19,027
你在挑战我什么？是的 哦 是的
What are you challenging me? Yeah. Oh yeah
1551
01:10:19,068 --> 01:10:21,988
是的 但让我们把它变成一个真正的挑战好吗？
Yeah but let's make it a real challenge okay?
1552
01:10:22,030 --> 01:10:24,032
好 这意味着没有门卫
Okay. That means without doormen
1553
01:10:24,073 --> 01:10:26,117
没有是的梅丽莎 好
Without yes Melissa. Fine
1554
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:27,326
没有厨师
Without cooks
1555
01:10:27,368 --> 01:10:29,537
没有清洁剂 没有延长发剂
without cleaners without hair extenders
1556
01:10:29,579 --> 01:10:31,372
是的 这很严重
Yeah this is serious
1557
01:10:31,414 --> 01:10:33,082
无需活体喂养
Without live feeding
1558
01:10:33,124 --> 01:10:35,209
无需不断的拍摄更新
Without constant filming updates
1559
01:10:35,251 --> 01:10:37,754
没有那些小东西 逝
Without all that little stuff. Gone
1560
01:10:37,795 --> 01:10:39,839
好 我能做到
Okay. I can do that
1561
01:10:39,881 --> 01:10:41,883
好 你要做什么？
Okay. What are you gonna do?
1562
01:10:41,924 --> 01:10:43,843
钥匙我...你知道我会在那里
Me? I'm... You know I'm gonna be there
1563
01:10:43,885 --> 01:10:45,219
我要监视
I'm gonna monitor
1564
01:10:45,261 --> 01:10:46,262
毫米
Mm
1565
01:10:46,304 --> 01:10:47,722
不错的尝试伙伴
Nice try buddy
1566
01:10:47,764 --> 01:10:49,307
好 什么？
Okay. What?
1567
01:10:50,641 --> 01:10:52,602
你将进入社交媒体
You're gonna get on social media
1568
01:10:52,643 --> 01:10:53,895
不 是的
No. Yes
1569
01:10:53,936 --> 01:10:55,438
来吧...这是关于你的
Come on that's... This is about you
1570
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,939
你要去社交媒体
You're gonna go on social media
1571
01:10:56,981 --> 01:10:59,984
你将拥有Snapchat Instagram和TikTok
You're gonna have Snapchat and Instagram and TikTok
1572
01:11:00,026 --> 01:11:02,111
你要跳舞！是的！这是关于你的
You're gonna do a dance! Yes! This is about you
1573
01:11:02,153 --> 01:11:03,446
不要翻转它 不听
Don't flip it. No listen
1574
01:11:03,488 --> 01:11:04,781
你为什么这么有判断力？
Why are you so judgmental?
1575
01:11:04,822 --> 01:11:06,115
太疯狂了
It's so crazy
1576
01:11:06,157 --> 01:11:08,868
不用看 这将是一件好事
No look this is gonna be a great thing
1577
01:11:08,910 --> 01:11:11,287
对于作为老师的您来说 这是一个了不起的平台
It's an amazing platform for you as a teacher
1578
01:11:11,329 --> 01:11:12,705
认真地
Seriously
1579
01:11:12,747 --> 01:11:15,291
如果你不这样做 我就没有这样做
If you don't do it I'm not doing it
1580
01:11:16,334 --> 01:11:17,919
好
Okay
1581
01:11:19,587 --> 01:11:23,257
所以这是你的小度假？
So this is your little getaway?
1582
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,219
不 它已锁定
Nope. It's locked
1583
01:11:34,352 --> 01:11:36,187
下面什么都没有？
Nothing under there?
1584
01:11:36,229 --> 01:11:38,272
唉 当当当
Gosh. Dang it
1585
01:11:38,314 --> 01:11:39,941
杰夫你能
Jeff can you
1586
01:11:39,982 --> 01:11:41,484
不不 这是作弊
No no th that's cheating
1587
01:11:41,526 --> 01:11:43,986
加油 你要做什么？
Come on. What are you gonna do?
1588
01:11:44,028 --> 01:11:45,238
你有一个小问题
You got a little problem
1589
01:11:45,279 --> 01:11:46,656
有时你不得不让步
Sometimes you just got to concede
1590
01:11:46,698 --> 01:11:47,907
没关系
It's okay
1591
01:11:58,668 --> 01:12:01,337
你真的很想赢
You really like to win
1592
01:12:01,379 --> 01:12:03,840
是的！
Yes!
1593
01:12:04,716 --> 01:12:06,926
来？
Coming?
1594
01:12:10,138 --> 01:12:13,141
很抱歉我找不到酒杯
I'm sorry I couldn't find the wine glasses
1595
01:12:13,182 --> 01:12:15,268
它更好
It's better
1596
01:12:17,729 --> 01:12:19,689
客厅
Living room
1597
01:12:21,733 --> 01:12:22,734
呃这个
Ugh this
1598
01:12:22,775 --> 01:12:24,193
呃不 声音
Uh no. Sound
1599
01:12:25,486 --> 01:12:27,697
哦 我的天
Oh my God
1600
01:12:27,739 --> 01:12:31,075
天呐！这是谁的房子？
Jesus! Whose house is this?
1601
01:12:31,117 --> 01:12:32,577
嗯 这实际上可能很好
Well that actually could be nice
1602
01:12:32,618 --> 01:12:34,912
抵消破碎的窗户吹来的微风
to offset the breeze from the broken window
1603
01:12:34,954 --> 01:12:36,789
我们可以制作羊肚菌 我喜欢 羊肚菌
We can make s'mores. I like s'mores
1604
01:12:36,831 --> 01:12:38,166
我也是 是的
Me too. Yeah
1605
01:12:38,207 --> 01:12:41,085
{\an4}What comes after love...
1606
01:12:41,127 --> 01:12:45,173
我要自己给我们做这些冰沙
I am going to make us these smoothies all by myself
1607
01:12:45,214 --> 01:12:48,634
{\an4}I don't think my heart
was made to break this much
1608
01:12:48,676 --> 01:12:52,180
{\an4}Tell me there's a
happy ever after us...
1609
01:12:54,015 --> 01:12:56,059
我想你可能已经忘记了这一点
I think you may have forgotten this
1610
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:57,977
天呐 他有一个45分钟的帐户
Jesus he's had an account for 45 minutes
1611
01:12:58,019 --> 01:13:00,188
他已经有五十万粉丝
and he already has half a million followers
1612
01:13:00,229 --> 01:13:01,272
哦 我的天 看 五十万？
Oh my God. Look. Half a million?
1613
01:13:01,314 --> 01:13:02,607
现在你需要自己的网页
Now you need your own web page
1614
01:13:02,648 --> 01:13:05,568
已在 wix.com 上创建
Already created it on Wix.com
1615
01:13:05,610 --> 01:13:07,028
数字涅瓦谎言
Numbers Neva Lie
1616
01:13:07,070 --> 01:13:08,654
哦 太完美了 这是个好主意
Oh that's perfect. That is a good one
1617
01:13:08,696 --> 01:13:11,074
我喜欢这一点 你喜欢吗？是的 是的 我喜欢它
I love that. Do you love that? Yeah yeah I do like it
1618
01:13:11,115 --> 01:13:13,326
那么 您希望标题是G先生吗？
So what do you want your caption to be Mr. G?
1619
01:13:14,786 --> 01:13:17,080
如果您坐在问题中
If you sit in the question
1620
01:13:17,121 --> 01:13:19,499
答案会找到你
the answer will find you
1621
01:13:26,255 --> 01:13:28,758
对不起 我在Instagram上查看了这个人
Sorry I was checking out this guy on Instagram
1622
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,301
哦 我应该嫉妒吗？
Oh. Should I be jealous?
1623
01:13:30,343 --> 01:13:33,304
他听起来很有趣 很帅
He sounds very interesting and handsome
1624
01:13:33,346 --> 01:13:35,723
只是发布所有这些数学的东西
Just posting about all this math stuff
1625
01:13:35,765 --> 01:13:37,100
哦 其中之一
Oh one of those
1626
01:13:37,141 --> 01:13:39,310
给你带了个苹果
Brought you an apple
1627
01:13:45,983 --> 01:13:48,486
生日快乐第一部分
Happy birthday part one
1628
01:13:49,487 --> 01:13:51,114
哦 谢谢
Oh. Thank you
1629
01:13:51,155 --> 01:13:52,490
是的 在我上一个生日
Yeah on my last birthday
1630
01:13:52,532 --> 01:13:54,492
我在波科诺斯参加一个数学会议
I was at a math conference in the Poconos
1631
01:13:54,534 --> 01:13:55,785
哦！
Oh!
1632
01:13:55,827 --> 01:13:57,620
我有很多东西要辜负 是的
I have a lot to live up to. Yes
1633
01:13:57,662 --> 01:13:59,163
打开！好
Open it! Okay
1634
01:14:03,543 --> 01:14:07,547
像手帕或
Like a handkerchief or
1635
01:14:07,588 --> 01:14:09,215
转身
Turn around
1636
01:14:09,257 --> 01:14:11,926
哦 这是一个眼罩
Oh it's a blindfold
1637
01:14:11,968 --> 01:14:14,095
哦
Oh
1638
01:14:14,137 --> 01:14:15,930
我有点吃惊
I'm a little taken aback
1639
01:14:15,972 --> 01:14:18,975
我不知道这是你的事
I uh didn't know this was your thing
1640
01:14:19,017 --> 01:14:22,979
但无论你是什么...到 嘘
but whatever you're... into. Shh
1641
01:14:23,021 --> 01:14:24,814
好吧 直接前进 好
Okay straight ahead. Okay
1642
01:14:24,856 --> 01:14:26,399
我不得不说我越来越兴奋
I got to say I'm getting excited
1643
01:14:26,441 --> 01:14:27,775
你应该是 好
You should be. Okay
1644
01:14:27,817 --> 01:14:28,985
等待转身
Wait turn around
1645
01:14:29,027 --> 01:14:30,695
这不是皮纳塔
It's not a piñata
1646
01:14:30,737 --> 01:14:32,071
或 好
Maybe. Okay
1647
01:14:32,113 --> 01:14:33,406
就是这样
That's it right there
1648
01:14:33,448 --> 01:14:35,283
这就是我需要你的地方 是的 哦 是的
That's where I need you. Yeah. Oh yeah
1649
01:14:35,324 --> 01:14:37,535
准备好了吗？好
You ready? Okay
1650
01:14:48,629 --> 01:14:49,964
生日快乐
Happy birthday
1651
01:14:50,006 --> 01:14:51,507
不
No
1652
01:14:51,549 --> 01:14:53,634
如何？
How?
1653
01:14:53,676 --> 01:14:56,012
我认识一个认识一个男人的人
I know a guy who knows a guy
1654
01:14:57,722 --> 01:15:00,099
加油
Come on
1655
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,229
好了 我们就在许愿轮上
Okay so we're on the wishing wheel
1656
01:15:05,271 --> 01:15:07,899
是的 继续
Yes. Go ahead
1657
01:15:11,569 --> 01:15:13,029
凯完成了
'Kay done
1658
01:15:13,071 --> 01:15:15,073
该你了 许愿
Your turn. Make a wish
1659
01:15:16,074 --> 01:15:18,034
我已经明白了
I already got it
1660
01:15:32,256 --> 01:15:34,217
{\an4}Since you came around
1661
01:15:34,258 --> 01:15:36,010
{\an4}You're testing my faith
1662
01:15:36,052 --> 01:15:37,595
{\an4}I'm praying out loud
1663
01:15:37,637 --> 01:15:38,721
是的
Yeah
1664
01:15:38,763 --> 01:15:40,848
{\an4}I feel it in my chest...
1665
01:15:40,890 --> 01:15:42,809
21!是的！
21! Yes!
1666
01:15:42,850 --> 01:15:43,893
是的！
Yeah!
1667
01:15:43,935 --> 01:15:45,144
是的！嘿
Yeah! Hey
1668
01:15:45,186 --> 01:15:46,729
加油 好 抱歉抱歉
Come on. Okay. Sorry sorry
1669
01:15:46,771 --> 01:15:48,147
美好的一天 你们
Great day you guys
1670
01:15:48,189 --> 01:15:50,233
我们完成了 拿起你的东西
We are finished. Grab your stuff
1671
01:15:50,274 --> 01:15:52,235
我准备好了
I'm ready
1672
01:15:52,276 --> 01:15:53,903
你是 你会变得很棒
You are. You're gonna be great
1673
01:15:53,945 --> 01:15:55,780
哟 那是巴斯蒂安吗？了不起 谢谢
Yo is that Bastian? Amazing. Thanks
1674
01:15:55,822 --> 01:15:57,907
唷 孩子们怎么了？哦 我的天 巴斯蒂安！
Yo. What's up kids? Oh my God Bastian!
1675
01:15:59,117 --> 01:16:00,201
等等 这是怎么回事？
Wait what's going on?
1676
01:16:00,243 --> 01:16:01,911
他坚持要来
He insisted on coming
1677
01:16:01,953 --> 01:16:04,497
嘿 现在来吧 你的父母在外面等你
Hey come on now. Your parents are waiting for you outside
1678
01:16:04,539 --> 01:16:06,499
好 再见吧 伙计们 见你 再见
Okay. See you later guys. See you. Bye
1679
01:16:06,541 --> 01:16:08,084
我试图给你一个提醒
I tried to give you a heads up
1680
01:16:08,126 --> 01:16:09,419
但有人没有接听她的电话
but somebody wasn't answering her phone
1681
01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:10,920
不 不 学校没有电话
No no. There are no phones at school
1682
01:16:10,962 --> 01:16:12,630
你们在这里做什么？您已获得提名
What are you guys doing here? You got nominated
1683
01:16:12,672 --> 01:16:16,300
格莱美最佳流行歌手
for Best Pop Vocal Performance at the Grammys
1684
01:16:16,342 --> 01:16:17,427
什么？！
What?!
1685
01:16:17,468 --> 01:16:18,761
跟我结婚
Marry Me
1686
01:16:18,803 --> 01:16:21,097
是的 哦 我的天！我们获得了提名！
Yeah. Oh my God! We got nominated!
1687
01:16:21,139 --> 01:16:23,099
你能相信吗？祝贺
Can you believe it? Congratulations
1688
01:16:23,141 --> 01:16:24,225
哦 我的天 是的！祝贺
Oh my God yes! Congratulations
1689
01:16:24,267 --> 01:16:26,769
是的 哦 我的天 哇
Yes. Oh my God. Wow
1690
01:16:26,811 --> 01:16:28,062
真不敢相信
I can't believe this
1691
01:16:28,104 --> 01:16:29,313
这只是时间问题宝贝
It was only a matter of time babe
1692
01:16:29,355 --> 01:16:30,940
哦 我的天 你应该告诉她
Oh my God. You should tell her
1693
01:16:30,982 --> 01:16:32,650
哦 是的 苏乌姆·巴斯蒂安演唱会
Oh yeah. So um Bastian's concert
1694
01:16:32,692 --> 01:16:34,861
周五在麦迪逊广场花园正在流媒体
at Madison Square Garden on Friday is streaming
1695
01:16:34,902 --> 01:16:37,196
跨多个平台 因此有大量的曝光
across multiple platforms so there's loads of exposure
1696
01:16:37,238 --> 01:16:39,157
是的 他认为我们可以
Yeah he thought we could
1697
01:16:39,198 --> 01:16:41,409
给大家一个惊喜 嫁给我
surprise everyone and do Marry Me
1698
01:16:41,451 --> 01:16:43,244
右 现在选票将在下周公布
Right. Now the ballots are out next week
1699
01:16:43,286 --> 01:16:45,955
从那以后 再也没有人见过你们两个在一起了
and nobody's seen you two together since
1700
01:16:45,997 --> 01:16:47,874
嗯 你知道一段时间
well you know a while
1701
01:16:47,915 --> 01:16:49,667
嗯
Um
1702
01:16:49,709 --> 01:16:51,627
你知道我们没有...我们没有
You know we don't... we don't have any
1703
01:16:51,669 --> 01:16:53,921
镇上的舞者 不 不 不
of the dancers in town. No no no
1704
01:16:53,963 --> 01:16:55,423
这是很短的通知 我不
It's short notice. I I don't
1705
01:16:55,465 --> 01:16:57,383
不 但等待 但我们可以做民谣版本
No but wait. But we can do the ballad version
1706
01:16:57,425 --> 01:17:00,720
我们想在仪式后发布的那个
The one that we wanted to release after the ceremony
1707
01:17:03,973 --> 01:17:05,808
我不认识塞巴斯蒂安
I don't know Sebastian
1708
01:17:05,850 --> 01:17:07,185
塞巴斯蒂安？
Sebastian?
1709
01:17:10,938 --> 01:17:12,940
加油 塞巴斯蒂安？
Come on. Sebastian?
1710
01:17:12,982 --> 01:17:14,025
那是他的真名
That's his real name
1711
01:17:14,067 --> 01:17:15,318
看我能只是
Look can I just
1712
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:16,986
我知道这是一点点
I I know this is a little
1713
01:17:17,028 --> 01:17:18,571
我不是想在这里做一件事
I'm not trying to make a thing here
1714
01:17:18,613 --> 01:17:21,032
但这是你要结婚的歌
but this is the song that you were gonna get married to
1715
01:17:21,074 --> 01:17:22,867
这对我来说是巨大的
This is huge for me
1716
01:17:22,909 --> 01:17:24,869
完全 完全
Totally. Totally
1717
01:17:25,661 --> 01:17:27,413
你应该来 我要你来
You should come. I want you to come
1718
01:17:27,455 --> 01:17:29,665
你打算和我们一起去吗？
Are you gonna come with us?
1719
01:17:31,376 --> 01:17:33,086
右 好 我的意思是它是
Right. Okay. I mean it's
1720
01:17:33,127 --> 01:17:34,670
这没什么大不了的
it's not a big deal
1721
01:17:34,712 --> 01:17:37,215
提名是
The nomination is
1722
01:17:38,174 --> 01:17:40,134
所以请不要生气
So please don't be upset
1723
01:17:40,176 --> 01:17:42,011
我只是个混蛋
I I'm just being a jerk
1724
01:17:42,053 --> 01:17:43,513
对不起
And I'm sorry
1725
01:17:43,554 --> 01:17:46,516
我只是想让你记住 颁奖典礼是胡说八道
I just want you to remember award shows are bullshit
1726
01:17:46,557 --> 01:17:49,352
你不需要他们告诉你你有多好
and you don't need them to tell you how good you are
1727
01:17:50,144 --> 01:17:51,729
我知道
I know
1728
01:17:51,771 --> 01:17:53,147
帮我一个忙
Just do me a favor
1729
01:17:53,189 --> 01:17:56,109
不要说塞巴斯蒂安
Don't say Sebastian
1730
01:17:59,070 --> 01:18:01,364
再见宝贝
See you babe
1731
01:18:01,406 --> 01:18:03,074
一会见 嘿
See you soon. Hey
1732
01:18:03,116 --> 01:18:04,450
我们必须安排乐队排练
We got to schedule a band rehearsal
1733
01:18:04,492 --> 01:18:06,494
和衣柜配件 好
and a wardrobe fitting. Okay
1734
01:18:06,536 --> 01:18:07,912
现在？现在是的
Now? Yes now
1735
01:18:07,954 --> 01:18:09,122
是的 好 你很好？
Yes. Okay. You good?
1736
01:18:09,163 --> 01:18:10,832
我很好 是否确定？
I'm good. Are you sure?
1737
01:18:10,873 --> 01:18:12,458
好的 我会给你打电话的
Okay I'll call you
1738
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:15,837
这将是如此令人兴奋！
This is gonna be so exciting!
1739
01:18:25,471 --> 01:18:27,223
嘿
Hey
1740
01:18:28,391 --> 01:18:30,351
你没事吧？是的
You okay? Yeah
1741
01:18:30,393 --> 01:18:32,937
只是保持坦克公司
Just keeping Tank company
1742
01:18:32,979 --> 01:18:35,231
好狗
Good dog
1743
01:18:37,442 --> 01:18:39,986
你害怕她会重新爱上巴斯蒂安
You're afraid she'll fall back in love with Bastian
1744
01:18:40,028 --> 01:18:42,071
甩掉你？
and dump you?
1745
01:18:42,113 --> 01:18:44,741
不
No
1746
01:18:44,782 --> 01:18:46,284
是的
Yeah
1747
01:18:46,325 --> 01:18:48,619
我也会害怕的
I'd be afraid of that too
1748
01:18:56,627 --> 01:18:58,588
谢谢 谢谢
Thank you. Thank you very much
1749
01:18:58,629 --> 01:19:01,090
谢谢 嗯
Thank you. Um
1750
01:19:01,132 --> 01:19:04,135
今晚我有个小惊喜给你
I have a little surprise for you tonight
1751
01:19:05,219 --> 01:19:07,764
有一个女人
There is a woman
1752
01:19:07,805 --> 01:19:10,183
谁是我的心
who's been my heart
1753
01:19:10,224 --> 01:19:12,352
和我最大的灵感
and my biggest inspiration
1754
01:19:23,571 --> 01:19:25,448
她永远是我的家人
She always gonna be my family
1755
01:19:27,325 --> 01:19:29,952
我们总是会有
And we're always gonna have
1756
01:19:29,994 --> 01:19:31,621
跟我结婚
Marry Me
1757
01:19:46,386 --> 01:19:48,262
人群的香蕉
Crowd's going bananas
1758
01:19:48,304 --> 01:19:50,473
我知道
I know
1759
01:19:50,515 --> 01:19:53,309
我不知道我是否会说香蕉 但
I don't know if I'd say bananas but
1760
01:19:57,689 --> 01:20:00,692
{\an4}I've never seen forever
1761
01:20:00,733 --> 01:20:03,861
{\an4}I've never seen
forever in the wild
1762
01:20:03,903 --> 01:20:09,325
{\an4}But now I'm lookin' now
I'm lookin' in its eyes
1763
01:20:09,367 --> 01:20:11,828
{\an4}Baby you're my shelter
1764
01:20:11,869 --> 01:20:15,623
{\an4}Shelter from a broken paradise
1765
01:20:15,665 --> 01:20:21,421
{\an4}I couldn't dream it
any better if I tried
1766
01:20:22,547 --> 01:20:25,007
{\an4}True love gotta ring ring ring
1767
01:20:25,049 --> 01:20:28,094
{\an4}Church bells let
'em ring ring ring
1768
01:20:28,136 --> 01:20:30,722
{\an4}You're the queen I'll
be the king king king
1769
01:20:30,763 --> 01:20:34,100
{\an4}For life for life for love
1770
01:20:34,142 --> 01:20:37,395
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1771
01:20:37,437 --> 01:20:40,314
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1772
01:20:40,356 --> 01:20:42,775
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1773
01:20:42,817 --> 01:20:45,737
{\an4}For the rest the
rest of your life
1774
01:20:45,778 --> 01:20:48,656
{\an4}I'm a fly her off to Vegas
1775
01:20:48,698 --> 01:20:50,908
{\an4}We could tie it up
tonight no patience
1776
01:20:50,950 --> 01:20:54,162
{\an4}Take my last name put
it where your name is
1777
01:20:54,203 --> 01:20:57,248
{\an4}Have they ever seen
a love this famous?
1778
01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:59,876
{\an4}They never no they never
1779
01:20:59,917 --> 01:21:03,046
{\an4}This forever ever ever ever ever
1780
01:21:03,087 --> 01:21:05,798
{\an4}Ain't nobody do it
better better better
1781
01:21:06,883 --> 01:21:08,551
{\an4}Every song we getting better
1782
01:21:08,593 --> 01:21:11,220
{\an4}True love gotta ring ring ring
1783
01:21:11,262 --> 01:21:12,722
{\an4}Ooh we gotta
1784
01:21:12,764 --> 01:21:14,223
{\an4}Church bells let
'em ring ring ring
1785
01:21:14,265 --> 01:21:15,600
{\an4}Ooh they gotta
1786
01:21:15,641 --> 01:21:17,393
{\an4}This queen need a king king king
1787
01:21:17,435 --> 01:21:18,936
{\an4}For life for life for life
1788
01:21:18,978 --> 01:21:20,730
♪ 为了生活♪ ♪是的 ♪
♪ For life ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
1789
01:21:20,772 --> 01:21:22,857
{\an4}True love gotta ring ring ring
1790
01:21:22,899 --> 01:21:24,317
♪ 敲响♪ ♪教堂的钟声 ♪
♪ Ring ring ♪ ♪ Church bells ♪
1791
01:21:24,359 --> 01:21:25,985
{\an4}Let 'em ring ring ring
1792
01:21:26,027 --> 01:21:27,362
{\an4}Ring ring
1793
01:21:27,403 --> 01:21:28,863
{\an4}Angels gonna sing sing sing
1794
01:21:28,905 --> 01:21:31,908
{\an4}Tonight tonight tonight baby
1795
01:21:31,949 --> 01:21:35,411
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1796
01:21:35,453 --> 01:21:38,247
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1797
01:21:38,289 --> 01:21:41,918
{\an4}Marry me marry me
say yes for the rest
1798
01:21:41,959 --> 01:21:44,587
♪ 你的余生♪ ♪嫁给我宝贝 ♪
♪ The rest of your life ♪ ♪ Marry me baby ♪
1799
01:21:44,629 --> 01:21:46,756
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1800
01:21:46,798 --> 01:21:49,801
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1801
01:21:49,842 --> 01:21:52,929
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
1802
01:21:52,970 --> 01:21:55,139
{\an4}For the rest the
rest of your life
1803
01:21:55,181 --> 01:21:57,475
{\an4}Baby
1804
01:22:18,788 --> 01:22:22,500
{\an4}Ma ma ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma marry me
1805
01:22:22,542 --> 01:22:24,585
{\an4}Won't you marry me baby?
1806
01:22:24,627 --> 01:22:27,714
{\an4}Ma ma ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma marry me
1807
01:22:27,755 --> 01:22:30,049
{\an4}I want you in my life so bad
1808
01:22:30,091 --> 01:22:33,928
{\an4}Ma ma ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma marry me
1809
01:22:33,970 --> 01:22:36,139
{\an4}Won't you love me baby?
1810
01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:40,268
{\an4}Ma ma ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma marry me
1811
01:22:40,309 --> 01:22:44,397
{\an4}Ooh
1812
01:22:44,439 --> 01:22:48,651
{\an4}Ah ah ah.
1813
01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:07,378
把你的屁股带到花园
Get your ass to the Garden
1814
01:23:17,055 --> 01:23:18,181
是的！
Yes!
1815
01:23:18,222 --> 01:23:20,141
是的 姿势 我们成功了
Yeah. Pose. We did it
1816
01:23:20,183 --> 01:23:21,893
我们看起来真好！
We look so good!
1817
01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:25,730
你们的化学反应不尽如人意
You guys's chemistry is off the charts
1818
01:23:25,772 --> 01:23:27,273
来吧 伙计们 让我们来做吧
Come on guys. Let's do it
1819
01:23:27,315 --> 01:23:29,067
观众也感受到了
And the audience felt it
1820
01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:47,043
你知道的？是的
You know? Yeah
1821
01:23:47,085 --> 01:23:48,795
嘿 哦 我的天
Hey. Oh my God
1822
01:23:48,836 --> 01:23:51,381
我不知道你会来 嘿
I didn't know you were coming. Hey
1823
01:23:51,422 --> 01:23:53,049
不 我不是 然后我就像
No I wasn't and then I was like
1824
01:23:53,091 --> 01:23:55,051
我要到那里去 然后
I'm gonna get down there and and
1825
01:23:55,093 --> 01:23:56,344
但我没有通行证
but I didn't have a pass
1826
01:23:56,386 --> 01:23:58,137
所以我一开始无法进入 然后幸运的是
so I couldn't get in at first and then luckily
1827
01:23:58,179 --> 01:24:00,223
有人看到我 他们把我带到后台
someone saw me and they brought me backstage
1828
01:24:00,264 --> 01:24:03,142
然后把我带到这里
and then brought me over here
1829
01:24:03,184 --> 01:24:04,435
所以你没看到它？
So you didn't see it?
1830
01:24:04,477 --> 01:24:07,063
不 不 我做了 我做了 是的
No no I did. I did. Yeah
1831
01:24:07,105 --> 01:24:08,898
呃 你喜欢吗？
Uh did you like it?
1832
01:24:08,940 --> 01:24:11,234
我...我觉得这太棒了
I I... I thought it was amazing
1833
01:24:11,275 --> 01:24:13,236
我真的为你感到高兴
I I was really happy for you
1834
01:24:13,277 --> 01:24:14,612
我觉得你很棒
I think you're amazing
1835
01:24:16,114 --> 01:24:18,241
你们能...你知道的 好吧 我们会在这里
Can you guys... You know fine we'll go over here
1836
01:24:18,282 --> 01:24:19,742
哦 是的
Oh yeah
1837
01:24:25,832 --> 01:24:28,292
很棒 它是
It was great. It was
1838
01:24:28,334 --> 01:24:30,336
社交媒体正在爆炸式增长
Social media is exploding
1839
01:24:30,378 --> 01:24:33,423
呃...他们甚至说你们又在一起了
It's uh... They're even saying you guys are back together
1840
01:24:33,464 --> 01:24:36,259
好吧 如果社交媒体说这是真的 那一定是真的
Well if social media says it's true it must be true
1841
01:24:40,763 --> 01:24:42,306
等等 你还好吗？
Wait are you okay?
1842
01:24:42,348 --> 01:24:44,308
是的 不 我很好 我很好 我只是
Yeah no I'm good. I'm good. I'm just
1843
01:24:44,350 --> 01:24:48,604
我在这里看着你 它...一切都解决了
I'm looking at you here and it... it all worked out
1844
01:24:48,646 --> 01:24:51,441
我的意思是甚至没有人记得崩溃
I mean no one even remembers the meltdown
1845
01:24:51,482 --> 01:24:53,526
我知道 这太疯狂了吧？
I know. It's crazy right?
1846
01:24:54,819 --> 01:24:57,030
我真的为你感到高兴
I'm really happy for you
1847
01:24:57,071 --> 01:24:59,240
您应得的
You deserve it
1848
01:24:59,282 --> 01:25:00,575
你真的做到了
You really do
1849
01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:10,334
神啊 他会唱歌
God he can sing
1850
01:25:10,376 --> 01:25:13,755
{\an4}Dame un segundo un
segundo chance...
1851
01:25:13,796 --> 01:25:15,506
第二次机会⌈葡语⌋
Segundochance
1852
01:25:15,548 --> 01:25:18,009
那是什么？第二次机会？
What what is that? Second chances?
1853
01:25:19,302 --> 01:25:21,054
这只是一首歌
It's just a song
1854
01:25:21,095 --> 01:25:22,472
或
Maybe
1855
01:25:22,513 --> 01:25:25,516
也许还有更多的东西
Maybe it's something more
1856
01:25:28,019 --> 01:25:29,312
这是怎么回事？
What's going on?
1857
01:25:29,354 --> 01:25:31,105
看我知道这是一件大事
Look I know this is a big deal
1858
01:25:31,147 --> 01:25:33,399
这就是为什么我想来这里
and that's why I wanted to come down here
1859
01:25:33,441 --> 01:25:35,234
但我不适合
but I don't fit
1860
01:25:35,276 --> 01:25:38,321
我认为这在客观上是相当真实的
And I think that's objectively pretty true
1861
01:25:38,363 --> 01:25:41,199
而且我们不需要公关...那你说什么？
And we don't need to pr... So what are you saying?
1862
01:25:42,784 --> 01:25:44,869
看看我是否对自己诚实
Look if I'm being honest with myself
1863
01:25:44,911 --> 01:25:46,996
我真的...我真的来到这里
I real... I really came down here
1864
01:25:47,038 --> 01:25:49,832
只是说这个...我认为这行不通
just to say that this... I don't think this works
1865
01:25:51,501 --> 01:25:54,212
我可以喝一瓶轩尼诗X.O吗？是的？
Can I have a bottle of Hennessy X.O? Yeah?
1866
01:25:55,046 --> 01:25:57,006
你和我分手了吗？
Are you breaking up with me?
1867
01:25:57,048 --> 01:25:59,509
卡塔琳娜 凯特
Katarina. Kat
1868
01:25:59,550 --> 01:26:01,386
凯特来这里
Kat come here
1869
01:26:01,427 --> 01:26:03,429
过来这里 没关系 去
Come here. It's okay. Go
1870
01:26:03,471 --> 01:26:04,847
去 不
Go. No
1871
01:26:04,889 --> 01:26:06,265
过来这里 你说什么？
Come here. What are you saying?
1872
01:26:06,307 --> 01:26:08,017
告诉我你...嘿 来吧
Tell me what you... Hey come on
1873
01:26:08,059 --> 01:26:09,060
你什么意思？每个人都在给你打电话
What what do you mean? Everybody's calling you
1874
01:26:09,102 --> 01:26:10,478
没什么 稍后再谈
It's nothing. Talk later
1875
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:11,604
去 去 宝贝 来这里
Go. Go. Come here baby
1876
01:26:11,646 --> 01:26:12,814
没事的 继续前进
It's fine. Keep going
1877
01:26:12,855 --> 01:26:14,232
加油 凯特！凯特！凯特！
Come on. Kat! Kat! Kat!
1878
01:26:14,273 --> 01:26:17,110
凯特！凯特！凯特！凯特！凯特！
Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat!
1879
01:26:20,780 --> 01:26:24,200
伙计们举起你的眼镜
Guys raise your glasses
1880
01:26:24,242 --> 01:26:27,912
致今晚使这一切成为可能的女人
to the woman who made all this possible tonight
1881
01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:30,456
致您
To you
1882
01:26:30,498 --> 01:26:32,166
致你 凯特
To you Kat
1883
01:26:32,208 --> 01:26:34,043
萨卢德 盐水
Salud. Salud
1884
01:26:34,085 --> 01:26:35,753
萨卢德·萨卢德
Salud salud
1885
01:26:35,795 --> 01:26:37,880
是的 干杯！
Yes cheers!
1886
01:26:38,965 --> 01:26:41,217
这是给你的凯特！
It's for you Kat!
1887
01:27:07,869 --> 01:27:09,912
{\an4}Always knew you
1888
01:27:09,954 --> 01:27:13,916
{\an4}Even when I didn't know you
1889
01:27:13,958 --> 01:27:18,671
{\an4}Don't make sense but it do
1890
01:27:18,713 --> 01:27:21,966
{\an4}I was on my way to you
1891
01:27:23,176 --> 01:27:27,221
{\an4}Every teardrop fell so heavy
1892
01:27:27,263 --> 01:27:33,102
{\an4}Hurt like hell but
heaven sent me through
1893
01:27:34,479 --> 01:27:37,315
{\an4}I was on my way to you
1894
01:27:42,278 --> 01:27:46,240
{\an4}And every heartbreak
was a yellow brick road
1895
01:27:46,282 --> 01:27:50,036
{\an4}Pointing me straight
just taking me home
1896
01:27:50,078 --> 01:27:51,954
{\an4}I was never lost
1897
01:27:51,996 --> 01:27:55,792
{\an4}I was just passing through
1898
01:27:55,833 --> 01:28:00,171
{\an4}I was on my way to you
1899
01:28:01,339 --> 01:28:04,842
{\an4}Hope was hopeless
faith was running
1900
01:28:04,884 --> 01:28:10,681
{\an4}Didn't notice you
were coming through
1901
01:28:10,723 --> 01:28:14,018
{\an4}You were on your way too
1902
01:28:16,187 --> 01:28:19,982
{\an4}And you don't
believe in meant to be
1903
01:28:20,024 --> 01:28:24,696
{\an4}But somehow you were
meant for me it's true
1904
01:28:26,155 --> 01:28:29,784
{\an4}Yeah you were on your way too
1905
01:28:31,703 --> 01:28:35,915
{\an4}Every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road
1906
01:28:35,957 --> 01:28:39,168
{\an4}Pointing me straight
just taking me home
1907
01:28:39,210 --> 01:28:41,003
{\an4}I was never lost
1908
01:28:41,045 --> 01:28:45,049
{\an4}I was just passing through
1909
01:28:45,091 --> 01:28:48,928
{\an4}I was on my way to you
1910
01:28:48,970 --> 01:28:52,557
{\an4}I was on my way to you
1911
01:28:52,598 --> 01:28:56,769
{\an4}I was on my way to you
1912
01:28:56,811 --> 01:29:01,983
{\an4}I was on my way to you oh
1913
01:29:02,025 --> 01:29:05,737
{\an4}I'm on my way on my way to you
1914
01:29:05,778 --> 01:29:07,572
{\an4}On my way
1915
01:29:07,613 --> 01:29:09,866
{\an4}On my way to you
1916
01:29:09,907 --> 01:29:11,951
{\an4}On my way
1917
01:29:11,993 --> 01:29:16,706
{\an4}On my way to you oh
1918
01:29:16,748 --> 01:29:20,501
{\an4}I'm on my way I'm on my way
1919
01:29:20,543 --> 01:29:22,587
{\an4}On my way
1920
01:29:22,628 --> 01:29:24,505
{\an4}On my way to you
1921
01:29:24,547 --> 01:29:26,507
{\an4}On my way
1922
01:29:26,549 --> 01:29:31,763
{\an4}On my way to you oh
1923
01:29:31,804 --> 01:29:36,059
{\an4}And every heartbreak
was a yellow brick road
1924
01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:39,896
{\an4}Pointing me straight
just taking me home
1925
01:29:39,937 --> 01:29:41,814
{\an4}I was never lost
1926
01:29:41,856 --> 01:29:45,151
{\an4}I was just passing through
1927
01:29:45,193 --> 01:29:47,820
{\an4}On my way to you
1928
01:29:47,862 --> 01:29:49,364
{\an4}On my way
1929
01:29:49,405 --> 01:29:51,699
♪ 在我去找你♪ ♪的路上哦...♪
♪ On my way to you ♪ ♪ Ooh... ♪
1930
01:29:51,741 --> 01:29:54,911
{\an4}On my way on my way to you
1931
01:29:54,952 --> 01:29:56,120
{\an4}On my way
1932
01:29:56,162 --> 01:30:00,416
{\an4}On my way to you
1933
01:30:00,458 --> 01:30:02,043
{\an4}Oh my darling
1934
01:30:02,085 --> 01:30:04,962
{\an4}I'm on my way.
1935
01:30:19,811 --> 01:30:21,688
来吧查理 别傻了
Come on Charlie. Don't be stupid
1936
01:30:21,729 --> 01:30:23,940
好吧 这有点晚了
Well it's a little late for that
1937
01:30:24,982 --> 01:30:26,859
你还有另一个 请接受
You got another one. Take it please
1938
01:30:26,901 --> 01:30:28,528
它是向学校制作的
It it's made out to the school
1939
01:30:28,569 --> 01:30:30,905
只是感觉有点不合时宜
It just feels a little unseemly
1940
01:30:30,947 --> 01:30:32,657
我这样做不是为了钱 我知道
I didn't do it for the money. I know
1941
01:30:32,699 --> 01:30:35,201
但是 如果您不进行检查 则婚前协议不具有约束力
but if you don't take the check then the prenup's not binding
1942
01:30:35,243 --> 01:30:37,286
你可以卖掉你的故事
You could sell your story
1943
01:30:37,328 --> 01:30:39,956
你可以写一本书
You could write a book
1944
01:30:39,997 --> 01:30:42,208
这就是你对我的看法吗？
Is that what you think of me?
1945
01:30:44,127 --> 01:30:45,628
哦 来吧查理
Oh come on Charlie
1946
01:30:45,670 --> 01:30:47,296
我支持你
I was rooting for you
1947
01:30:47,338 --> 01:30:50,133
我希望它能起作用 全世界都希望它
I wanted it to work. The whole world wanted it to
1948
01:30:50,174 --> 01:30:53,302
我很抱歉让你和世界失望
I'm sorry to disappoint you and the world
1949
01:30:53,344 --> 01:30:54,846
你让自己失望了
You're disappointing yourself
1950
01:30:54,887 --> 01:30:57,640
我在保护自己
I'm protecting myself
1951
01:30:57,682 --> 01:30:59,142
我无法摆脱她
I can't get away from her
1952
01:30:59,183 --> 01:31:02,979
总是有一张海报 维他命 或广告牌
There's always a poster a Vitamix or a billboard
1953
01:31:03,021 --> 01:31:05,857
你知道他们没有在一起吗？
You know they're not together?
1954
01:31:09,068 --> 01:31:11,029
也许不是
Maybe not
1955
01:31:11,946 --> 01:31:13,489
但是科林你能帮我一个忙吗？
But Colin can you do me a favor?
1956
01:31:13,531 --> 01:31:16,159
当她弄清楚这一切时 你会在她身边吗？
Will you be there for her when she figures it all out?
1957
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:18,244
她需要有人
She's gonna need someone
1958
01:31:26,961 --> 01:31:28,713
在周五的节目中 我们将谈论
On Friday's show we'll be talking
1959
01:31:28,755 --> 01:31:30,882
美丽的凯特·瓦尔迪兹
to the beautiful Kat Valdez
1960
01:31:30,923 --> 01:31:32,675
关于她的新热门单曲⌈On My Way⌋
about her new hit single On My Way
1961
01:31:32,717 --> 01:31:36,012
与一个特别的惊喜客人 你不会想错过
with a special surprise guest that you won't want to miss
1962
01:31:38,806 --> 01:31:40,767
晚上 晚上
Night. Night
1963
01:31:40,808 --> 01:31:43,186
...通过钳口咬合建立
...established by jaw snapping
1964
01:31:43,227 --> 01:31:46,481
头撞或拍尾巴
headbutting or tail slapping
1965
01:31:46,522 --> 01:31:49,859
物理优势确立了领导者的地位
Physical dominance establishes the leader
1966
01:31:49,901 --> 01:31:54,030
豆荚可以在多达数百只海豚的群中旅行
Pods can travel in herds of up to hundreds of dolphins
1967
01:31:54,072 --> 01:31:56,407
可以覆盖80英里
and can cover 80 miles
1968
01:32:11,547 --> 01:32:14,550
马塔隆 小孩 和 马塔隆人
Mathalon baby with the Mathalonians
1969
01:32:14,592 --> 01:32:16,427
前往伊利诺伊州皮奥里亚 嘿
Headed to Peoria Illinois. Hey
1970
01:32:16,469 --> 01:32:18,179
来找你
Coming to get ya
1971
01:32:18,221 --> 01:32:20,223
等等 你在做什么？哦 我们活着
Wait what are you doing? Oh we're live
1972
01:32:20,264 --> 01:32:23,393
说一些聪明或诙谐或呃数字
Say something smart or witty or uh numeric
1973
01:32:23,434 --> 01:32:25,937
5000 人正在观看
5000 people are watching
1974
01:32:25,978 --> 01:32:27,271
再见
Bye
1975
01:32:27,313 --> 01:32:28,981
查尔斯 我是认真的
Charles. I'm serious
1976
01:32:29,023 --> 01:32:30,775
嗯 我不能 关掉
Um I can't. Turn it off
1977
01:32:30,817 --> 01:32:32,985
你会在某个时候再次变得有趣吗？
Are you at some point gonna be fun again?
1978
01:32:33,027 --> 01:32:34,237
我从来都不好玩
I was never fun
1979
01:32:34,278 --> 01:32:36,656
这是真的 反正我爱你
That's true and I love you anyway
1980
01:32:36,698 --> 01:32:38,533
你知道你不会总是有这种感觉
You know you're not always gonna feel this way
1981
01:32:38,574 --> 01:32:41,327
你很幸运你做到了 我们本来要离开的 没有你
You're lucky you made it. We were gonna leave without you
1982
01:32:41,369 --> 01:32:42,870
帕克 不 我们不是
Parker. No we weren't
1983
01:32:42,912 --> 01:32:45,331
来吧 让我们去珀西 我们绝对是
Come on let's go Percy. We absolutely were
1984
01:32:46,249 --> 01:32:48,751
我爱你和查理作为一对夫妇
I loved you and Charlie as a couple
1985
01:32:48,793 --> 01:32:51,129
你们还是朋友吗？
Are you still friends?
1986
01:32:52,255 --> 01:32:54,382
如果我问你这个问题可以吗？
Is it okay if I ask you that?
1987
01:32:55,383 --> 01:32:56,509
是的
Yeah
1988
01:32:56,551 --> 01:32:58,553
嗯 确定
Um sure
1989
01:32:58,594 --> 01:33:00,096
是的
Yeah
1990
01:33:00,138 --> 01:33:01,389
他似乎是最甜美的人
He seems like the sweetest man
1991
01:33:01,431 --> 01:33:03,474
你知道我实际上给他发了DM
You know I actually DMed him
1992
01:33:03,516 --> 01:33:06,352
祝他明天在马塔隆好运
to wish him luck on his Mathalon tomorrow
1993
01:33:06,394 --> 01:33:10,148
他从未明显回答过
He never answered obviously
1994
01:33:11,816 --> 01:33:13,735
玛塔隆的明天？
Mathalon's tomorrow?
1995
01:33:13,776 --> 01:33:14,944
是的
Yeah
1996
01:33:14,986 --> 01:33:16,571
嘿
Hey
1997
01:33:16,612 --> 01:33:18,031
嘿
Hey
1998
01:33:18,072 --> 01:33:19,323
我会解决这个问题
I'll just fix that
1999
01:33:19,365 --> 01:33:21,367
谢谢
Thank you
2000
01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:25,288
哦 我喜欢这样 嗯 谢谢
Oh I like that. Mm. Thank you
2001
01:33:25,329 --> 01:33:27,123
好
Nice
2002
01:33:27,165 --> 01:33:28,958
所以我们一直...我们一直
So we've been... we've been
2003
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,418
在灌木丛周围跳动 我认为
beating around the bush and I think that
2004
01:33:30,460 --> 01:33:31,919
我们应该直截了当地说出来
we should get right down to it
2005
01:33:31,961 --> 01:33:34,630
我的意思是我们都知道你们不在一起
I mean we all know that you guys are not together
2006
01:33:34,672 --> 01:33:38,134
呃 但你为彼此写了⌈嫁给我⌋
uh yet you wrote Marry Me for each other
2007
01:33:38,176 --> 01:33:40,970
额 巴斯蒂安为凯特写了第二次
Uh Bastian wrote Segundo for Kat
2008
01:33:41,012 --> 01:33:43,598
凯特为巴斯蒂安写了⌈在我的路上⌋
Kat wrote On My Way for Bastian
2009
01:33:43,639 --> 01:33:46,601
我会说下一首歌应该是呃
I'd say the next song should probably be uh
2010
01:33:46,642 --> 01:33:49,562
来吧！我说的对吗？
Come On Already! Am I right?
2011
01:33:49,604 --> 01:33:51,564
让我们看看我们是否能得到这两个人
Let's see if we can get these two guys
2012
01:33:51,606 --> 01:33:53,816
当我们回来时唱一点浪漫的二重奏
to sing a little romantic duet when we come back
2013
01:33:53,858 --> 01:33:55,360
哦 哦
Ooh. Ooh
2014
01:33:55,401 --> 01:33:58,321
不要更改该频道
Do not change that channel
2015
01:34:07,622 --> 01:34:10,708
我没有为巴斯蒂安写⌈在我的路上⌋
I didn't write On My Way for Bastian
2016
01:34:15,129 --> 01:34:16,798
对不起吉米
I'm sorry Jimmy
2017
01:34:16,839 --> 01:34:21,260
我知道现在是顿悟的不合时宜的时刻 但是
I know it's an inopportune time to have an epiphany but
2018
01:34:21,302 --> 01:34:23,554
我不想回去
I don't want to go back
2019
01:34:26,599 --> 01:34:31,020
有人告诉我 如果你在问题中坐得足够长
Someone told me that if you sit in the question long enough
2020
01:34:31,062 --> 01:34:33,189
答案找到你
the answer finds you
2021
01:34:34,107 --> 01:34:36,359
答案是
And the answer is
2022
01:34:37,777 --> 01:34:41,072
我不想一遍又一遍地犯同样的错误
I don't want to keep making the same mistakes over and over
2023
01:34:43,074 --> 01:34:45,785
我想要一些不同的东西
I want something different
2024
01:34:51,207 --> 01:34:54,419
过来这里
Come here
2025
01:35:00,091 --> 01:35:02,802
所以我猜没有浪漫的二重奏
So I'm guessing no romantic duet
2026
01:35:04,637 --> 01:35:06,305
嘿 凯特！哇哇哇
Hey. Kat! Whoa whoa whoa
2027
01:35:06,347 --> 01:35:07,849
那是凯特 瓦尔迪兹 凯特！凯特等等！这边！
That's Kat Valdez. Kat! Kat wait! Over here!
2028
01:35:07,890 --> 01:35:10,560
你要去哪里？凯特嘿！怎么样 一枪呵呵？
Where you going? Kat hey! How about a shot huh?
2029
01:35:10,601 --> 01:35:11,561
皮奥里亚
Peoria
2030
01:35:11,602 --> 01:35:13,938
我给你买一架飞机 不
I'll get you a plane. No
2031
01:35:13,980 --> 01:35:15,773
我想自己做这个好吗？
I want to do this by myself okay?
2032
01:35:15,815 --> 01:35:17,692
不能那么难 凯特来吧
Can't be that hard. Kat come on
2033
01:35:17,734 --> 01:35:19,402
凯特 你要去哪里？再拍一次怎么样？
Kat where you headed? How about another shot?
2034
01:35:19,444 --> 01:35:21,029
带我去机场
Take me to the airport
2035
01:35:21,070 --> 01:35:22,405
再见！
Bye!
2036
01:35:22,447 --> 01:35:24,073
嘿
Hey
2037
01:35:24,115 --> 01:35:25,700
那不是我们的车
That's not our car
2038
01:35:29,454 --> 01:35:31,289
哇 那是凯特·瓦尔迪兹吗？
Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez?
2039
01:35:31,330 --> 01:35:33,082
哦 我的天 凯特·瓦尔迪兹？
Oh my God. Kat Valdez?
2040
01:35:33,124 --> 01:35:34,959
你是对的 她在这里做什么？
You're right. What's she doing here?
2041
01:35:36,461 --> 01:35:39,213
不好意思 飞往皮奥里亚的最后一班转机航班
Sorry. The last connecting flight to Peoria
2042
01:35:39,255 --> 01:35:41,466
通过芝加哥 但全部售罄
is through Chicago but it's all sold out
2043
01:35:41,507 --> 01:35:42,925
如果您明天飞行
If you fly tomorrow
2044
01:35:42,967 --> 01:35:45,136
今晚 它必须是今晚
Tonight. It has to be tonight
2045
01:35:45,178 --> 01:35:47,221
马塔隆将于明天中午结束
The Mathalon will be over by noon tomorrow
2046
01:35:47,263 --> 01:35:49,515
我答应我会在那里
and I promised I'd be there
2047
01:35:52,185 --> 01:35:56,439
我会给任何人5 000美元 让他们待命到芝加哥
I will give anyone $5000 for their standby slot to Chicago
2048
01:35:56,481 --> 01:36:00,276
这是非法的 您不能购买别人的机票
It's illegal. You can't buy someone else's ticket
2049
01:36:00,318 --> 01:36:01,903
你不能？凯特
You can't? Kat
2050
01:36:01,944 --> 01:36:04,614
您知道买别人的机票是非法的吗？
Did you know it's illegal to buy someone else's ticket?
2051
01:36:04,655 --> 01:36:06,616
嗯 是的 每个人都这样做
Uh yeah. Everyone does
2052
01:36:06,657 --> 01:36:08,701
现在我不能给你买飞机
Now I can't get you a plane
2053
01:36:08,743 --> 01:36:10,912
但是我们为您提供了最后一张可用的机票
but we got you the last available ticket
2054
01:36:10,953 --> 01:36:12,163
它在教练
It's in coach
2055
01:36:12,205 --> 01:36:13,915
你是一个救命稻草 是的
You're a lifesaver. Yeah yeah
2056
01:36:13,956 --> 01:36:16,376
告诉我 你到达那里后好吗？
Tell me that after you get there okay?
2057
01:36:16,417 --> 01:36:19,212
所以有你的护照和一些钱
So there's your passport and some money
2058
01:36:19,253 --> 01:36:21,255
去寻找你的答案
Go find your answer
2059
01:36:24,133 --> 01:36:26,719
好 继续
Okay. Go on
2060
01:36:26,761 --> 01:36:28,346
再见
Bye
2061
01:36:29,931 --> 01:36:31,682
女士们 先生们 由于
Ladies and gentlemen due to
2062
01:36:31,724 --> 01:36:33,393
寒冷的天气条件和一些强烈的逆风
freezing weather conditions and some strong headwinds
2063
01:36:33,434 --> 01:36:35,353
我们将比平时飞行更长的时间
we will be in flight a little longer than usual
2064
01:36:35,395 --> 01:36:37,355
但我们会在早上送你到那里
but we will get you there by morning
2065
01:36:37,397 --> 01:36:39,107
对不起 小姐
Excuse me miss
2066
01:36:39,148 --> 01:36:41,651
我想在整个航班上购买香槟和鱼子酱
I'd like to buy champagne and caviar for the whole flight
2067
01:36:41,693 --> 01:36:44,362
对不起 我们只有火腿卷奶酪块
I'm sorry. We only have ham wraps cheese cubes
2068
01:36:44,404 --> 01:36:45,822
和米歇尔布·奥特
and Michelob ULTRA
2069
01:36:45,863 --> 01:36:48,449
好吧 那么火腿卷和米歇尔布 极端主义者
Okay well then ham wraps and Michelob ULTRA
2070
01:36:50,201 --> 01:36:52,370
奶酪块呢？
What about the cheese cubes?
2071
01:36:52,412 --> 01:36:54,539
确定 奶酪块也是 为什么不呢？
Sure. Cheese cubes too. Why not?
2072
01:36:54,580 --> 01:36:59,419
嗯 谁也想卖给我一件很重的冬衣？
Um also who wants to sell me a very heavy winter coat?
2073
01:37:01,045 --> 01:37:04,674
呃 答案是九？
Uh the answer is nine?
2074
01:37:04,716 --> 01:37:06,884
这个答案是正确的
That answer is correct
2075
01:37:06,926 --> 01:37:09,095
这一轮进入柯立芝皮松
This round goes to the Coolidge Pi thons
2076
01:37:09,137 --> 01:37:10,221
尼斯·埃丝特
Nice Esther
2077
01:37:10,263 --> 01:37:11,597
干得好
Good job
2078
01:37:11,639 --> 01:37:13,725
去以斯帖！
Go Esther!
2079
01:37:17,770 --> 01:37:19,731
开着车的人在哪里？
Where are the people with the cars?
2080
01:37:19,772 --> 01:37:21,607
对不起 先生 你有手机充电器吗？
Excuse me sir. Do you have a phone charger?
2081
01:37:21,649 --> 01:37:22,984
我需要...不 不好意思
I I need... No. Sorry
2082
01:37:23,026 --> 01:37:24,110
我愿意 你
I do. You
2083
01:37:24,152 --> 01:37:26,195
科林这样称呼我
Colin called me so
2084
01:37:26,237 --> 01:37:27,697
查理在这里吗？
Is Charlie here?
2085
01:37:27,739 --> 01:37:30,033
你知道我没有告诉他我要来
You know I didn't tell him I was coming
2086
01:37:30,074 --> 01:37:33,077
我不想在大日子里和他搞砸 以防万一
I didn't want to screw with him on the big day in case
2087
01:37:34,037 --> 01:37:36,873
你知道他不擅长来来回回
You know he's not good with the back and forth
2088
01:37:36,914 --> 01:37:40,293
所以我得问你凯特你是
so I got to ask you Kat are you
2089
01:37:42,503 --> 01:37:44,839
这是真的吗？
Is this for real?
2090
01:37:45,715 --> 01:37:47,717
好吧 我在法伦走了出来
Well I walked out on Fallon
2091
01:37:47,759 --> 01:37:50,678
在皮奥里亚冻结我的脚趾 所以
to freeze my toes off in Peoria so
2092
01:37:52,805 --> 01:37:54,515
优秀的点
Excellent point
2093
01:37:54,557 --> 01:37:56,392
我叫了一辆优步
I called an Uber
2094
01:37:57,185 --> 01:37:58,644
47 分钟？
47 minutes?
2095
01:37:58,686 --> 01:38:00,021
什么？
What?
2096
01:38:00,063 --> 01:38:01,230
我们不会成功
We're not gonna make it
2097
01:38:01,272 --> 01:38:02,690
他们不是已经开始了吗？
Didn't they already start?
2098
01:38:02,732 --> 01:38:04,817
我们应该搭便车吗？我不知道是什么
Should we hitch a ride? I don't know what
2099
01:38:04,859 --> 01:38:07,612
等！
Wait!
2100
01:38:11,366 --> 01:38:15,411
这个女人这个超级巨星这个偶像
This woman this superstar this icon
2101
01:38:15,453 --> 01:38:17,914
穿着细高跟鞋在教练中飞行
has flown in coach in stilettos
2102
01:38:17,955 --> 01:38:20,833
赢回她生命中那不可思议的爱情
to win back the unlikely love of her life
2103
01:38:20,875 --> 01:38:24,253
她不顾一切地爱她
who against all odds she loves
2104
01:38:24,295 --> 01:38:25,922
他爱她
And he loves her
2105
01:38:25,963 --> 01:38:27,215
他做对了吗？
He does right?
2106
01:38:27,256 --> 01:38:28,883
完全
Completely
2107
01:38:28,925 --> 01:38:32,720
你说的下一件事将不仅预测他们的未来
The next thing you say will forecast not just their future
2108
01:38:32,762 --> 01:38:35,264
而是任何曾经相信过的人的未来
but the future of of anyone who ever believed
2109
01:38:35,306 --> 01:38:37,100
在信仰飞跃的魔力中
in the magic of a leap of faith
2110
01:38:37,141 --> 01:38:40,103
看 她会给你一千美元
Look... She'll give you a thousand dollars
2111
01:38:40,144 --> 01:38:42,522
答案是15
The answer is 15
2112
01:38:42,563 --> 01:38:43,940
答案是正确的
The answer is correct
2113
01:38:43,981 --> 01:38:46,192
五点三位一体分子 是的！
Five points Trinity Numerators. Yes!
2114
01:38:46,234 --> 01:38:47,610
是的！得到他们！
Yes! Get 'em!
2115
01:38:48,403 --> 01:38:49,612
祝贺
Congratulations
2116
01:38:49,654 --> 01:38:50,905
休息后
After a break
2117
01:38:50,947 --> 01:38:52,990
我们正在走向猝死回合
we're moving to a sudden death round
2118
01:38:53,032 --> 01:38:54,617
在三届冠军之间
between the three time champions
2119
01:38:54,659 --> 01:38:56,703
三位一体分子...是的！
Trinity Numerators... Yes!
2120
01:38:56,744 --> 01:38:59,497
...和首次入围决赛的柯立芝·皮松斯
...and the first time finalists Coolidge Pi thons
2121
01:39:01,541 --> 01:39:02,625
猝死
Sudden death
2122
01:39:02,667 --> 01:39:04,127
哦 爆炸
Ooh. Blast off
2123
01:39:04,168 --> 01:39:08,005
首先是卢 戈贝尔为柯立芝派 金枪鱼
First up Lou Gilbert for the Coolidge Pi thons
2124
01:39:08,047 --> 01:39:09,716
项链最好祈祷
Choker better pray
2125
01:39:09,757 --> 01:39:11,467
闭嘴
Shut up
2126
01:39:13,553 --> 01:39:15,096
你在笑吗？
You laughing at that?
2127
01:39:15,138 --> 01:39:16,806
看
Look
2128
01:39:16,848 --> 01:39:18,808
我不想让你难堪
I don't want to embarrass you
2129
01:39:18,850 --> 01:39:20,476
我知道那是你的女儿
I know that's your daughter
2130
01:39:20,518 --> 01:39:22,478
是的？我去年见过她
Yeah? I saw her last year
2131
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:24,355
她有舞台恐惧症
She's got stage fright
2132
01:39:24,397 --> 01:39:26,482
我女儿的罚款
My daughter's fine
2133
01:39:26,524 --> 01:39:28,901
看 我只是觉得也许对你来说会更容易
Look I just think maybe it would be easier on you
2134
01:39:28,943 --> 01:39:31,195
如果你们刚刚丢掉了冠军
if you guys just conceded the title
2135
01:39:31,237 --> 01:39:32,947
承认？嗯嗯嗯
Concede? Mm hmm
2136
01:39:32,989 --> 01:39:34,782
给你奖杯？不
Give you the trophy? No
2137
01:39:34,824 --> 01:39:37,869
这更像是你把自己从羞辱中拯救出来
It's more like you save yourself from humiliation
2138
01:39:37,910 --> 01:39:39,579
哼？
Huh?
2139
01:39:40,663 --> 01:39:43,207
好吧 蜷缩起来 来吧
Okay huddle up. Here we go
2140
01:39:43,249 --> 01:39:46,794
所以乌姆教练卢尼·图恩斯在那边想知道
So um Coach Looney Tunes over there wants to know
2141
01:39:46,836 --> 01:39:49,172
如果我们只想丢球 把奖杯给他
if we just want to concede and give him the trophy
2142
01:39:49,213 --> 01:39:51,174
不！这甚至没有意义
No! That doesn't even make sense
2143
01:39:51,215 --> 01:39:52,925
是的 连续四个宝宝
Yeah. Four in a row baby
2144
01:39:52,967 --> 01:39:56,554
我们去向他展示皮松是怎么回事？
How about we go show him what the Pi thons are all about?
2145
01:39:56,596 --> 01:39:58,181
是的！
Yeah!
2146
01:39:59,682 --> 01:40:01,517
娄你准备好了吗？
Lou you ready for this?
2147
01:40:02,894 --> 01:40:04,729
看我
Watch me
2148
01:40:10,735 --> 01:40:12,153
下一个答案将确定
This next answer will determine
2149
01:40:12,195 --> 01:40:15,490
柯立芝·皮松是否赢得马塔隆
whether the Coolidge Pi thons win the Mathalon
2150
01:40:15,531 --> 01:40:16,783
卢·吉尔伯特
Lou Gilbert
2151
01:40:16,824 --> 01:40:18,701
是的 娄 去娄！
Yes Lou. Go Lou!
2152
01:40:23,414 --> 01:40:25,833
来吧娄 你得到了这个
Come on Lou. You got this
2153
01:40:27,210 --> 01:40:29,796
来吧娄 你得到了这个 来吧娄
Come on Lou. You got this. Come on Lou
2154
01:40:30,755 --> 01:40:34,258
周长为 8 派 的圆刻在椭圆中
A circle with perimeter eight pi is inscribed in an ellipse
2155
01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:35,843
其宽度是其高度的两倍
whose width is twice its height
2156
01:40:35,885 --> 01:40:38,805
以平方单位表示的椭圆面积是多少？
What is the area of the ellipse in square units?
2157
01:40:41,891 --> 01:40:44,852
你知道这一点 下定决心
You know this. Set your mind to it
2158
01:40:44,894 --> 01:40:46,813
她明白了
She's got it
2159
01:40:46,854 --> 01:40:48,606
是的 她
Yeah she
2160
01:40:48,648 --> 01:40:51,567
有人知道一个好的扼流圈吗？
Anyone know a good choke?
2161
01:40:51,609 --> 01:40:52,735
嘿 请安静
Hey. Quiet please
2162
01:40:52,777 --> 01:40:54,195
请尊重马塔隆人
Please respect the Mathalonians
2163
01:40:57,448 --> 01:40:59,117
这不公平
It's not fair
2164
01:40:59,158 --> 01:41:00,368
失败者！
Loser!
2165
01:41:08,584 --> 01:41:10,420
我试图保护你免受此害
I tried to protect you from this
2166
01:41:10,461 --> 01:41:12,755
停下
Stop it
2167
01:41:12,797 --> 01:41:15,174
和我们一起住 卢
Stay with us Lou
2168
01:41:18,052 --> 01:41:20,763
不要让它进入你的脑海！
Don't let it get in your head!
2169
01:41:20,805 --> 01:41:22,807
楼
Lou
2170
01:41:29,355 --> 01:41:31,524
这到底是怎么回事？
What the hell is this?
2171
01:41:32,358 --> 01:41:34,152
哦 我的天
Oh my God
2172
01:41:43,619 --> 01:41:45,538
你们这儿结束了！
You guys it's over here!
2173
01:41:46,706 --> 01:41:48,166
笨蛋！
Dork!
2174
01:41:48,207 --> 01:41:49,917
是的 吉尔伯特先生 好主意
Yeah Mr. Gilbert. Good idea
2175
01:41:49,959 --> 01:41:51,586
是的 就是这样 吉尔伯特先生
Yeah that's it Mr. Gilbert
2176
01:41:51,627 --> 01:41:53,087
是的 是的
Yeah. Yeah
2177
01:41:53,129 --> 01:41:55,089
没问题
You got it
2178
01:41:56,174 --> 01:41:57,967
加油！
Come on!
2179
01:42:06,017 --> 01:42:08,186
加油 异议 他在数数
Come on. Objection. He's counting
2180
01:42:08,227 --> 01:42:10,146
他在跳舞你这个疯子
He's dancing you lunatic
2181
01:42:11,230 --> 01:42:12,523
那是凯特·瓦尔迪兹
That's Kat Valdez
2182
01:42:12,565 --> 01:42:14,776
哦 我的天哪 我要死了
Oh my gosh. I'm gonna die
2183
01:42:15,568 --> 01:42:17,070
加油 加油
Come on. Come on
2184
01:42:22,533 --> 01:42:24,577
我相信你！
I believe in you!
2185
01:42:28,539 --> 01:42:30,208
32 派！
32 pi!
2186
01:42:31,876 --> 01:42:33,795
答案是正确的 是的！
The answer is correct. Yes!
2187
01:42:33,836 --> 01:42:35,546
但是计时器已过
But the timer's elapsed
2188
01:42:35,588 --> 01:42:37,715
三位一体分子保持其国家地位
The Trinity Numerators retain their national status
2189
01:42:37,757 --> 01:42:39,300
我们将重新召开会议
We'll reconvene
2190
01:42:39,342 --> 01:42:42,512
在十分钟内进行颁奖典礼 是的！
in ten minutes for the awards presentation. Yeah!
2191
01:42:42,553 --> 01:42:43,930
嘿 没关系娄
Hey it's okay Lou
2192
01:42:43,971 --> 01:42:45,598
连续四年！
Four years in a row!
2193
01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:47,934
连续四年！连续四年！
Four years in a row! Four years in a row!
2194
01:42:47,975 --> 01:42:49,227
嘿 嘿
Hey. Hey
2195
01:42:49,268 --> 01:42:51,354
我为你感到骄傲
I'm so proud of you
2196
01:42:51,396 --> 01:42:53,940
爸爸 我又输了 不 没关系
Dad I lost again. No it doesn't matter
2197
01:42:53,981 --> 01:42:56,859
首先 你做对了 简直完美
First of all you got it right. It was perfect
2198
01:42:56,901 --> 01:42:59,195
但其次 你只是在那里
But second of all you were just up there
2199
01:42:59,237 --> 01:43:02,031
你站在那里 你是如此勇敢
You stood up there and you were so brave
2200
01:43:02,865 --> 01:43:04,158
我是那个应该哭泣的人
I'm the one who should be crying
2201
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:06,369
因为我正在跳舞
for the dancing I was doing
2202
01:43:06,411 --> 01:43:08,579
你很棒
You were great
2203
01:43:09,747 --> 01:43:11,666
谢谢
Thank you
2204
01:43:13,000 --> 01:43:15,920
我爱你爸爸
I love you Dad
2205
01:43:15,962 --> 01:43:18,131
你真是太棒了 娄
You were amazing Lou
2206
01:43:18,172 --> 01:43:19,632
真的 我的意思是
Really I mean
2207
01:43:19,674 --> 01:43:22,009
你拍了一张照片 即使它很可怕
you took a shot even though it was scary
2208
01:43:23,469 --> 01:43:25,096
这才是最重要的
That's what matters
2209
01:43:28,433 --> 01:43:31,269
并非所有事情都以您想象的方式加起来
Not everything adds up the way you think it will
2210
01:43:34,063 --> 01:43:37,734
你知道他们说如果你想要不同的东西
You know they say if you want something different
2211
01:43:37,775 --> 01:43:40,194
你必须做一些不同的事情
you have to do something different
2212
01:43:41,154 --> 01:43:43,656
如果我们太不一样了呢？
What if we're just too different?
2213
01:43:43,698 --> 01:43:46,242
如果我们不是呢？
What if we're not?
2214
01:44:24,030 --> 01:44:26,783
我现在完全黑屏
I'm fully blacking out right now
2215
01:44:26,824 --> 01:44:29,952
来吧 G先生 来吧 G先生！
Come on Mr. G. Come on Mr. G!
2216
01:44:29,994 --> 01:44:31,621
你让她上吊
You're leaving her hanging
2217
01:44:31,662 --> 01:44:33,122
来吧伙计
Come on dude
2218
01:44:33,164 --> 01:44:34,707
爸爸
Dad
2219
01:44:38,503 --> 01:44:41,672
唉
Aw
2220
01:44:48,429 --> 01:44:50,681
伊尤
Ew
2221
01:44:54,811 --> 01:44:57,021
来吧
Here we go
2222
01:44:58,398 --> 01:45:00,817
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
2223
01:45:00,858 --> 01:45:03,152
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
2224
01:45:03,194 --> 01:45:05,196
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
2225
01:45:05,238 --> 01:45:06,739
{\an4}For the rest the rest...
2226
01:45:06,781 --> 01:45:08,366
{\an4}I never seen forever
2227
01:45:08,408 --> 01:45:09,784
{\an4}Oh yeah
2228
01:45:09,826 --> 01:45:11,452
{\an4}I never seen forever in the wild
2229
01:45:11,494 --> 01:45:15,289
{\an4}But now I'm lookin' now
I'm lookin' in its eyes
2230
01:45:16,749 --> 01:45:18,459
{\an4}Baby you're my shelter
2231
01:45:18,501 --> 01:45:20,420
{\an4}Shelter from a broken paradise
2232
01:45:21,212 --> 01:45:22,672
{\an4}I couldn't dream it
2233
01:45:22,714 --> 01:45:25,717
{\an4}Any better if I tried
2234
01:45:26,884 --> 01:45:28,261
{\an4}True love gotta ring ring ring
2235
01:45:28,302 --> 01:45:30,138
♪ 敲响♪ ♪教堂的钟声 ♪
♪ Ring ring ♪ ♪ Church bells ♪
2236
01:45:30,179 --> 01:45:31,806
♪ 让他们环环环环♪ ♪环 ♪
♪ Let 'em ring ring ring ♪ ♪ Ring ring ♪
2237
01:45:31,848 --> 01:45:33,683
{\an4}Angels gonna sing sing sing
2238
01:45:33,725 --> 01:45:35,643
{\an4}Tonight tonight tonight
2239
01:45:35,685 --> 01:45:36,853
{\an4}Baby
2240
01:45:36,894 --> 01:45:38,813
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
2241
01:45:38,855 --> 01:45:41,274
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
2242
01:45:41,315 --> 01:45:43,484
{\an4}Marry me marry me say yes
2243
01:45:43,526 --> 01:45:45,695
{\an4}For the rest the
rest of your life
2244
01:45:45,737 --> 01:45:46,988
{\an4}Ma ma ma ma ma ma
2245
01:45:47,030 --> 01:45:49,073
{\an4}Ma Ma Ma Marry me
2246
01:45:49,115 --> 01:45:50,992
{\an4}Won't you love me baby?
2247
01:45:51,034 --> 01:45:53,244
{\an4}Ma ma ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma marry me...
2248
01:45:53,286 --> 01:45:55,288
准备 坦克
Getting ready. Tanky
2249
01:45:55,329 --> 01:45:57,540
这是平静...天哪！哦不！
This is the calm... Oh gee! Oh no!
2250
01:45:57,582 --> 01:45:59,417
坦克！
Tank!
2251
01:45:59,459 --> 01:46:01,919
好的 等等 慢 他没有牙齿
Okay wait. Slower. He doesn't have teeth
2252
01:46:01,961 --> 01:46:03,546
慢 好 他没有
Slower. Okay. He doesn't
2253
01:46:03,588 --> 01:46:06,632
{\an4}Diamonds and a necklace
everything else is off
2254
01:46:06,674 --> 01:46:08,259
好孩子
Good boy
2255
01:46:08,301 --> 01:46:10,303
{\an4}Now he wanna bet he
can beat me to the bed...
2256
01:46:10,344 --> 01:46:12,805
所以我们在吉米·法伦相遇了 不是吗？
So we met at Jimmy Fallon didn't we?
2257
01:46:12,847 --> 01:46:14,265
是的 我们没有在法伦勾搭
Yeah. We didn't hook up at Fallon
2258
01:46:14,307 --> 01:46:16,059
不 我们在火人节上发生了性关系
No we had sex at Burning Man
2259
01:46:16,100 --> 01:46:17,310
所以凯特让我来其中一个
So Kat made me come to one of those
2260
01:46:17,352 --> 01:46:18,811
嗯 他们又叫什么宝贝？
Um what are they called again babe?
2261
01:46:18,853 --> 01:46:19,979
它被称为马塔隆兄弟 是的！
It's called a Mathalon bro. Yes!
2262
01:46:20,021 --> 01:46:21,272
哦 我的天 这太无聊了
Oh my God it's so boring
2263
01:46:21,314 --> 01:46:22,774
你们又在那里做什么？
And what do you guys do there again?
2264
01:46:22,815 --> 01:46:23,941
就是这个东西叫嗯...数学
It's this thing called um... Math
2265
01:46:23,983 --> 01:46:25,401
是的！哦 我的天 是的 嗯嗯嗯
Yes! Oh my God. Yep. Mm hmm
2266
01:46:25,443 --> 01:46:26,819
我甚至在想着它就睡着了 但是
I fell asleep just even thinking about it but
2267
01:46:26,861 --> 01:46:28,196
她做到了
She did
2268
01:46:28,237 --> 01:46:30,823
我在这里遇到了我最喜欢的人 毫米
I I met my most favorite person here. Mm
2269
01:46:30,865 --> 01:46:32,408
我们在她离开时的派对上相遇
We met at a party as she was leaving
2270
01:46:32,450 --> 01:46:33,910
如果我提前十秒钟走了出去
And had I walked out ten seconds earlier
2271
01:46:33,951 --> 01:46:35,411
我们永远不会见面
we never would've met
2272
01:46:35,453 --> 01:46:37,080
我敢打赌你希望有时是这样
And I bet you wish that was the case sometimes
2273
01:46:37,121 --> 01:46:39,665
从不
Never
2274
01:46:39,707 --> 01:46:41,459
我设置了六英里半径
I had a six mile radius set
2275
01:46:41,501 --> 01:46:44,003
她肯定住在六英里以外的地方
and she definitely lived more than six miles away
2276
01:46:44,045 --> 01:46:46,005
好吧 她想在下午4：00见面
Well she wanted to meet at 4:00 p.m
2277
01:46:46,047 --> 01:46:47,924
谁在下午4：00开会？
Who meets at 4:00 p.m.?
2278
01:46:47,965 --> 01:46:51,219
当我们见面时 他正在一个单位
When we met he was in a unitard
2279
01:46:51,260 --> 01:46:52,970
她喜欢她所看到的
She liked what she saw
2280
01:46:54,472 --> 01:46:57,725
81年前 我们出生在同一家医院
81 years ago we were born in the same hospital
2281
01:46:57,767 --> 01:47:00,728
隔尿两天
two days apart in diapers
2282
01:47:00,770 --> 01:47:03,106
81年后
Here it is 81 years later
2283
01:47:03,147 --> 01:47:05,108
我们又回到了尿布
and we're back in diapers again
2284
01:47:05,149 --> 01:47:07,276
哦 查理！
Oh Charlie!
2285
01:47:07,318 --> 01:47:09,362
我们在约会应用程序上相遇 但后来
We met on a dating app but then
2286
01:47:09,404 --> 01:47:11,406
呃 他邀请我第二次约会
uh he invited me on the second date
2287
01:47:11,447 --> 01:47:13,700
嗯 在树林里露营 我就像
um camping in the woods and I was like
2288
01:47:13,741 --> 01:47:15,410
这似乎不安全
That seems unsafe
2289
01:47:15,451 --> 01:47:17,412
所以我就走了 她的朋友告诉她不要去
so I'll go. Her friend told her not to go
2290
01:47:17,453 --> 01:47:19,706
是的 但她做到了 已经五年了
Yeah but she did and it's been five years
2291
01:47:19,747 --> 01:47:21,290
她还活着
and she's still alive
2292
01:47:22,375 --> 01:47:24,252
我们在一场音乐会上相遇
We met at a concert
2293
01:47:24,293 --> 01:47:26,003
{\an4}Spotlight on you got me zoomin'
2294
01:47:26,045 --> 01:47:28,423
{\an4}I'm falling into you
2295
01:47:28,464 --> 01:47:31,175
{\an4}We're dancing on tabletops
2296
01:47:31,217 --> 01:47:33,594
{\an4}Neighbors calling the cops
2297
01:47:33,636 --> 01:47:35,930
{\an4}When I'm with you feels like
2298
01:47:35,972 --> 01:47:38,224
{\an4}Nobody's watching us
2299
01:47:38,266 --> 01:47:40,810
{\an4}We're burning
down all the clocks
2300
01:47:40,852 --> 01:47:43,187
{\an4}Hoping that time will stop
2301
01:47:43,229 --> 01:47:45,314
{\an4}Block out the world tonight
2302
01:47:45,356 --> 01:47:47,984
{\an4}Like nobody's watching us
2303
01:47:48,026 --> 01:47:49,902
{\an4}Nobody's watching us
2304
01:47:49,944 --> 01:47:52,155
{\an4}No nobody's watching
2305
01:47:52,196 --> 01:47:54,323
{\an4}So come touch my body
2306
01:47:54,365 --> 01:47:57,201
{\an4}No nobody's watching us
2307
01:47:57,243 --> 01:47:59,328
{\an4}Nobody's watching us
2308
01:47:59,370 --> 01:48:01,789
{\an4}No nobody's watching
2309
01:48:01,831 --> 01:48:04,167
{\an4}So come touch my body
2310
01:48:04,208 --> 01:48:06,627
{\an4}No nobody's watching us
2311
01:48:06,669 --> 01:48:08,671
{\an4}Oh oh oh oh
2312
01:48:08,713 --> 01:48:11,090
{\an4}Right here by the
light of the moon
2313
01:48:11,132 --> 01:48:14,052
{\an4}Spotlight on you got me zoomin'
2314
01:48:14,093 --> 01:48:16,846
{\an4}I'm falling into you
2315
01:48:16,888 --> 01:48:19,182
{\an4}We're dancing on tabletops
2316
01:48:19,223 --> 01:48:21,684
{\an4}Neighbors calling the cops
2317
01:48:21,726 --> 01:48:24,145
{\an4}When I'm with you feels like
2318
01:48:24,187 --> 01:48:26,189
{\an4}Nobody's watching us
2319
01:48:26,230 --> 01:48:28,858
{\an4}We're burning
down all the clocks
2320
01:48:28,900 --> 01:48:31,194
{\an4}Hoping that time will stop
2321
01:48:31,235 --> 01:48:33,404
{\an4}Block out the world tonight
2322
01:48:33,446 --> 01:48:35,865
{\an4}Like nobody's watching us
2323
01:48:35,907 --> 01:48:37,909
{\an4}Nobody's watching us
2324
01:48:37,950 --> 01:48:40,161
{\an4}No nobody's watching
2325
01:48:40,203 --> 01:48:42,455
{\an4}So come touch my body
2326
01:48:42,497 --> 01:48:44,540
{\an4}No nobody's watching us
2327
01:48:44,582 --> 01:48:47,627
♪ 不不不不不♪ ♪不不不不不不♪
♪ No no no no no ♪ ♪ No no no no no... ♪
2328
01:48:47,668 --> 01:48:49,796
{\an4}No nobody's watching
2329
01:48:49,837 --> 01:48:52,173
{\an4}So come touch my body
2330
01:48:52,215 --> 01:48:55,134
{\an4}No nobody's watching us
2331
01:48:55,176 --> 01:48:57,804
{\an4}Na na na.
2332
01:48:57,845 --> 01:49:00,598
{\an4}Got ocean views from
ceiling to the floor
2333
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:04,769
{\an4}Keep a milli by the bed a
hundred more offshore ore
2334
01:49:04,811 --> 01:49:07,605
{\an4}Closets full of Louis
and Christian Dior
2335
01:49:07,647 --> 01:49:11,275
{\an4}Picassos and van Goghs
that no one's seen before ore
2336
01:49:11,317 --> 01:49:14,779
{\an4}Diamonds drippin'
down like fountains
2337
01:49:14,821 --> 01:49:17,907
{\an4}I'll sign don't care
what the amount is
2338
01:49:17,949 --> 01:49:19,409
{\an4}Every day and night
2339
01:49:19,450 --> 01:49:21,452
{\an4}Live a life filled with luxury
2340
01:49:21,494 --> 01:49:23,746
{\an4}Don't matter when
you're not with me
2341
01:49:23,788 --> 01:49:25,039
{\an4}Yeah yeah
2342
01:49:51,482 --> 01:49:53,317
{\an4}Is this sentimental
2343
01:49:53,359 --> 01:49:54,986
{\an4}To put all my money just
right where my heart is?
2344
01:49:55,028 --> 01:49:56,487
{\an4}But baby you're special
2345
01:49:56,529 --> 01:49:58,322
{\an4}No matter the cost
I'm a do it regardless
2346
01:49:58,364 --> 01:50:01,451
{\an4}Let's take a jet we're
riding out to Puerto Rico
2347
01:50:01,492 --> 01:50:04,620
{\an4}Later we get the yacht
head to Santo Domingo
2348
01:50:04,662 --> 01:50:08,207
{\an4}And my body papi es tu party
2349
01:50:08,249 --> 01:50:11,586
{\an4}Now I'm flying you be the pilot
2350
01:50:11,627 --> 01:50:15,173
{\an4}No questioning our love
make my best days even better
2351
01:50:15,214 --> 01:50:18,134
{\an4}Long ain't long enough
I'm looking at forever
2352
01:50:18,176 --> 01:50:21,596
{\an4}Diamonds drippin'
down like fountains
2353
01:50:21,637 --> 01:50:24,807
{\an4}I'll sign don't care
what the amount is
2354
01:50:24,849 --> 01:50:26,142
{\an4}Every day and night
2355
01:50:26,184 --> 01:50:28,311
{\an4}Live a life filled with luxury
2356
01:50:28,353 --> 01:50:30,355
{\an4}Don't matter when
you're not with me
2357
01:50:30,396 --> 01:50:31,814
{\an4}Yeah yeah
2358
01:51:46,431 --> 01:51:48,558
{\an4}All right all right
2359
01:51:52,895 --> 01:51:54,689
{\an4}Mamacita.