超级中心 选秀
女士们 先生们 超人类和普通人类 撕掉你们的历史书吧 Ladies and gents, Supes and civvies, rip up the history books,
因为今天早上在纽约 戈多金大学的全明星火车头 'cause in New York this morning, Godolkin University all-star A-Train
刚刚入选超级七人队 这位极速者当然就成了 was just drafted into La Siete. Which of course makes the speedster
首位入选世界第一的超级团队的 非洲裔美国人 the first African American on the world's premier super team.
我们非常高兴 欢迎火车头加入超级七人队 And so we're thrilled to welcome A-Train to The Seven,
这证明了我们长期以来所说的 which proves what we have been saying for a long time:
我们生活在一个后种族主义世界 We live in a post-racism world.
天啊 一切赞美首先归于上帝 - Oh, my gosh. - All praise be to God first.
八年前
我只想保持谦逊… Yeah, I just... I-I just want to remain humble...
第一个黑人入选超级七人队 姑娘们 过来看看这个 First Black man in The Seven. Hey, girls! Come look at this.
- 不看了 谢谢 爸爸 - 这是个历史性时刻 - No, thanks, Daddy. - No, thanks, Daddy. This is history.
别笑 Don't smile.
- 我没笑 - 要像肯德尔那样 - I'm not. - You have to do it like Kendall.
他跟杰克保罗 和斯科特迪西克一起泡夜总会 He goes clubbing with Jake Paul and Scott Disick.
只要他是黑人我就高兴 I will take whatever I can get.
用1977滤镜 Use the 1977 filter.
我用的是开尔文勋爵滤镜 这个很棒的 No, I'm using Lord Kelvin. That's the good one.
梅芙女王之后 火车头是我教过的最有上进心的学生 A-Train's the most driven kid I've taught since Queen Maeve.
- 布灵克教授 这… - 别弄了 Stop!
- 那是最好的一张 - 删掉 玛丽 - That's the best one! - Delete it, Marie!
…识别人才 Delete it.
- 这是一所人才济济的大学 - 怎么了 What's the matter?
- 我马上回来 - 玛丽 你还好吗 - I'll be r... I'll be right back. - Marie. You okay?
- 胃痛而已 - 你吃错东西了 Yeah, it's just a stomachache. You eat something?
- 可能是你的罗非鱼 - 你 闭嘴 - It was probably your tilapia. - You...cram it.
好吧
- 还有你 我给你拿点胃药 - 不用了 妈 真的没关系 And you, let me get you some Pepto. Really, it's fine.
- 我会一直保护你 - 你是个小英雄 I'll always protect you. Your little hero will...
- 乖女儿 需要帮忙吗 - 别进来 我没事 Baby girl? You need help? Don't come in! I'm fine.
玛丽 Marie!
玛丽 你… Marie! Are you...
- 妈妈 - 玛丽 Mom?! Marie.
- 妈妈 - 宝贝女儿… - Mom? - Baby girl.
杰姬 Jackie?
天啊 发生什么事了 玛丽 怎么了 Jesus, what happened?! Marie, what happened?
玛丽 到底发生了什么事 Marie, what the hell happened?!
现在
6月23日 下午4点
红河机构
自从星光离开超级七人队后 Ever since Starlight left The Seven,
我一直备受鼓舞 想要说出自己的真实感受 I've just been inspired to speak my own truth.
我们都有自己的界限 对吧 I mean, we all have boundaries, right?
你的故事从哪里开始 可以现在开始吗 拜托了
我们所有人内心的英雄
- 放开我 - 抓住她 Let me go!
嘿 Hey!
埃尔迈拉成人康复中心
在无监管情况下 不得使用应急力量 Guess you should've made your wife come,
你该让你老婆高潮的 软盖王八 snowflake cuck.
我该站起来直接走人 I should just get up and leave.
但是你喜欢看着祖国人上我 But you like watching Homebanger fuck me.
让开 变态 Move, perv.
戈多金大学学生管理系统
录取结果
亲爱的玛丽莫罗女士 恭喜您
我的天啊 不好意思 Oh, my God! Sorry.
为人坦荡超级棒
- 真让我吃惊 - 但我可以去 对吧 Wow. Guess I'm just surprised. But I can go, right?
- 我拿到了全奖 而且我都18岁了 - 恭喜你 - I mean, it's a full ride. And I'm 18. - Congratulations.
日后你成为某个城市的保护者 我也不会吃惊 Wouldn't be surprised if you ended up protecting a city one day.
你是想说“超级七人队的 首位黑人女性成员” I think you meant to say "first Black woman in The Seven."
我确实是这个意思 Well, I stand corrected.
听我说 玛丽… Look, Marie, um...
大部分有着你那种经历的孩子 Most kids around here with a history like yours,
都不会被收养 他们会被送去 埃尔迈拉的沃特成人机构 they don't get adopted. So they get sent to the Vought Adult Facility in Elmira.
- 是 我知道 - 我认为你不知道 - Yeah. I know. - I don't think you do.
那个地方跟这里不一样 That place, it-it's not like here.
在那里的人会被关起来 甚至更惨 You would be locked up. Worse.
但如果你是戈大毕业生 But a-a God U graduate?
你就可以把那一切全都抹去 重新开始 Um, you could... wipe all that clean and start fresh.
- 所以不要搞砸了 - 不要搞砸了 So don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up.
我永远都不会回来的 I'm never coming back.
- 我超级专注 - 我超级包容 I'm super focused. I'm super inclusive.
我超级好奇 I'm super curious.
- 我是超能残疾人 - 你是哪一种超人类 I'm super abled. What kind of super are you?
我是英蒂拉谢提校长 欢迎来到戈多金大学 I'm Dean Indira Shetty. Welcome to Godolkin University.
从1965年以来 我们一直在培养 最优秀 最聪明的年轻英雄 We've trained the best and brightest young heroes since 1965.
不仅如此 我们还是一个大家庭 But more than that, we're a family.
一个大社区 有着支持学生的学院 还有许多同龄人 A community of supportive faculty and peers
我们将接受来自底蕴丰厚的文化背景 并能促成变化的独一无二的你 who will accept you as the unique, culturally rich change agent that you are.
一开始 你会学习一些 有挑战性且有意义的核心课程 You'll begin with challenging but meaningful core curriculum
比如《英雄伦理学》 以及《理解品牌营销》 such as Hero Ethics and Understanding Branding.
之后 你可以申报专业 After that, you'll declare your major.
也许可以加入深红伯爵夫人学院 学习表演艺术 Perhaps you'll join the Crimson Countess School for the Performing Arts.
毕业于本学院的明星出演的节目包括 Alumni include stars from such shows as
《河谷镇》 《美少女的谎言》 及《超能力达人秀》 Riverdale, Pretty Little Liars and So You Think You've Got Super Talent?
或者你会被点灯人打击罪恶学院录取 Or maybe you'll be accepted into the Lamplighter School of Crimefighting,
过去30年来 每一位排名前十的学生都出自该学院 which has produced every top ten-ranked student for the past 30 years,
他们全都成为了 美国伟大城市的保护者 who have all gone on to protect America's greatest cities.
深海 排名第六位
也许你也能跻身前十名 Maybe you'll make the top ten, too.
不管你是想走进穷街陋巷 还是走上红地毯 So whether you want to walk the mean streets or the red carpet,
戈多金大学都是能让你 茁壮成长的安全之所 Godolkin is a safe space for you to thrive.
我们很期待能跟你见面 We're super excited to meet you.
卢克“金童”瑞沃丹 排名 第一位
…英蒂拉谢提校长 欢迎来到戈多金大学
你好 我是马弗里克 你的生活助理 Yo! I'm Maverick, your R.A.
三点在集会厅开“性同意”研讨会 必须参加 Mandatory consent seminar, common room at 3:00.
- 你该不会光着屁股通知我们吧 - 没错 我正光着屁股 三点 集会厅 Are you pitching a consent seminar with your dick out? Yes, my dick is out. Common room at 3:00.
审判祖国人的陪审团成员挑选 已经开始了 ...begins today for the trial of Homelander.
她死了 他们需要… - She's dead. - They need to take that...
梅芙女王签名周边产品… Autographed Maeve merch is insa...
在戈大的第一天 所以我想着 Day one at God U. So I figured
跟这里最强悍的王八蛋较量一下 看看自己的水平 it's time to test my shit against the toughest motherfucker here.
那是我的沙鼠大卫卡鲁索 格斗即将开始 That's my gerbil, David Caruso. And it's about to go down!
欢迎来到《小巧小蟋蟀》的 “格斗夜” 糟糕 等等 Welcome to fight night here on Fun Sized with Little Cricket! Oh, shit. Hang on.
嘿 你是玛丽吧 不 我在下面这里 Hey! You must be Marie! No, down here.
嗨 我叫艾玛 Hi! I'm Emma.
嗨 H... Hi.
嗨 Hi!
我一直很想见你 I have been dying to meet you.
天啊 你真漂亮 Oh, God, you're so pretty.
- 谢谢 - 你想喝杯白爪吗 - Thanks. - You want a White Claw?
- 现在才早上九点 - 喝酒不挑时间 It's 9:00 in the morning. It's 10:01 somewhere.
你介意我养大卫卡鲁索吗 它不会在你的东西上拉屎的 Are you cool with David Caruso? He won't shit in your shit.
- 我从来没养过宠物 - 真的吗 - I've never had a pet. - Oh, really?
- 大卫卡鲁索是谁 - 你没看过《玉焰》吗 Who's David Caruso? You didn't see Jade?
你开什么玩笑 Are you fucking kidding?
- 你刚才在干什么 - 做我的网上节目 So what were you doing? Uh, my YouTube show.
《小巧小蟋蟀》 你没看过 Fun Sized with Little Cricket? You haven't seen it?
我算得上是搞笑网红 不过不涉及纳粹 Oh. Well, I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.
- 你也不知道他是谁 - 我们以前只有一台电脑 Wait, you don't know him either? We only had one computer growing up,
上面沾满了14岁男生的精液 所以… and it was donut-glazed from all the 14-year-old boys, so...
男生 我是指我弟弟克里斯 Boy. I mean, my brother. Chris.
我爸妈得穿着防护服才敢进他房间 My parents had to wear hazmat suits just to go in his room.
那绝不可能比我哥更糟 Well, can't be worse than my brother.
或妹妹 或爸妈 Or sister. Or parents.
- 这个要怎么打开 - 打不开的 - Hey, how do you open this? - Oh, they don't open.
也打不破 我猜曾有小孩跳下去 或者飞出去 来吧 我们走吧 Or break. I guess kids were jumping out and flying off. Come on. Let's go.
格斗术
我们来这里其实是要干什么 So what are we doing here exactly?
他的健身时间 是本季最受欢迎的社交活动 Dude, his workouts are practically the social event of the season.
- 谁的 - 他的 Whose? His.
- 金童 你好 - 我的妈呀 What's up, Golden Boy? Holy fucking shit.
金童着火的时候 衣服会烧掉 You know, when Golden Boy flames on, his clothes burn off.
他没有割包皮哦 And he's uncut.
我猜他刀枪不入 让我的舌头烫伤我也想舔一舔 'Cause I guess, like, he's impossible to cut. I'd burn my tongue on that.
- 嘿 你昨晚没睡好吗 - 还是做同样的噩梦 Hey. Did you get any sleep last night? Same fucking nightmare.
- 有很多树的那个 - 对 - The one with all the trees? - Yeah.
我不明白它的含义 I don't know what the fuck it means.
我也不知道 看来我得在床上让你嗨到忘掉它 Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna have to fuck you rotten till it stops.
我说了希望忘掉它吗 Oh, did I say I want it to stop?
好了 舌头收回去 用心比赛 对 说的就是你 All right! Tongue in your head. Head in the game. Yes, you.
谢谢你 也谢谢你 Thank you. And thank you.
我根本不担心“不可思议的史蒂夫” 或任何叫类似名字的人 Uh, dude, I am not sweating The Incredible Steve. Or anyone that has "the" in their name.
- 希望如此 我在你身上押了一万 - 我们五五分如何 I hope not. I got ten grand on you. All right, well, we split it fifty-fifty, huh?
否则我就故意输掉 Or else I throw the match.
- 去你的 王八蛋 去打败他 - 可爱的王八蛋 Fuck you. Asshole. Kick his ass. Lovable asshole.
卢克 Luke...!
金童 Golden Boy! Golden Boy! Golden Boy! Golden Boy! Golden Boy!
我说了吧 那玩意儿 就像着了火的大海参一样 See what I mean? It's like a... big, fiery sea cucumber.
我总有一天也会在下面 I'm gonna be down there one day.
- 给他撸那滚烫的沙皮狗 - 挤进前十名 Jerking off his flaming shar-pei? Ranked in the top ten.
在前十名里排第一 Number one in the top ten.
老天啊 谁会想要那种压力 Jesus Christ, wh-who wants that kind of pressure?
我想 I do.
耶 Yeah.
或者你可能会落得那种下场 Or you can be like that guy.
嘿 看着我 你表现很好 再接再厉 Hey. Look at me. You did good, all right? Next time.
- 谢谢鼓励 - 不客气 - Thanks, man. - Yeah.
- 等等 天啊 课表出来了 - 是吗 Wait, fuck me. Class schedules are out. They are?
能借你的手机用一下吗 我还没有呢 Can I borrow your phone? I don't have one yet.
手机 A phone?
慢着 难道你是阿米什人 Wait, are you Amish?
有黑皮肤的阿米什人吗 Is Black Amish a thing?
搞什么 What the fuck?
打击罪恶学院
你好 嗨
不好意思
你是乔丹吧 Jordan, right?
李乔丹 首先我想告诉你 你很棒 排名第二 真了不起 Jordan Li? First of all, you're awesome. I mean, wow. Ranked number two.
你想要教授签名的话 就直接去买他的书 Yeah, if you want Professor Brink's autograph, you got to buy his book.
不是 我来不是为了这个… No, that's not why I'm...
我的课表显然错了 There's clearly been a mistake.
我报了布灵克教授的 《打击罪案新生入门课》 I-I signed up for Brink's Freshmen Intro to Crimefighting,
可我的课表上没有 but it's not on my schedule.
- 你叫什么名字 - 玛丽莫罗 - What's your name? - Moreau. Marie.
- 玛丽莫罗 - 好 我明白问题在哪儿了 Marie Moreau. Oh, yeah, I see the problem.
你被拒收了 You were rejected.
什么 什么意思 报名表我都检查过四遍了 Wh-What? What do you mean? I-I, like, quadruple-checked the forms.
这个课不是谁都能上的 Yeah, we just don't have space for everyone.
但我必须上入门课 打击罪恶专业的学生都得上这课 No, but I have to take... Intro. Everyone who majors in crimefighting takes Intro.
大部分新生来到这里 都以为自己是打击罪恶专业的 Look, most freshmen show up, they think they'll major in crimefighting,
在课上能表现优异 并拿到市政府的合同 但并非如此 crush their combat and forensics classes and score a city contract, but they won't.
你的竞争对手 包括一些破过杀人案的人 I mean, you're competing with kids who have cleared homicide cases,
他们的粉丝上百万 可你呢… who have over a million followers. And you...
你连个Insta账号都没有 you don't even have an Insta.
- 我得继续工作了 - 我能跟布灵克教授谈谈吗 - Now, I kind of got to get back to this. - Can I talk to Professor Brink about this?
- 不能 是我决定的 我是他的助教 - 等等 是你决定的 - No. I made the call. I'm his T.A. - Hold on. This was your decision?
- 你有什么资格拒收我 - 我是他的教学助理 - Who are you to reject me? - His T.A.
- 乔丹 - 搞什么 - Jordan! - What the fuck?
- 这是我见过出子弹最快的一次 - 你得赔我一件上衣 Goddamn, that's the fastest draw I've ever seen. Uh, gonna need to buy me a new shirt, Professor.
不好意思 孩子 今天都有什么事 Oh, hey, sorry, champ. So, what do we got?
艾诗丽巴瑞特 请你去“沃特静修”演讲 Ashley Barrett asked you to speak at the Vought retreat in Sun Valley.
- 坚决不去 - 《早安美国》想采访你 - Mm, hard pass. - Good Morning America wants
主题是“布灵克的技术 如何能帮到你的孩子” to interview you about "how Brink's technique with super kids can help with your kid."
- 让他们去看我的书 - 我读过您的书 Tell 'em to read my book. I've read your book.
您所有的著作我都读过 I've read all of your books.
- 教授 这事我已经处理了 - 教授 这个女人…这个男人… I've already handled this, sir. Sir, she... I mean, he...
他们拒绝让我上您的入门课 但是他们大错特错了 they... rejected me from your Intro class. But they're dead wrong.
- 他们不了解我 - 是吗 They don't know me. That so?
您常说“才华不是最重要的 进取心才是关键” 对吗 It's like you always say: "It's not about the talent. It's about the drive." Right?
我就是这样的人 我愿意不惜一切代价 我只是… And that's me. I could go all the way. I just...
我只是需要一个机会 I just need the chance.
表演艺术课程很不错 说不定能上《与星共舞》呢 Performing Arts is a fine program. You could be on Dancing with the Stars.
你属于哪一种超级英雄
- 什么情况 - 他吸冰毒 What's going on?! He's tweaking on meth.
他现在在北草坪 我们需要支援 He's on the north lawn. We need backup.
你冷静一下 Let's just... calm down.
我不要回那该死的树林里去 I'm not going back to the fucking Woods!
- 我抓住他了 - 嘿 - I got him! - Hi.
好的
嘿 那个人是谁 Hey, hey, who is that guy?!
天啊 Shit.
求求你们 不要把我扔在这里 Please don't-don't leave me in here.
求你们了 Please. Please, please! Plea...!
戈多金大学都是 让你能茁壮成长的安全之所 Godolkin is a safe space for you to thrive.
后来保安把那个人拖走了 太难以置信了 So then security just dragged the kid off? So fucking crazy.
而且你居然没拍下来 And you didn't film it.
- 我当时想着别的事 - 这下你就错过百万点赞了 Kind of had other stuff on my mind. Yeah, but you could've got a million likes.
真希望被袭击的人是我 I wish I got attacked.
过来 他们跟我们住同一层楼 Oh, come on. They live on our floor.
表演艺术也不会太糟 Hey, performing arts won't be so bad.
只是你得尝试像普通人一样交朋友 Just... try and make friends like a normal human.
创新经纪公司的人 要送我去演“沃特优选”的一部剧 So, my guys at Innovative are sending me out for this limited series on Vought Plus.
关于超级英雄的崇高主题 It's an elevated superhero thing.
通过70年的情景喜剧 对悲伤进行深沉的思索 Really a meditation on grief told through 70 years of sitcoms.
由札克布瑞夫执导 我们是朋友 所以希望一切顺利 And Zach Braff is directing. We're friends, so... fingers crossed.
真羡慕 我的经纪人只送我去演 广播电视剧 你是贾斯汀吧 Damn. My manager only sends me out on broadcast, but... Sorry, you're Justine, right?
对 Yeah.
我喜欢你在《致命美人》 和《保姆学院》里的演出 Okay, so I loved you in Pretty/Deadly and Babysitter School.
- 我叫艾玛 她是玛丽 - 这话真暖心 谢谢你 Um, so I'm Emma. That's-that's Marie. That's so sweet. Thank you.
我看过你演的戏 And... I've seen you in something.
我在《芝加哥烈焰》里演过 一个常设小角色 被烧伤的受害者 I did do a small reoccurring in Chicago Fire. Burn victim.
不对 等等 No. Wait.
你是小蟋蟀 我的天啊 你超级搞笑 You're Little Cricket. Oh, my God. You are so funny.
天啊 想起来了《小巧小蟋蟀》 Holy shit. No, that's right. Um... Fun Sized with Little Cricket.
- 对 - 我是你的忠粉 - Right? - I'm a huge fan.
- 你的频道非常赞 - 谢谢 Your channel's the fucking bomb. Thanks.
- 真的 - 我们在哪里见过 Yeah. And where have I seen you?
就在这里 现在 Uh, right here. Now.
我要走了 I got to go.
我们回头见 I'll-I'll see you guys around.
嘿 Hey.
- 怎么了 - 无意冒犯 这种社交真的不适合我 What's wrong? No offense, but this shit is very, very not me.
这种社交是超级英雄最重要的工作 Okay, well, this shit is 90% of being a hero.
玛丽 每年只有五个学生 能拿到市政府的合约 Marie, only five kids a year score a city contract.
剩下的只能为沃特唱歌 跳舞 卖货 The rest of us... sing and dance and sell merch for Vought.
可我们是超级英雄 难道你真的想干那些事吗 But we're superheroes. That's really what you want?
我只能变成蟋蟀那么小 打击不了恶人 所以我没得选 I can't fight bad guys when I'm the size of a pickle, so yeah.
我也希望能来一场三人行 I mean, I'm also hoping for a three-way.
- 记得我们第一次见面的情景吗 - 你的书第九章里写了 You remember when we first met? Chapter nine of your book.
我在你家客厅里 只能坐在一张折叠椅上 I had to sit on a folding chair in your folks' living room
因为你在沙发上烧出了很多洞 'cause you kept burning holes in the furniture.
一个害羞的小家伙 不敢跟人有眼神接触 Shy little nothing that could barely make eye contact.
你还记得我跟你说的话吗 You remember what I told you?
- 我会比祖国人更伟大 - 是吗 - You said that I'd be bigger than Homelander. - Did I?
碳化铪合金 不管你烧到多少度都不会熔化 Hafnium carbide alloy. Won't melt no matter how hot you burn.
再也不必向美国人露下体了 No more showing your balls to America.
这玩意的价格少说也得八位数 没有人会花这笔钱的 I mean, this thing is low eight figures, easy. No one's actually gonna pay for this.
纽约已经付了钱 这会儿他们正在打造这套战服 New York already has. They're building it as we speak.
你想住梅芙以前的公寓 还是星光的 Would you rather take Maeve's old apartment or Starlight's?
律师需要几个月的时间 才能做好书面协议 Now, it's gonna take the lawyers a... couple months to paper the deal,
但是 孩子 你要加入超级七人队了 but you, my boy, are going to The Seven.
不需要选秀 都不需要 No draft, no nothin'.
已经定了 It's done.
我们成功了 We did it.
卢克 Luke.
你还好吧 You okay?
嗯 我很好 Yeah. I'm great.
迷路了 You lost?
我能找到 谢了 I got it. Thanks.
你昨晚的身手不错嘛 我给你 起了个超级英雄的名号 想听吗 Those were some sweet moves last night. I was coming up with your superhero name. You want to hear it?
血腥玛丽 Bloody Marie.
- 烂透了 - 确实 - That's terrible. - Yeah, it is.
那个瘦瘦的男生 你以前… Well, um... that skinny kid,
你以前见过他吗 他们那么粗暴地 把他拖走 太可恶了 对吗 did you... You seen him before? The way they dragged him off was just fucked, right?
他当时失控了 He was out of control.
- 好吧 凝血娃 - 这个更烂 Okay, Coagula. Even worse.
我再好好想想 I'll k... I'll keep workshopping.
今晚告诉你我想到的名字吧 I'll show you what I come up with? Tonight?
我们几个朋友要出校园去转转 A few of us are going on a... field trip. Off campus.
金童 我和另外几个朋友 你也来吧 Golden Boy, myself, a few others. You should come.
- 我 - 对啊 Uh, me? - Yeah.
跟你们出去 Out with you guys?
社交不就是这样吗 I mean, that's how socializing works, right?
那会违反宵禁的 We'd be breaking curfew.
被逮住了才算 但我们不会被逮住的 If we get caught. We're not gonna get caught.
谢谢邀请 但我不去了 我惹不起麻烦 Thanks... for the invite, uh, but no. I can't afford the trouble.
这个嘛 Well...
如果你改变主意的话 十点在打击罪案学院大楼见 Crimefighting Building at 10:00 if you change your mind.
我现在就要让你改变主意 Okay, this is me changing your fucking mind right now.
你有机会跟金童去狂欢 你居然在犹豫 You have a chance to go party with Golden Boy and you aren't sure?
你疯了吗 Are you insane?
- 他不是有女朋友吗 - 是 而且她很火辣 I think he has a girlfriend, right? Yes, and she's hot!
天啊 你们仨会搞到床上去 这可是我梦寐以求的 Oh, my God! You're gonna have a three-way. You are literally living my dream.
- 那你去吧 - 我没有被邀请 Then you go. I wasn't invited.
玛丽 这是你的一个大好机会 更重要的是 对我也是个好机会 Marie, this is a huge opportunity for you. And, much more importantly, for me.
如果你跟那些人相处得好 就意味着我也能沾光 Because if you get in good with those guys, that means I will.
艾玛 你不明白 万一我被逮住 我的麻烦就大了 Emma. You don't understand the world-ending trouble I'll be in if I'm busted.
我爸爸非常严格 重点就是 我不能搞砸了 My dad is... really strict. The point is, I can't fuck up.
我今天晚上会一直唠叨这件事 如果你不去的话 准备好耳朵长茧吧 I'm gonna be jerking off about this the whole night, so if you don't go, just be prepared for that experience.
而且我说话声音可大了 And I'm loud as fuck.
- 我没有适合的衣服 - 我衣柜里的衣服随便你穿 I don't... have anything to wear. Please borrow whatever you want from my closet.
好 这个… Okay. So...
你得在腿上抹超多润滑油才能塞进去 到时候我再帮你脱下来 You need to load up your legs with lube to get into these. I'll help you get out of them tonight.
- 那我怎么尿尿 - 不能尿尿 绝对不能 - How am I supposed to pee? - Oh, you don't. Like, literally never.
我说了吧 这是玛丽 我之前跟你们说过的 Told you. This is Marie. She's the one that I was telling you guys about.
你好 我是卢克 Hey. I'm Luke.
- 这是凯特 - 我知道你们是谁 Uh, this is Cate. I know who you are.
我知道每一个… I know every...
很高兴认识你们 Nice to meet you.
- 这位是乔丹 - 我们见过面了 - Uh, that's Jordan. - Yeah, we've met.
- 你打算今晚也不让我去吗 - 我很乐意 - You gonna reject me from this outing, too? - I'd love to.
不行 客气点 否则不跟你们分享我的毒品 No, play nice or I will not share my drugs with you.
坐我的车 Uh, come on. We'll take my car.
小蟋蟀的格斗之夜
你死了算了
差劲
逊毙了 干吗要浪费时间拍这种垃圾
我觉得那只仓鼠很可爱 她可真是辣眼睛
嘿 我是里亚姆 我们今天见过面 我是你的忠粉 记得吗
真他妈上头 Fucking drip, baby.
来 再抽一条 Shit. One more.
来一点吗 You want some?
- 不用了 谢谢 - 好吧 Um... no, thank you. All right.
真不敢相信我正置身于超级七人塔 I can't believe I'm at Seven Tower.
我来猜猜看 Let me guess.
你六岁的时候 穿着梅芙装扮服 梦想着有一天能加入超级七人队 You were six years old in a Maeve costume, just dreaming about making The Seven.
现在我确实有这个梦想 不过你猜错了 Now I do. But no.
我12岁之前 根本不知道自己有超能力 I didn't even know I had powers until I was 12.
真的假的 Really?
我小时候父母给我打了五号化合物 到了我青春期 药效才开始显现 My parents gave me V as a baby. But it didn't hit till puberty.
你父母肯定很高兴吧 Oh, they must've been excited.
高兴死了 Thrilled.
我爸到现在都还在说这事 It's still the only thing my dad talks about.
总是在跟他组局打球的球友面前吹嘘 Brags about it to all the guys at his pickup games.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我在撒谎 I'm lying.
我父母死了 M-My parents died.
我不知道自己为什么要撒谎 I don't know why I do that.
- 我弟弟也去世了 - 很抱歉 My brother passed away, too. I'm sorry.
这就是我来这所学校的原因 That's, uh, why I'm here. At this school.
为了我妹妹 For my sister.
我想向她证明 我不是… I want to... prove to her that I'm not...
能给你个忠告吗 尽管你并没有让我给忠告 Can I give you some advice? That you're not at all asking for?
请说 Please.
当英雄… Being a hero is, uh...
跟你想象的不一样 It's not what you think.
如果你真的想当英雄 那你必须是为了自己 You know, if you're gonna do this, make sure you do it for you.
真不敢相信 是小蟋蟀啊 Oh, I can't believe it. Little Cricket.
- 我14岁时会看着你的视频撸管 - 嘴巴可真甜 I used to jerk off to you when I was 14. That's... sweet.
- 我们能试试一个玩法吗 - 好啊 Hey, can we try something? Yeah.
- 我不希望你觉得我变态 - 你不变态 I don't want you to think I'm weird. You're not weird.
你能不能… Would you, uh...
变小 ...get little?
那行不通啊 因为身体构造 Well, that wouldn't really work, 'cause, like...anatomy.
- 我显然不是那个意思 - 嗯 Yeah, obviously not that.
我要变小并不容易 Well, you know, it's not so easy for me to get little.
而且我们现在做的事很棒 不是吗 Hey, but what we're doing now is great, right?
你 性感又小巧 You... sexy and small...
挂在我的鸡鸡上 想想就让我欲火焚身 ...hanging off my cock. You'd be so fucking hot.
求你了 Please?
好啊 Awesome.
在这里等着 我需要点时间 Wait here. I'll just take a minute.
不好意思 我需要穿件衣服 Sorry. I just need a... shirt.
很快回来 I'll just be a minute.
- 晚上好 是哪位预订的 - 我们没有预订 - Good evening. Reservation under? - We don't have one.
- 但你根本不在乎 对吗 - 我根本不在乎 跟我来吧 But you don't give a fuck. Right? I do not give a fuck. Follow me.
你们感兴趣吗 You guys in?
- 那是可卡因 - 可卡因都抽完了 这是摇头丸 Is that cocaine? We finished all the coke. It's Molly.
我不怎么碰那些粉 不过我会来一点点魔菇 Hey, I don't really fuck with powders, but I do microdose shrooms.
那你呢 新生 So, what do you say, freshman?
不了 谢谢 no, thank you.
我可以脱掉手套让你就范的 You know, I could take my glove off and make you.
我不会啦 我支持知情同意权 但我可以逼你 所以你该尝试一下 I won't, 'cause I'm all about consent. But I could. So... you should.
好 Yes! Yes!
- 我们去跳舞吧 - 什么 - Now let's dance! - What?
来吧 Come on.
我说了吧 I told you.
对 她挺酷的 Yeah. She's cool.
天啊 Fuck.
赞啊 感觉太好了 再用点力 Oh, fuck, that's so great. Squeeze a little harder.
- 这怎么样 - 太爽了 - How's that? - That's great.
- 试着踢我的蛋蛋 - 好吧 Now try kicking my balls. Okay.
这是你见过的最粗的鸡鸡吗 Is this the biggest dick you've ever seen?
- 是的 相对来说 - 你能说出来吗 I mean, yeah, relatively. Can you say it?
是的 这是我见过的最粗的鸡鸡 Yeah, dude, it's the biggest dick I've ever seen.
靠 Fuck.
那一下感觉超好 That was... really good.
- 她来了 - 你换了 为什么 - There she is. - You changed. Why?
因为我乐意 而且这样才有免费酒喝 'Cause I fucking felt like it. Also, free drinks.
这倒是真的 干杯 True. Cheers.
敬超级七人队 To The Seven.
- 他妈的超级七人队 - 小声点 我刚刚就跟你说了 - Fucking Seven. - Quiet down. I just told you.
你一定要请我去超级七人塔 我很迷火车头 You got to invite me to the Tower. 'Cause I crush hard on A-Train.
极速者的床上功夫 A speedster in bed?
我正在提醒自己 绝不能请你去 Making a mental note right now to never invite you.
这是最不让人惊讶的消息 不过还是要恭喜你 It is the least surprising surprise ever, but... congrats.
你什么时候开始 When do you start?
你的意思是我什么时候离开 好让你爬上第一名 Uh, you mean, when do I leave so you can finally be ranked number one?
那就太好了 但是学校理事 觉得我的性别太混乱了 Please. That'd be great, but trustees think I'm too confusing.
- 我绝不可能排第一的 - 你都上迎新视频了 - No way I'll be number one. - The trustees put you in the orientation video.
这样他们就可以 很骄傲自满地说他们非常进步 Yeah, so they could suck their own dicks about how progressive they are.
布灵克的影响力很大 而且他很欣赏你 Okay, well, Brink does carry a lot of weight with them, and he loves you.
你算是他最受宠的儿子兼女儿 I mean, you're like his, um, favorite son/daughter.
我觉得你很有机会 I think you got a shot.
虽然这会让我非常生气 但应该会是安德烈 It'll be Andre. As much as that pisses me off.
不要 那种责任 而且必须跟我爸一起工作… Uh, that-that responsibility and having to work with my dad?
我不要 全给你吧 Fuck that. That's all you.
我会为你加油鼓气 同时继续尽情地游戏人间 I will cheer you on as I continue to suck and fuck my little heart out.
但这一切都是你努力的成果 所以我为你感到骄傲 But you, you worked your fucking ass off for this. And I'm proud of you.
我爱你 兄弟 I love you, man.
我爱你 Love you.
- 哇 有人飘起来了 - 应该是的 对 绝对是 - Oh, shit. Someone's rolling. - I think. Yeah. Definitely.
卢克 Luke.
请救救我 Please help me.
你怎么会一个人待着呢 How are you alone right now?
我该不会是第一个撩你的吧 那似乎不可能 I mean, I can't be the first guy to hit on you tonight. Statistically speaking, that seems impossible.
- 我在等我男朋友 - 说得过去 I'm waiting for my boyfriend. Fair enough.
这样吧 抛硬币 正面我留 反面我走 Uh, how about heads, I stay, tails, I leave?
- 你是超人类 - 或者我只是个很厉害的魔术师 You're a Supe. Or I'm just a very good magician.
不过超人类听起来更性感 就这么说吧 But "Supe" sounds sexier. Let's go with that one.
小鸟就那么点能耐吗 That all the bird can do?
看到那边那个老头了吗 You see Old Balls right there?
如果我能让这只小鸟飞进他的杯子里 If I can get this little birdie into his cup,
你能不能同意 最好是跟我回家 will you agree to, at best, go home with me...
再不济也要跟我跳个舞 开心一下 ...and, at worst, we hit the dance floor and have a good time?
- 天啊 到底发生了什么事 - 应该是我割断了她的动脉 惨了 - Oh, my God. What the hell happened? - Uh, I think I hit an artery, dude! Aw, fuck!
我被一个蠢货撞了一下 她快死了 她流了很多血 Some fuck bumped into me! I think she's gonna die, man. She's bleeding out.
- 打911 - 那样来不及 - We need to call 911! - They won't get here in time.
- 我们必须离开这里 - 我们必须马上离开这里 We need to go. We need to get the fuck out of here. We need to get the fuck out of here now.
快走 Come on.
她还活着 She's alive.
你救了她 You saved her!
昨晚在摩天楼夜总会 这位女生倒在了地上 血流不止 Last night at Skyscraper Club, this lady fell bleeding.
这位女士突然出现 救了这个女生 This woman appears. She saved the girl's life.
你是救了人 但是我逼你出去玩的 Okay, sure, you're the hero, but I'm the one who made you go,
所以在某种意义上来说 我才是英雄 so in a very real way, I'm the hero.
- 抱歉让你的衣服沾满了血 - 天啊 那太值了 Sorry for all the... blood on your clothes. Oh, God, worth it.
金童闻起来是什么味道的 像饼干 对吧 Wait, so what did Golden Boy smell like? Like cookies, right?
像饼干和希望 Like cookies and hope?
你叫玛丽吧 布灵克教授办公室 打电话来了 他想见你 Marie, right? Professor Brink's office called. He wants to see you.
你是说现在 You mean now?
- 只有我一个? - 我不知道 And... just me? I don't know.
还有 我不是你的助理 你他妈的买个手机吧 Also, I'm not your assistant. Get a fucking phone.
他看到了网上的消息 你肯定能上他的课了 Dude! He's seen Instagram. You're in his class for sure.
…接受来自底蕴丰厚的文化背景 并能促成变化的独一无二的你 ...who will accept you as the unique, culturally rich change agent that you are.
玛丽莫罗 Ah, Marie Moreau.
你救了那个姑娘 非常好 You saved that girl's life. Good for you.
谢谢您 教授 Thank you, sir.
孩子 我这一辈子都在研究超级英雄 You know, kid, I've dedicated my life to studying superheroes.
拿了三个硕士学位 花了无数的时间做研究… Three masters, countless hours of research.
可以大胆地说 我比世界上任何一个人 I think it's safe to say that I know more about Supes
都更了解超人类 超人类非常了不起 than just about any soul alive. And they are something.
但有一个人比所有超人类都厉害 英国斯卡伯勒的弗雷德麦卡里斯特 But there's one fella that's got 'em all beat. Fred McCallister of Scarborough, U.K.
- 教授 他是谁 - 就是一个普通人 Sir? Who's that? Just a guy.
一个没有超能力的傻帽 Some powerless schmuck.
他的老狗阿诺德跳进了大洋里 开始溺水 See, his old dog Arnold jumped into the ocean, and he started to go under.
弗雷德跳进了水里 救了他的杂种狗 So, Fred, he hopped into the drink and he managed to save his old mutt,
自己却淹死了 but he drowned in the process.
那是大部分超级英雄 甚至是伟大的超级英雄无法理解的事 And, see, that is what most superheroes, even the big ones, they just don't get.
当英雄 真正的英雄 并不是为了荣耀 That being a hero, a real hero, is not about glory.
而是为了牺牲 It's about sacrifice.
- 你明白吗 - 我应该明白 教授 You understand that? I think so, sir.
好 Good.
很好 Good.
我很抱歉必须告诉你这件事 但是你被开除了 'Cause... And I can't tell you how sorry I am to tell you this, but... you're being expelled.
- 什么 - 你要明白 金童 安德烈 乔丹 - What? - See, Golden Boy, Andre, Jordan,
他们将一往无前 他们可以救成千上万人的性命 they're going all the way. They could save thousands of people.
但如果八卦网站知道 他们昨晚嗑了药 差点让一个女人 But not if TMZ finds out that they almost let a woman bleed to death
流血过多而死 那就完了 总得有人替他们顶罪 because they were high. Somebody's got to take that hit.
你明白的 你救了那个女人 You get that. Look, you saved that woman.
但你不小心割开她的喉咙在先 单凭这个理由就该把你开除 But, you know, you kind of slit her throat accidentally first. And that's grounds for removal.
等等 等一下 我没有 Wait. Just... wait. I-I didn't. I...
- 您不能把我赶走 - 我很抱歉 真的 You... you can't kick me out. Oh, I'm so sorry. I really am.
- 不知能否给你安慰 但我很欣赏你 - 不 您不明白 I... And I like you, for what it's worth. No, you don't understand.
我不能回去 I can't go back.
- 他们会把我送去那个成人机构… - 你很机灵 你能找到办法的 They're gonna send me to this adult facility that... Oh, you're a resourceful girl. You'll figure something out.
坦白说 我认为 你在戈大是在浪费时间 Honestly, I think you're wasting your time here at G.U.
你操纵血液的能力 不能吸引美国人口的中坚力量 Those blood powers of yours, they're a nonstarter in Middle America.
- 对四大重要人群来说都没有吸引力 - 您错了 There's no four-quadrant appeal there. You're wrong.
亲爱的 你得保住你的朋友 就像英国那个男人一样 Look, honey, you get to save your friends. Just like that guy in the U.K.
牺牲小我 完成大我 大部分超人类都做不到 I mean, that is more hero than most Supes ever manage.
- 那很了不起 - 如果我拒绝呢 And that's something. What if I say no?
孩子 你亲手杀死了自己的父母 你是孤儿 Well... you're an orphan who murdered her parents, kiddo.
恐怕你没什么选择 I'm afraid you don't got much choice.
- 他说什么了 - 你那天为什么要劝我出去 What'd he say? Why did you make me go out?
- 我就知道不该出去的 - 发生什么事了 - I knew I shouldn't have gone. - Whoa, what happened?
这一切 还有你 都不是我想要的 别来烦我 I didn't ask for this. For you. Just leave me alone.
卢克 Luke.
卢克 你在哪里 Luke, where are you?
卢克 Luke.
山姆 Sam?
卢克 这不是梦 这是真的 Luke, it's not a dream. It's real.
卢克 请救救我 Luke. Please help me.
你杀死了他们 You killed them.
安娜贝丝 求你了 Annabeth, please.
不要 离我远点 No, stay away from me.
你是妖怪 You're a monster.
我不是妖怪 I'm not a monster.
嘿 兄弟 你感觉怎样 我抽了可卡因现在在狂流汗 Hey, man. How you feel? 'Cause I'm sweating cocaine.
嘿 Hey.
你知道布灵克在做什么 来保护你们吗 Do you know? What Brink's doing to protect you?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
天啊 玛丽 我不得不这么做 Oh, shit. Marie, I... I had to.
- 我什么都没看见 - 你不明白 I-I didn't see anything. You don't understand what Brink did, okay?
- 你不知道树林的事 - 什么 You don't know about The Woods. What?
他抽着烟睡着了 把自己烧死了 Okay, please, he-he fell asleep with a Camel lit in his mouth and he burned himself.
好 绝对的 Yeah. For sure.
这是我们的秘密 Our secret.
你为什么非得来这里 玛丽 Why did you have to come, Marie?
快跑 Run!
- 嘿 搞什么 - 玛丽 - Hey, what the fuck? - Marie!
卢克 这是怎么了 要不… Uh, Luke, what's, uh... What's going on? Maybe...
- 要不你先穿上衣服 - 让开 Maybe put your dick away? Move.
你先冷静下来 Not until you chill out.
你也有份 You're in on it, too.
- 卢克 这到底是怎么回事 - 让开 Luke, what the fuck is going on? Move!
快走 快 Go! Now! Go!
卢克 Luke.
卢克 没事的 你冷静冷静 Luke, it's gonna be okay. Calm down.
能晚点再拍吗 我昨晚的宿醉还没醒 Can we do this later? I'm still drunk from last night.
这最好不过了 喝一口 然后说 “急转漩涡能解宿醉” No, it's perfect. Just-just take a sip, say, "Turbo Rush cures hangovers."
就算它能治癌症 我也不要喝 I wouldn't pour this on my dick if it cured cancer.
玛丽 Marie?
嘿 站住 怎么了 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, stop! What?
- 他杀了布灵克 - 搞什么 你胡说八道 He killed Brink! The fuck? No, bullshit!
- 他真的杀了他 - 卢克 He fucking killed him! Luke?
嘿 别激动 Hey, hey, take it easy.
冷静下来 好吗 Just-just-just take it easy. Okay?
别管其他人 只管听我说 Hey, no, no. Fuck everyone else. It's just me and you.
你知道我爱你 You know I love you.
- 情况不该变成这样的 - 嘿 - It wasn't supposed to happen like this. - Hey.
不 No!
- 对不起 - 没事了 - I'm sorry. - It's okay.
没事了 It's okay.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 I love you. I love you, too.
- 我很抱歉 - 没事了 I'm so sorry. It's okay.
没事了 It's okay.
卢克 来吧 Luke, come on.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
天啊 What?
戈多金大学
来自沃特国际CEO 艾诗丽巴瑞特的特别信息
同学们 同胞们 晚上好 Good evening, students and patriots.
我个人向各位保证 今天晚上 Let me personally assure you that the terrible news
从戈多金大学传出的可怕消息 coming out of Godolkin University this evening
完全不能够反映这所大学的整体情况 is in no way reflective of the institution as a whole.
金童的死是一起个别事件 Golden Boy's death was an isolated incident
他长期滥用药物 并出现了彻底的精神崩溃 involving a chronic drug user suffering a full psychotic break.
请大家记住 戈多金连续七年 被《沃特新闻》评选为 Remember that Vought News has selected Godolkin as the Safest Campus in America seven years running,
美国最安全的校园 and the faculty prides itself
而本校的教职员工 以创造一个安全环境为荣 on creating a safe space for every hero to thrive.
让每个英雄都能在此茁壮成长
尽管发生了今晚的事件 Despite tonight's incident,
但是请看看这所知名大学的学生 在接下来这个学期里 here's a look at what students can expect from this esteemed institution
有什么值得期待的事 in this upcoming semester.
本学期的V世代
如果你在看这段视频 我想事情已经搞砸了 If you're watching this, guess things got fucked.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你有机会成为史上排第一的首位新生 You could be the first top-ranked freshman in history.
- 为什么 - 因为你抗击了金童 For what? For fighting Golden Boy.
#黑妞魔力 #BlackGirlMagic.
你们是英雄 You guys are heroes.
现在先用“戈多金的守护者们” 看看观众的反应 Currently, we're testing "the Guardians of Godolkin.
现在说着还是觉得 太冗长了 再看看吧 " Even when I'm saying it now, it feels like it's too many syllables, so we'll see.
那李乔丹呢 What about Jordan Li?
就用安德烈和玛丽的故事打头阵 剩下的以后再想 We lead with Andre and this Marie chick. Figure out the rest later.
“树林”跟这事有关吗 Is The Woods part of what happened?
但我发现了一些东西 But I found something.
不准你再提这件事 Don't say another fucking word about this.
记住 不要逞英雄 Remember, no tiny action hero shit.
知道了 有我呢 能搞定 可以 Got it. Get it, got it, good.
天啊 Sweet Jesus.
我不知道卢克为什么那么做 I don't know why Luke did it.
我们的麻烦大了 We are in over our heads.
在真实世界里 每一个人都在利用他人 In the real world, everybody uses everyone.
这太他妈的疯狂了 This is fucking crazy.
绝对的 Totes.
他们迟早都会知道 It's just a matter of time
我们所做的一切 before they find out about everything you're doing.
我们必须阻止他 We have to stop 'em.
我没把一个人撕成两半 I did rip a person in half.
我替自己辩护一句 他当时在我眼中只是个木偶 所以… In my defense, he was a puppet at the time, so...
V世代
字幕翻译：李小秀
创意监督：杨婕